Short Ned Poems

As much at home
on his horse
as in his swag
the wounded bushman
was the bushranger
Ned....

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Imagine
Ned Kelly
on Phar Lap
charging up
the Melbourne Cup straight
would be to hear
Flemington roar....

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I feel like Dr. Seuss
Who's been tied up with a noose
I feel like red on Ned
Who's spread all over the bed....

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In our psychi
Gallipoli
Phar Lap
Don Bradman
our Ned
lead a Melbourne cup field
of heroes
running a lap of honour
at the MCG....

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Nasty big brother Noel said,
To his little brother Ned.
You do not need to take your sack to bed,
Father Christmas has just dropped dead....

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An ocelot came by Mama said.
This surprised me and my brother Ned.
In the Midwest?
An ocelot nest?
The idea filled us both full of dread....

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Ned had a very long nose
When he bent over it touched his toes
Ned looked a freak
People would shriek
Pleased they didn't have one of those...

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can't live alone
to carry on
have at tour side
world wide
someone you blend
that's the love win
some one you can call
WE ALL NED A FREIND...

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A businessman asked how anyone might,
get into an honest business right.
My friend Ned,
stood up and said,
usually it is through the skylight....

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Anger is just like a high
When u r mad
But when it's over
You are sad.

You hate what you said
You hate what you did
In front of Ned
And the other kids....

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They'll never
box me in
laughing all the way
as shackles broke off
Ned Kelly
had never felt
so alive
there'll be others
game as Ned Kelly
to follow him....

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The waves will come to you
2006 is in the past
Create yourself ever day
It takes time to move on in life
The Name tells it’s all it life
Ned Corkery 9/18/14...

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Oh that blue jungle frog is extra cute I said.
Don’t get near it! Screeched our guide, Ned.
That’s a poison dart frog, he does not play.
Has enough venom to kill our entire troop today....

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what am i doin in this bed,
what is that big shiela, Fred,
oh my God, just strike me ded,
she's lunging at me,
she's flattened Ned.... 

re:

Russell Sivey  'sweet sweet passion'

Don...

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Never apologize for being you, he said.
Just don’t be so much of you that people get scared.
I was shocked at this advice from my insane cousin Ned.
I had no idea that this apathetic guy even cared....

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Goals: are what set in life?

2 + 2 =? 

Not being your self is not cool in life.

1 + 1=?

There is no 4:20 in the USA

Choose you make, will hang for rest of your life. 

Ned Corkery 2/27/17...

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There once was a Scotsman called Ned,
Who spent all his time in his bed.
He broke yet another spring,
As he danced the Highland Fling.
‘They make beds so fragile,’ he said.

For Francine's Wow me in Five Lines....

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IF you it the wall just finish strong.
TK neither hit the wall, he was a winner!
Wall can help you in School and life
The Wall help become a man in life
For 17 year's I head wall, but I got over it!
Ned Corkery 9/15/2014...

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I was not sure if she had her meds, he said
I dared not ask, for she gets angry about it said my neighbor Ned.
But when she flew up onto the roof I simply said
“Did you take your meds?” and she said “I wish you were dead.”...

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I shall be a scientist, the six-year-old said.
A paleontologist? asked his uncle Ned
a meteorologist? suggested his grandpa Ed
A chemist? An astronomer? what is in your head?
I want to do experiments in the lab, the lad said....

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Sneak, sneak, power, power.
My little carton of milk.
God protects him.
All over the Ned.
Sneak, Sneak, twizzle of eye.
Light light, almost on.
Light, light, candle option.
Of course, rubbber.
Coming close.
Ned catches you....

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Would you like to share a root beer float the kitty said.
She liked her own better, but kept quiet, being well-bred.
They sat at the outside café, the geraniums were red.
That is where she fell in love with her new boyfriend, Ned....

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Mottled black and white rooster stood proud on his sled
Can he do handstands and back flips? Asked his cousin Ned.
He could but he won’t, his sister, a rule stickler said.
The rooster listened to all of these expectations with dread....

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Mottled black and white rooster stood proud on his sled
Can he do handstands and back flips? Asked his cousin Ned.
He could but he won’t, his sister, a rule stickler said.
The rooster listened to all of these expectations with dread....

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Leprechaun Schleprechaun the jealous gnome Ned said.
They will be sorry about snubbing me when I am dead.
St. Patrick’s Day faerie’s emerald eyes rolled around in her head.
The leprechaun will always trump us both, so get over it Ned....

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