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Newsworthy Poems - Poems about Newsworthy

Running for Public Office
...I wonder how addled your brain has to be to want to suffer the slinging insults of buffoonery Tv news showing how cartoonery reality has become Each reporter is up to tomfoolery as they dig ......

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Categories: newsworthy, political,
Form: Free verse
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She
...Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She..., a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank to steal himself into a neighboring house, and prepare an elaborate meal unsuspectedly nab......

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Categories: newsworthy, absence, adventure, america, appreciation,
Form: Free verse



The Pretty Boy Paradox
...Vexation seeps through sighs As the pen finds comfort Sharing the same story Nonsensical pretty boys With smoke cloud habits And bloodshot ponderings Vaunting on their Newsworthy deli......

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Categories: newsworthy, break up, emo, growth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member brainwashed by a news station
...her fallacious reasoning caught me by surprise he’s a swindler, a crook, can’t you see with your eyes? He never paid the little guys, declaring bankruptcy. He’s a good businessman, she argues, qui......

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Categories: newsworthy, integrity,
Form: Rhyme
neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide
...neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide rather yours truly doth thrive on keeping the ethos, mythos, and pathos of Pigpen alive subjected to eternal abomination, brutalization, condemnatio......

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Categories: newsworthy, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Little Miss Moby
...Sing a ballad of the sea, Men ponder at whales' brains, "What do you believe?" Whale watching is a hobby, Grey nomads splash their cash, Digital selfies on charter boats, Until appears Little M......

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Categories: newsworthy, humor, ocean, sea,
Form: Free verse
Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer sizzles Delaware Valley today July 16th, 2024
...Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer sizzles Delaware Valley today July 16th, 2024 Said geographical area composed of counties located in Southeastern Pennsylvania, South Jersey, Delaware,......

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Categories: newsworthy, america, earth, grave, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MY Collaboration with Actor, Singer: Ricky Nelson in the Mid Winter of ''80: PART I
...MY Collaboration with Ricky Nelson in the Last Days of 1980 The eventful news of that day about what was found on board that crashed plane, won't replace that particular memory of Mr. Rick Nelson'......

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Categories: newsworthy, appreciation, celebrity, girlfriend, imagery,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Laughing My Head Off - In Trump's Own Words
...So what I kept some stuff A few small keepsakes, merely fluff They make such noise, so much dumb fuss Their indignation careening like a bus. Now they think I'll spill the beans Use my powers ......

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Categories: newsworthy, america, angst, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Similar If Not Identical To Last Year
...Similar if not identical to last year... umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer... sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022 Said geographical area composed of counties located in S......

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Categories: newsworthy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Friday May 13th 2022
...Friday May 13th, 2022 An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome, written courtesy a favorite poet of mine. Paraskevidekatriaphobia struck within a blink, I swear yours truly never took a drink, ......

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Categories: newsworthy, atheist, dark, destiny, gothic,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Competitions In Disregard
...Am I unhealthy and unsafe oppressed, suppressed, repressed, right-brain negatively depressed? Not really all that: competitively left-brain impressive, first through last impression newswor......

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Categories: newsworthy, depression, desire, god, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Please Stand By
...Please stand by for this important announcement Of news you’ll most assuredly not want to miss A newsworthy, earth-shaking pronouncement More startling than your first unexpected kiss. ......

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Categories: newsworthy, anger, conflict, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Umpteenth Heat Wave Since Onset of Summer
...Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer... sizzles Delaware Valley today August 25th, 2021 Said geographical area composed of counties located in Southeastern Pennsylvania, South Jersey, Dela......

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Categories: newsworthy, america, august, confusion, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member There
...There. There is beauty in the world if you look for it There are times in this world when all is well There are times when the news cannot frighten There are people who decide to love and not kil......

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Categories: newsworthy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

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