Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Little Bo Peep Or the Consequenes of Sleeping On the Job

A shepherd girl named Bo Peep lost her sheep and her Jeep And didn't know where to find them. She fell asleep stoned, When she woke they were gone, Leaving hoof prints and tire tracks behind them. She offered as ransom a handsome reward And assured there'd be no repercussions. Then the cops said, "Go home And wait by the phone For the culprit to call with instructions." They nabbed an indigent herder who confessed to the murder Of all of her sheep and to stealing her Jeep. But still Little Bo Peep lost her job herding sheep, And then, to her added dismayment, She lost her practically new Jeep Grand Cherokee, too, When she couldn't keep up with the payments. Let this be a lesson, boys and girls, when you're grown And are working and making it all on your own. Though it is an annoyment, you only get unemployment, If you're laid off, not fired, From the place you were hired.