Ned Poems - Poems about Ned

...Who says that books can't have babies or be dead Who says on another planet or airplane that people aren't read instead And the books might say, "You can't read a person by its cover -- yel......Read the rest...

...Brief Mane n' Tail shampoo tall (tell) tale Living social amidst crime infested urban jungle bumping uglies cheek to jowl analogous fate being housed in jail escape room of great outdoors ......Read the rest...

...For her eighth birthday she received a gorgeous kitty cat cake We cannot eat this one! She said to the baker, named Ned. But that is the reason I came over at five o’clock to bake! It is too prett......Read the rest...

...Dodging one here, dodging one there, Riding along without a care. Three in a row, which way do I go, I close my eyes and curse the so and so. Oh! what a bang, the old van shook, But at l......Read the rest...

... I remember back in the day talking the night away with all of my Jewish friends Could Hitler’s Germany ever happen again? ‘Never ever,' Al said, 'Naziism is doornail dead’ ......Read the rest...

..."Blame it on the rain", for business on your sunny day, though it is a provider for you, you provide a poo poo. World, obstain or remains In your dusty bowl, she be more precious than gold ......Read the rest...

...The wiener mobile should be here at eleven I said. My straight man principal’s blue eyes went up into his head They will love it, I reassured him, and all students will be fed. This happy day was ......Read the rest...

...But he followed her home, the daddy said. Mommy’s green eyes rolled to the back of her head. You are so easy! He can sleep in your bed! The goat loved it there, they named him Ned. Mommy finall......Read the rest...

...There are ghosts in her closets, ghouls on her stair. If you visit my grandma grump, it is best you beware. I’ve seen a see-through body with half a head. It looked curiously like my deceased cous......Read the rest...

...Mottled black and white rooster stood proud on his sled Can he do handstands and back flips? Asked his cousin Ned. He could but he won’t, his sister, a rule stickler said. The rooster listened to ......Read the rest...

...Where is the canvas? The little girl said. Her father was a cut-up type artist, went by Odd Ned. I will use your face and your hair I think. She was relieved that her Daddy used a bit of pink. ......Read the rest...

...Teensy tiny toad totally teeters on a goblet edge In this prissy uppity restaurant! Screamed unappreciative Sedge. The prices are outrageous! This toad is ruining my meal! His blind date thought h......Read the rest...

...Might in want shall her gentlemen speak to have his trusted woman take his hand. She gives as much as she takes he looks to mornings to smile might she kiss him to began the day Wha......Read the rest...

...The funniest insect ever was wearing dreadlocks and a tam of red He jumped up from the bowels of the forest saying “Hi! I’m Ned!” I was shocked because he was a crazy-looking beast for a parasite. ......Read the rest...

...Just bring me a box of matches and some pretty blue thread I had no idea what was in the mind of my creative cousin Ned He whipped up a climbing ladder, and stuck it near the bread We went right u......Read the rest...