Miffed Poems

abcedarian to kill more time today

...anticipated Albany albatrosses
buried bumpy bugs beyond the bay
creepy curious cats dug them up
dinner for dogs they said in disgust
even the dogs turned up their snouts at the bugs
frenzied fin...

The Star

...
Glittering unhindered in the sky 
Is the star’s glow at places high,
Lighting seas’ abysmal turmoils:
Nature’s eye that darkness foils. 

But this glow’s sometimes short-lived:
Evil gods by s...

thrilled to see the hatred go

...She was thrilled to be in the nightgown commercial
When the rain fell, the photographer said let’s not give up
She had no idea what this would mean to her career
She danced, frolicked and pretende...

I'd Rather You be Miffed

...
        I’d rather you be miffed
           than irritated, vexed
              bothered or annoyed

        For if you are only miffed
           we’ll kiss and make up 
               ~ lic...

mom wanted to change Lenores hairdo

...Lenore was a grumpy teenage girl with rainbow hair
She was miffed with her mom, and she did not care
Her mother wanted her to comb and tame her mane
That did not interest the artistic grumpy queen...

Attention Grabber

...Flash, prance, shout, stare, glare
He's there, everywhere.
Locked in, stuck in snare.
Always in your face.
Focus locked in place.
Attention is grabbed.
Distraction has nabbed
Any free thought,...

Cupid will be Getting Coal Again

...We are going to do a flash mob dance Comet told the crew.
I have a choreographer trained reindeer to help, her name is Bonnie Sue.
Vixen and Blitzen were miffed, because it was not their idea at al...

Quite a Stretch

...Two young wrens sat on a wire side by side.
Then one bird stretched her wings ever so wide.
The other bird grabbed the tip of her wing,
And she began to scream, poor little thing.

Pulling much ...

Count Muscula and Trumpenstein

...What wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften

Chicks who've s...

Ode to the Three-Minute Poem Plop

...In the study, bright and sunny,
I thought I'd try something funny.
Three minutes, that's all I need I cried,
As I set my timer, pen and paper aside.

I brewed my thoughts, to nice and hot,
Clic...

A Bird's Gift

...

Little Mary had a cute bunny pet,
she played with, till another one she met.
When autumn’s crunchy breeze started to blow,
a pigeon made home in her window low.

Soon it became a dea...

Moonlight Whitewash Minichu

...The moon inclines in the trees
To walk her dreams against the boughs,
A fade on her full body's beams

Where the leaves wiggle in gold—
Now with miffed sky's dizzying slight;
Then jumble on cra...

Doggone Line

...Concert tickets were a fabulous gift, 
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed. 
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show 
When I go out to see Taylor Swift. 

...

Living in the Land of the Lost

...In the Land of the Lost, on my floor;folks crazed 
A wod jane does yell trash in flush room.; felt miffed
My nerves tense, on this floor -I’m on edge;feel brash
Here 8 months there is no hope in s...

That Machine

...Why does a machine go to sleep?
You leave it for five or ten minutes,
depending on your favoured setting,
and, well, down it goes.

It's a machine. You want to throttle it!
One is so miffed, an...

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