Aloe Vera

It was a forties erectile dysfunction scare, The home had become a war zone, The warhead was damaged; The wife was breathing fire, Auntie Google pointed to Aloe Vera For remedy with little side effects. I picked one thorny leaf on the side road, Squashed it into my water bottle; Ooops, what a thorny taste, I soldiered on, I had to be restored; I kept on sipping. I was back on track without counting; Sunrises nor sunsets. My diamond warhead is back The wife ululated, what is your secret? What a wonderful sign! Now I smear it on my face, On my arms, upper body, Soon it will be the whole body; What a glow, Got the women staring; You got a nice fragrance; One whisphered the night last, I polish my shoes with it; Dust sits on them with a grudge. An ode to Aloe Vera, The miracle thorny leaf, Just add water. Walk in my bedroom, You see my funny looking water bottle, Never despise it!