Rosie's Affair

Rosie played the Hammond Organ at the church This week she left us in a real lurch For Rosie went off with one of those vaccum salesmen Who turned her eye wearing Spandex boxer shorts on tight skin The choir director will be in dire straits Because a mouse built his house in the organ with his mate We placed a listern soaked tissue in there Hoping it will stink those meese away __that pair Now Rosie's husband is one medicine for insomnia and emotional pain He's drifting in and out of being nearly insane I heard some tid bits the other day At the convention for women only what can I say Well this is it, "Rosie's now playing gigs At the "Wormholes" all night club where truckers park their own rig." It's right next to those lunar craters Where in their kitchen at night the vacuum salesman peels potatoes That night they saw a UFO land and steal nuclear waste And this was beyond half-past eight When Rosie wined and dined her friends She told them the whole weird story..The End.. Believe it or not your choice....