Nabbed Poems

WTC Remember Temba

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Lovingly lauded.. they marauded.. rightly applauded

Saffa gaffers did thrill 

Willow wielding wizards of Oz

Yielding…lampooned..marooned..jaffas 

Festooned spill just like Seville .

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Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She

...Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank
to steal himself into a neighboring house,
and prepare an elaborate meal
unsuspectedly nab...

Attention Grabber

...Flash, prance, shout, stare, glare
He's there, everywhere.
Locked in, stuck in snare.
Always in your face.
Focus locked in place.
Attention is grabbed.
Distraction has nabbed
Any free thought,...

Farewell to 2024

...An American perspective on domestic and world events, in no particular order

SCOTUS rules that Trump’s immune
China flies the spy balloon
Starship booster landing glee
J. Assange is walking fre...

Many British thermal units later

...Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, 
(a married heterosexual doofus, – 
whose alter egos 
named and highlighted courtesy 
Gallant and Goofus) attones
...

My Truths

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                        When I was a little boy, 
            I hunted down frogs, trying to catch them, 
but just before I nabbed them, they would hop away. 
Could it be, maybe, it is the s...

Catch the Rainbow

...We were lonely,
Our children newly grown.
If only,
we could find someone for our own.

Apart from our kids,
our first marriages weren't great.
They hit the skids
more than ten years ago, plus...

Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history

...Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history

Predicated on his paying obese sense
to Ronald McDonald patron saint
buzzfeeding his pie hole
courtesy "two Big Macs, Fillet-O-Fish
and a chocola...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations

...Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win today
February 20th, 2024 
(eight hundred and ninety yesterdays ago 
since June 13th, 2021)
original crafting date of ...

Swarming Highland

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Written: November 06, 2023
            ___________________________________________

A swarm of herring gulls amassed
Nexus Nautilus nabbed by zealous winds,
whitening the black soil
we ho...

The Chase

...Sought ya
  Caught ya

  Nabbed ya
  Grabbed ya

  Hotcha 
  Gotcha...

Potholes

...There was once a weavin' driver named Joad
   
   Nabbed by cops, drivin' in manner forebode

      Asked if he had been boozin'

         No sir, I am just cruisin'

            Tryin' to av...

Wordsmith Theoretician Postulates Kooky Equation

...Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek
to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.

Damned (internal) revenue stream
plus plugged egress
equals flood of woe
torturous suffocation
of b...

Nuts and Bolts

...The High Constable received quite a jolt

   When the nut he nabbed decided to bolt

      T'was discovered he muffed

         When the scoundrel he cuffed

            Worse yet, he fled on...

Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date

...Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date

While yours truly sat here 
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous read...

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