Short Nabbed Poems

Short Nabbed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nabbed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nabbed by length and keyword.


Southern Cross

A young kangaroo pickpocket
Got nabbed when she tried to hock it
But Joey saw
Sex in the raw
And damned if he did not cock it!
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Donald Trump

President Donald Trump nabbed his title landing a long jump. Now, we daily leap his every jerky tweet that even pigeons want downed by skeet.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Jake Thesnake

When the sun comes up at daybreak Challenges lie ahead like a jailbreak? Oops it's outta the bag Hope I don't get nabbed If I do I'll use the name, “Jake Thesnake”
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A New Short Story - Sunny - Posted

The "poem length police have nabbed me again - so I had to put my new piece
"Sunny" 
in the story story section.

Here's the URL:
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/sunny_9449

Premium Member Cops and Robbers

Nabbed by a cop Tried to stop crime Said “drop the loot” Crook went to jail Made his bail quick More detail at six Turned a new leaf Tired of grief now A thief no more
3/9/16
Form: Than-Bauk


Premium Member Nuts and Bolts

The High Constable received quite a jolt

   When the nut he nabbed decided to bolt

      T'was discovered he muffed

         When the scoundrel he cuffed

            Worse yet, he fled on the Constable's colt
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Potholes

There was once a weavin' driver named Joad
   
   Nabbed by cops, drivin' in manner forebode

      Asked if he had been boozin'

         No sir, I am just cruisin'

            Tryin' to avoid potholes in the road
Form: Limerick

See Spot Run

Oh, a mangy little doggie went galumphing down the street
And as his luck would have it he just happened there to meet
A warden with a wagon and a heavy-duty net
And he nabbed the rabid mongrel and he took him to the vet.
Form: Rhyme

Predator Metaphor

At a spot of roadside, shaded
A predator on the prowl
Concealed itself and waited
for prey to run afoul…

Then, madly, with a dash,
It shot out from the thicket;
Nabbed one prey, in a *flash*
And slapped it with a ticket.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Swift Justice

suspect hiding out incognito in ol’ Tijuana town nabbed lucky border guard recognized him in Juarez, Mexico Sunday captured at gunpoint handcuffed and jailed extradited Monday then freed
Written July 17, 2022
Form: Cinqku

Premium Member Big Stud-On-Campus

He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,

   Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!

      Coach booted him from the team.

         Up in smoke went Mommy's dream,

            Of Todd being on a pro-football squad!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Poetic Gus

Gus sipped a few brews and went on a spree,

   And in public piddled on a prized tree.

      When the cops nabbed him that day,

         Poet Gus had this to say:

            "Where'er you be, let your water flow free!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Attention Grabber

Flash, prance, shout, stare, glare
He's there, everywhere.
Locked in, stuck in snare.
Always in your face.
Focus locked in place.
Attention is grabbed.
Distraction has nabbed
Any free thought, stabbed.

Topics shift, switch, drift,
Avoids being miffed.
Avoids shun and shrift.
No time to dwell think.
No time to smell stink.
Chaos reigns to blur
Shake, rock, smash and stir
Away the demur.
Form: Rhyme

My Morning Routine

Daily morning birds chirp to wake me up
Sometimes they form a singing group.
Through the sylvan windows with teacup,
I enjoy the early morning tranquility to warm up.
Some mysterious noise from the setup
I made for the baby squirrel, which was grownup.
Oh!I forgot it and started posting poems on poetry soup
It was hungry and so it nabbed my bread and ketchup
I watch the smiling flowers and dancing trees in closeup
Such a venerable day to startup
Form: Monorhyme

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