Meese Poems - Poems about Meese

...If the plural of mouse is mice, And more than one louse is lice, Then it seems to me, that logically, The plural of grouse should be grice. A single goose duplicates into geese, A mongoose produ......Read the rest...

...Riguel Meese 287 Limousin Drive Cattle City, Ribeye 00280 ------------------------------ Deer Serve, I recently saw Saddles teaks at the Market. Noun I think these things were wrong with ......Read the rest...

...Collective nouns, what do you mean? Let me present- A gaggle of geese, A moose and some meese, A tuft of grass, And a band of thieves, A fleet of ships, And a flock of sheep A flock of sheep?......Read the rest...

...Some lives I had more time alone, This life though has too much life owned, I wish I could go back to the day, I did my fusion dance with my mirror saw an overlay, The overlay was me slightly del......Read the rest...

...An eggplant need not taste nor look like egg, Nor in a hamburger ham need be there, Where's pine, apple in pineapple, I beg? Nor yet french-fries in France invented were. They native are— America......Read the rest...

... If the plural form of "goose" is "geese", why isn't the plural of "moose" "meese"? ......Read the rest...

...It's true, the plural of moose is meese Just like the plural of goose is geese Who wrote the rules To meese, it's cruel Wanna be normal, this silliness must cease......Read the rest...

...We're having friends for dinner on Saturday Well we're not actually having them for dinner! That statement implies that we're cannibalistic And our list of friends would get thinner! We......Read the rest...

...I failed English in High School Could not understand the writing rule If I say, when it reigns it pores, people agree Y......Read the rest...

...- Let’s start from the very beginning! - Ok, I know, it’s a very good place to start. - If you want to know how to read you have to learn the alphabet. As far as we are not in a race you can fac......Read the rest...

...We're having friends for dinner on Saturday Well we're not actually having them for dinner! That statement implies that we're cannibalistic And our list of friends would get thinner! We drive on a p......Read the rest...

...I always thought you were like Pan Ageless,would never die But Deaths kiss came so swiftly You left us high and dry. No last farewe......Read the rest...

...Rosie played the Hammond Organ at the church This week she left us in a real lurch For Rosie went off with one of those vaccum salesmen Who turned her eye wearing Spandex boxer shorts on tight s......Read the rest...

...-------------------------------I failed English in High School Could not understand the writing rule If I say, when it reigns it pores......Read the rest...

...Little itty-bitty mouse, In the laundry room. I have seen you scuttling, scratching about, I've seen you a few times, Dancing on the jarred food tops, Playing peek-a-boo between them and, Runn......Read the rest...