Short Miffed Poems

He 
is so bald 
he misplaced his hat 
curses up a storm, he does 
miffed. 

Copyright © Cynthia Jones 
Mar.17/2007...

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He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red football suit...

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She went swimming in the China Sea
Where monsters of various types could be
One bit her leg
She blamed me, Peg
Incredibly miffed, I drank her tea...

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Santa Claus, should he really exist
Would have every Soupers name on his list
He'd make sure none of us were miffed
And provide for each a special gift...

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Life And Baseball
Haiku: Miracle Man
2-22-22

life throws us fastballs
and sometimes when we strike out,
we quickly get miffed
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She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
	No diamond in sight,
	She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift....

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Concert tickets were a fabulous gift, 
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed. 
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show 
When I go out to see Taylor Swift. 

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Route 66ish No 6

A young girl who hailed from Kentucky,
Was out-going, sweet and quite plucky,
When out on a date
With an old childhood mate,
She was miffed 'cos his boxers were mucky!!...

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Football exists!
It's all hit and miss,
The goals they missed,
Lost in the mists,
Supporters get miffed,
Yes, football exists,
Woe! No more need be said,
I've banished football from my head!...

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Here lie the remains of Hector O. Swift
Someone gave him an explosive gift
Seems Hector got quite a lift
He had no time to even feel miffed
Through his remains we had to sift 

Written May 13, 2022...

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Fetters,
in letters,
locked,
in speech,
shut,
in mouth,
stunted,
in ideas,
he simply,
was bound,
no one,
was there,
to bring him around,
he simply miffed,
breathed in,
and asyphixated,
he kept quiet for life,
and died leading,
a life mostly free of rife....

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Mermadic waves, her feminine tailspin kaleidoscopic.
Drastic and hypnotic, nautical miles in search of new blood.
Sea’s miffed with white caps drawing Neptune, smarting for epic brawl.

6/4/2020
Let the Pens Flow - Sijo Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Jenish Somadas...

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Kris, so miffed having heard Blitzen say,

"You must shelter in place, Christmas day!",

drew a sip from his flask
through a rip in his mask,

then threw every last gift off his sleigh!


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Better at hiding- KIB




Imbued in vast ocean of grief, 
as emotions dig deep ;
Heart pounces on my soul,
I bid adieu to a great dad ;
Tears scroll down in miffed sleep ...
Lunar tides go tranquil.



For “Keep it brief” poetry contest 
Sponsor- nette onclaud
Written August 5, 2019...

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King of Labangru sent me a gift 
                                   My ubiquitous wife was so swift
                                      She neared me and said “Ho”
                                      God bless me!! I quipped “No”
                              Oh !She got miffed and went to shoplift...

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December comes with an extra special gift
Even though the Japanese were once miffed
Every year my birthday falls on the fifth
So I like December…get my drift?


written November 14, 2021
especially for "November or December Quatrain" poetry contest
sponsored by Caren Krutsinger...

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Retirement offers things new
I'm shouting a hip-hip yahoo
If what you’re feeling
Comes from a glass ceiling
Stop squealing and just say I'm through!

Retirement offers a lift
With no bad-ass boss who gets miffed
Since freedom will ring
The songs that I’ll sing
Sound more like those by Taylor Swift
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A well spoken Martian came calling last week
He popped in the house for a chat
Though I wasn’t displeased 
When he coughed and he sneezed
I was miffed when he swallowed my cat
He said “ I am frightfully sorry, 
It isn’t like me to do that
You must think me a hog
For I much prefer dog
Or a rodent like rabbit or rat”...

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Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my head
The clutched one tumbled from hair as I shook

Aug 29, 2020

Note:Limerick fun poetry Contest.
Syllables checked: Howmanysyllables.com
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin....

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The moon inclines in the trees
To walk her dreams against the boughs,
A fade on her full body's beams

Where the leaves wiggle in gold—
Now with miffed sky's dizzying slight;
Then jumble on craters, silver mold

Different eyes
Long fright
Nights

The moon inclines in the trees—
Now with miffed sky's dizzying slight,
Nights
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Green thumbs are a special gift
Such beauty they create
Not getting mine made me miffed
They said I was too late

I did leave with a talent
The golden touch instead
Within days my green plants went
To golden brown and dead

So if you need a gardener
Please do not hesitate
To tell me, “I’m sorry, Sir,
The job’s filled, you’re too late”...

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Beat spouse
Called louse

In funk
Got drunk

Left bar
Drove car

Cop stopped
Got popped

Smelled booze
Bad news

Tests muffed
Handcuffed

To jail
No bail

Court date
Learned fate

Judge gowned
And frowned

One year
Oh dear

Confined
He pined

Short shrift
Wife miffed

Entry for Caren Krutsinger's "Try A New Style" Contest...

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Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a key 
Said that'll teach them not to invite me...

Written 8th June 2022. 

A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 

Syllables checked on, how many syllables. Com ...

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What wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften

Chicks who've seen the beast's orange flow
Know Trump the con-fused-sex-parts bro
Has a thread sewn stitch
Which makes his tool glitch
So to Igor’s lab he should go
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How Not to Tip

A waitress at the Twisted Fish
Got a tip she did not wish
A tip like she had never seen
A plastic bag of methamphetamine
She call the cops who soon arrested
These “tippers” who were then drug tested
And found to be a wee bit high
Led off to jail bye and bye
Cops took the bag, the waitress’s miffed
She can’t believe that she got stiffed...

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