Season's Greetings

Ho, ho, ho, 
I don't think so, 
'Tis the season, 
Nope, I'll give the reasons.

Is it Christmas
When Santa Claus is indicted for murder, 
Peace and love are in the air, 
But it's hidden by the ozone layer.

The Northern Star, 
Sounds like a new warhead, 
And as for the Three Wise Men, 
They're definitely not in the White House.

The one dreaming of a White Christmas
Is your local junkie, 
Even Hanukkah
Has become 8 days a week.

Merry Christmas, 
But don't stress the former, 
Because even the Virgin Mary
Is on the pill.

(12/84)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Memon Avatar
March 31, 2015 at 4:46 PM
It's interesting. Nice work (Y)
Memon Avatar
March 31, 2015 at 6:02 PM
Thats real nice. How old r u now?
Lovechild Avatar
March 31, 2015 at 6:01 PM
I was 18 when I wrote it, so interesting was different then. Thx for visiting my work.
Guzzi Avatar
March 21, 2015 at 7:28 PM
Very nice to read your work :) Christmas in March is sure what it feels like in CT! Thanks for stopping by my verse. Light & Love
Lovechild Avatar
March 22, 2015 at 11:29 AM
Thx Debbie...there's a rumor we might have seasons one day here in CA :)
Hunjeri Avatar
March 21, 2015 at 9:34 AM
Very interesting. "And as for the Three Wise Men, They're definitely not in the White House." I found that line funny.:-)
Lovechild Avatar
March 21, 2015 at 2:44 PM
Thx Njieri...Even though this was written during and for the Reagan administration, I'm sure it applies to whomever is in the WH :)
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