Short Miffed Poems
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He
is so bald
he misplaced his hat
curses up a storm, he does
miffed.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Mar.17/2007
Form:
He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red football suit
She went swimming in the China Sea
Where monsters of various types could be
One bit her leg
She blamed me, Peg
Incredibly miffed, I drank her tea
Santa Claus, should he really exist
Would have every Soupers name on his list
He'd make sure none of us were miffed
And provide for each a special gift
Life And Baseball
Haiku: Miracle Man
2-22-22
life throws us fastballs
and sometimes when we strike out,
we quickly get miffed
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
No diamond in sight,
She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift.
Gifts…OCD
Every time around Hanuka
I’m tagged with the same old moniker
Do I get the eight gifts
Or let her get miffed
With just one giant gift to astonish her?
Concert tickets were a fabulous gift,
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed.
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show
When I go out to see Taylor Swift.
Route 66ish No 6
A young girl who hailed from Kentucky,
Was out-going, sweet and quite plucky,
When out on a date
With an old childhood mate,
She was miffed 'cos his boxers were mucky!!
Football exists!
It's all hit and miss,
The goals they missed,
Lost in the mists,
Supporters get miffed,
Yes, football exists,
Woe! No more need be said,
I've banished football from my head!
I’d rather you be miffed
than irritated, vexed
bothered or annoyed
For if you are only miffed
we’ll kiss and make up
~ lickety-swift
Here lie the remains of Hector O. Swift
Someone gave him an explosive gift
Seems Hector got quite a lift
He had no time to even feel miffed
Through his remains we had to sift
Written May 13, 2022
Fetters,
in letters,
locked,
in speech,
shut,
in mouth,
stunted,
in ideas,
he simply,
was bound,
no one,
was there,
to bring him around,
he simply miffed,
breathed in,
and asyphixated,
he kept quiet for life,
and died leading,
a life mostly free of rife.
Mermadic waves, her feminine tailspin kaleidoscopic.
Drastic and hypnotic, nautical miles in search of new blood.
Sea’s miffed with white caps drawing Neptune, smarting for epic brawl.
6/4/2020
Let the Pens Flow - Sijo Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Jenish Somadas
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Kris, so miffed having heard Blitzen say,
"You must shelter in place, Christmas day!",
drew a sip from his flask
through a rip in his mask,
then threw every last gift off his sleigh!
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Better at hiding- KIB
Imbued in vast ocean of grief,
as emotions dig deep ;
Heart pounces on my soul,
I bid adieu to a great dad ;
Tears scroll down in miffed sleep ...
Lunar tides go tranquil.
For “Keep it brief” poetry contest
Sponsor- nette onclaud
Written August 5, 2019
King of Labangru sent me a gift
My ubiquitous wife was so swift
She neared me and said “Ho”
God bless me!! I quipped “No”
Oh !She got miffed and went to shoplift
December comes with an extra special gift
Even though the Japanese were once miffed
Every year my birthday falls on the fifth
So I like December…get my drift?
written November 14, 2021
especially for "November or December Quatrain" poetry contest
sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
Retirement offers things new
I'm shouting a hip-hip yahoo
If what you’re feeling
Comes from a glass ceiling
Stop squealing and just say I'm through!
Retirement offers a lift
With no bad-ass boss who gets miffed
Since freedom will ring
The songs that I’ll sing
Sound more like those by Taylor Swift
A well spoken Martian came calling last week
He popped in the house for a chat
Though I wasn’t displeased
When he coughed and he sneezed
I was miffed when he swallowed my cat
He said “ I am frightfully sorry,
It isn’t like me to do that
You must think me a hog
For I much prefer dog
Or a rodent like rabbit or rat”
Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my head
The clutched one tumbled from hair as I shook
Aug 29, 2020
Note:Limerick fun poetry Contest.
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Green thumbs are a special gift
Such beauty they create
Not getting mine made me miffed
They said I was too late
I did leave with a talent
The golden touch instead
Within days my green plants went
To golden brown and dead
So if you need a gardener
Please do not hesitate
To tell me, “I’m sorry, Sir,
The job’s filled, you’re too late”
Beat spouse
Called louse
In funk
Got drunk
Left bar
Drove car
Cop stopped
Got popped
Smelled booze
Bad news
Tests muffed
Handcuffed
To jail
No bail
Court date
Learned fate
Judge gowned
And frowned
One year
Oh dear
Confined
He pined
Short shrift
Wife miffed
Entry for Caren Krutsinger's "Try A New Style" Contest
Kim Jong Un invited Putin for tea
Trump was miffed that they didn't include he
So when they both went to pee
Trump locked them in with a key
Said that'll teach them not to invite me...
Written 8th June 2022.
A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
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What wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften
Chicks who've seen the beast's orange flow
Know Trump the con-fused-sex-parts bro
Has a thread sewn stitch
Which makes his tool glitch
So to Igor’s lab he should go