Meese Poems - Poems about Meese

Critterature: Of Mice and Moose

...If the plural of mouse is mice,
And more than one louse is lice,
Then it seems to me, that logically,
The plural of grouse should be grice.
A single goose duplicates into geese,
A mongoose produ...

saucey are we

...Riguel Meese
287 Limousin Drive
Cattle City, Ribeye
00280
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Deer Serve,
I recently saw Saddles teaks
 at the Market. Noun I think
 these things were wrong with ...

Collective Nouns- English Makes No Sense

...Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And a flock of sheep
A flock of sheep?...

Just For Kicks

...Some lives I had more time alone,
This life though has too much life owned,
I wish I could go back to the day,
I did my fusion dance with my mirror saw an overlay,
The overlay was me slightly del...

The Tongue Ever So Young

...An eggplant need not taste nor look like egg,
Nor in a hamburger ham need be there,
Where's pine, apple in pineapple, I beg?
Nor yet french-fries in France invented were.
They native are— America...

Language Inconsistency

...
If the plural form of "goose" is "geese",
why isn't the plural of "moose" "meese"?
...

Is It Moose Or Meese

...It's true, the plural of moose is meese
Just like the plural of goose is geese
Who wrote the rules
To meese, it's cruel
Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease...

Friends For Dinner

...We're having friends for dinner on Saturday
Well we're not actually having them for dinner!
That statement implies that we're cannibalistic
And our list of friends would get thinner!

We...

English Language - 1 - Repost

...I failed English in High School
                                  Could not understand the writing rule 
                            If I say, when it reigns it pores, people agree
              Y...

I Learn and Study English

...- Let’s start from the very beginning!
- Ok, I know, it’s a very good place to start.
- If you want to know how to read
you have to learn the alphabet.
As far as we are not in a race
you can fac...

Friends For Dinner

...We're having friends for dinner on Saturday
Well we're not actually having them for dinner!
That statement implies that we're cannibalistic
And our list of friends would get thinner!

We drive on a p...

A Grand Man

...I always thought you were like Pan
                Ageless,would never die
                But Deaths kiss came so swiftly
                You left us high and dry.
                No last farewe...

Rosie's Affair

...Rosie played the Hammond Organ at the church
This week she left us in a real lurch

For Rosie went off with one of those vaccum salesmen
Who turned her eye wearing Spandex boxer shorts on tight s...

English Language ( Part 1 )

...-------------------------------I failed English in High School
                                  Could not understand the writing rule 
                            If I say, when it reigns it pores...

Laundry Mouse

...Little itty-bitty mouse,
In the laundry room.
I have seen you scuttling, scratching about,
I've seen you a few times,
Dancing on the jarred food tops, 
Playing peek-a-boo between them and,
Runn...

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