Why?

GREEDY AGENTS, FORECLOSERS ON THE RISE. BITTER DISAGREEMENTS, BEWARE OF SENSELESS DEMISE. TOTAL PRIVACY INVASION, INSTANT MESSAGE TEXTIN'. REFUGEE ALIENATION, BIG-BROTHER'S WATCHING. GROWING CHILD BIRTH DEFECT, THE WORLD'S IN QUAGMIRE. GLOBAL GREENHOUSE-EFFECT, RAGING FOREST FIRE. RECORD-BREAKIN' HEAT WAVES, THE OZONE-LAYER'S CRACKING. TRAFFIC OF HUMAN SLAVES, FREEMAN'S JUST WATCHING? FREE-ENTERPRISE ROBBIN' FOLKS BLIND, WHO'S THE REAL HUSTLER? SO-CALLED NEWSWORTHY GUIDE, MINDS FLOATIN' IN ETHER. GREEN-EYED GUERRILLAS, ALL-OUT PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS. VAIN INDULGENCE IN SPAS; USURY PILING IN HEAPS. MISSIONS BEING COMPROMISED, BY ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE. GOD-SEEKERS ATTACKED BY SURPRISE, MAYBE DOOMSDAY HAS COMMENCED.