Long Warhead Poems

Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite 
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a jubilant aire
total mortal Kombat 
levels threat of human warhead
bomb dubbed...

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Sputnik Scare

The beep-beep-beep signal scare,
From the Sputnik artificial satellite
Orbiting the earth; broadcast through air
Continued for twenty-two minutes
Until the batteries ran out.

The Russians are first in space!
And America is on edge:
Perceptions of a missile gap and...

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Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020

Hoop fully adequately explains
source of odoriferous dry rot,
ye possibly smell, I jot
within this reasonable rhyme
without putting Johnny on the spot
my absence NOT attending fellowship,
today December 20th, 2020
albeit remotely, cuz...

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The world in 100 years ... Oh, perish the thought
 
 
Former President, Ronald Dump,  who was cryogenically frozen following his assassination after winning the ‘No Bull’ Peace Prize in December 2018, has been...

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Lovely hate crimes spate – trumpeted violent trend
(posthumous playful note to posterity kith unsealed
courtesy yours truly once deceased and cremated.)

Whew...so glad tubby gratefully dead
butta shaw miss dug hid ole days
when violence highly overrated
unlike current rooted...

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No one will remember 
all the names of the bodies
laying in pools of blood 
in all those back alleys
and side streets
burned out warehouses
and by-the-hour motels…
They don’t talk about them…
Cause their lives don’t matter…

All those bodies...

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I'm but a frail bird tasked to bring hope and spread peace.
How shall I fly high in the sky with such a brittle burden!
My heart pounds in dilemma like a ping pong ball as I...

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You call yourself basic , a disaster.... 
I wanted your thought process to be slow but you just ran faster... 
it is not your fault you are an athlete 
the one who no more have...

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I was interviewing farmers
about how they see Presidential performance
in Trump's first year as CEO
of this USA,
incorporated
for a yet more perfect Union:

Well, I believe he only has one national leader
who has publicly announced
that he will do...

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Add a coin to the coin purse
It's both a blessing and a curse
Some people cry for it
And some people surely die for it
It poisons the mind
And it's how we're defined
A dash of greed, a dash...

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Prophetic year of the mushroom
Day one message: 
nuclear madness is on the bloom
Usher in the house of bedlam
into a R.S.V.P. underground shelter mansion,
settle into concrete bunker chairs 
for the half-shelf life walking dead
Winter black sky...

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watch the images dance. 
$19.95 for do it all designer genes. 
Engineer for a healthier life 
don’t forget it’s a great meat tenderizer 
as well as a thermal nuclear warhead. 
Surf the digital channels 
transcend...

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I'm in a building made with concrete ceilings and walls caked thick with layers of decades old dust and littered with unfulfilled promises and broken pieces of past failures
The manacles on the wall look so...

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It was a forties erectile dysfunction scare,
The home had become a war zone,
The warhead was damaged;
The wife was breathing fire,
Auntie Google pointed to Aloe Vera
For remedy with little side effects.

I picked one thorny leaf on...

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Security Breaches at USA Nuclear Missile Base

By Elton Camp   

In Montana, Malmstrom Air Force base
To keep Minuteman missiles is the place

Each is tipped with a nuclear warhead
That can cause many folks to be...

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This emptiness inside is absurdly loud
And it rings in my ears so I do not sleep
It's the thought of you
My memory
Which is surely fogged by now

I chose to remember your safe, loving arms
Somehow drowning out...

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Playing is fun
Exciting, desirable, leisurely

I learned years ago that
Playing with love is a dangerous pastime 

Once it finds you
Love is no longer a game

Playing with love was like
A cat and mouse game

Suddenly- it is caught...

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War 
War cry in warfare
Warhead on one head
Warpath in wartime
Warlike wallop war-weary
War weapon wean the public weal
Weal and woe welding worst
Will-o-the wisp in willows
Will is wick lighten it whorl
Burn itself 
Worst
Action to
Retaliate
Is war
War a wildfire...

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Russia has indefensible missiles 
that can carry a nuclear warhead.
And climate change triggers bells and whistles,
for future predictions look bad, filled with dread.

Kim Jong-un has built a nuclear bomb
threatening to nuke the United States.
And ISIS...

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Sometimes I feel like my skull is still soft and impressionable 
And when I press my palms into my temples 
My head becomes long
Like the kid who just ate his first warhead 
I close my...

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There is no end to a cold war
But nobody thinks about that
North Korea has a warhead
And is run by a foolish young brat 

We kicked ourselves in our ass so hard
Everyone is wearing a new...

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Ho, ho, ho, 
I don't think so, 
'Tis the season, 
Nope, I'll give the reasons.

Is it Christmas
When Santa Claus is indicted for murder, 
Peace and love are in the air, 
But it's hidden by the...

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Savory watermelon, sour apple
My taste buds arouse at the thought
Of the unimaginable experience to come
The sweetest sensation to conquer my mouth
I can't wait to open the wrapper

Sweets in the suite for me

The lobby was fully...

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