Long Tizzy Poems

You ask how I really am when you damn well know,
My world is crumbling right now.
But I'll be fine,
Just give it some time,
Just take it one day at a time.
This isn't the first time,
Nor will...

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Steal the Kiss, By Wily Means


She had just turned 17 and I had loved her since she was fifteen!
She had long, long dark brown hair, was prettier than newborn pups and had a smile that...

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Hot as hell, emotions fire the flames, 
Nervous about meeting doctors, nurses, 
Curtain separates them from congregation,
The veil is not torn in two, but steamy adulation, 
Courts their friendship sessions to distance, 
Bible fanatic from...

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It happened back in time, quite a long way,
Back in the day, as they today like to say:
An era when most donations to yeshivas**      **Rabbinical academies, often
Didn't require much of...

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the “neutral”

the bigot walks around the empire
head held high
worrying not in the least about the rights of humans cohabitating 
with the rest of us &
as long as the bigot’s opinions are not called into question
s/he...

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Mint condition - brand new transmission and loaded.  I used to fit that description.
You should've seen me brand new. My owner had the only key to my ignition.

But one day I heard him say...

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I left the pub one night in a bit of a tizzy
and saw some kind of being like a tin lizzie.
This turned out to be a polite alligator
now on probation for having eaten a waiter.
The...

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alas, what age was it when s/he
woke up in the morning &
looked back into the mirror to find out
that all s/he’d been told by mother
was in fact, a big whopping lie?
suddenly,
all that had been 
comfortable
was...

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I spent my day shopping for rubies
It's not a usual thing to do
I usually shop on Tuesdays
Then I just shop for two

I dressed up in my best
And caught a cab to town
Hoping to invest
In a...

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Tizzy spun ...
flitting star-to-star
paused for a moment, thusly
(moments being what they preciously are)
wrapped her diaphanous-yet-strong wings about the moon
and gave Heaven a luscious kiss ...
"Oh - you ARE sweet, aren't you?"
she winked and spun away,...

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For the woman the world had turned a huge and restless black night 
The trees of mango stood at her window looking like black skeletons
Though the time was for the flowers to be in its...

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A SOUPER FRIEND

I searched the Soup, but failed to find 
Just one friend that I call mine
I'm in a tizzy now, you see
'Cause many of you are friends to me

There's Hinshaw, Cunningham, Silent One
Winged Warrior,...

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Each book in my library must be read, each one, each and every one,
vagrant, homeless papers must find a forever home, I must
edit, amend, revise, reword and condense a poem-
Rattled, I search for my keys,...

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A letter home never to arrive. 

Dear Mom 

I can"t as usual say much, 
But I am good and feeling well. 
We are on this crazy mission, 
It involves the most strange of military personnel....

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Old fellow, so mellow;
Heads spinning
Don’t remember
This September (what)
Got an appointment
His divorcement been approved
He’s an old white haired dude!!!

some say he’s from I- O-WAY
Just across Ne- Brass- Ka by OmaHA
Got a old Plymouth 1962 Valiant
License plated:...

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The multitude of fake people
makes me shutter.
I wish humanity would wipe away this clutter.
Morbid I know,
but I think I'd go that low
to rid the world
of those who romance such lies.

Then theirs those that are lazy.
These...

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Each book in my library must be read, each one, each and every one,
vagrant, homeless papers must find a forever home, I must
edit, amend, revise, reword and condense a poem-
Rattled, I search for my keys,...

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11/7/22

Still there is bombing grounds
A whole lot of clowns
That talk down
I still help in saving lives some of which from a dog pound
Regardless if I ever make my mom proud
In the end it's all up...

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'Tis a twisted, tawdry tale !!
Poor Tom the Turkey is in a tizzy !!!
Tom's tongue is in a tangle, too terrified to talk !
Taunts and threats taking a toll
Tormented by a tip from tattle-tale townfolk
That...

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November Twinkle fairy was feeling very low,
to the Giggle Night Ball she had wanted to go 

But her gold fairy wings were all tattered and torn -
she’d landed in a thicket, they’d caught on a...

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I went to the PS Convention.
I had a wide open mind.
I wasn't sure what to expect
or exactly what I would find?

The set-up was four at a table.
The attendees were all in a tizzy!
Nobody knew, who...

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if you’re an american taxpayer &
you want to get more bang for your buck,
then 
just
move to
Israel---
as the administration o’ mr. hope & change just
approved $70 million more buckaroos for the new
iron dome defense system
(which has...

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When Her Own Payment Came Due

Came torturing moment that she just knew
he could never be her eternal love
No old age, everlasting for the two
their love would die, no reprieve from above
Yet his touch scorched her...

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I Stopped By…

 

I stopped by to see you the other day.
But you seemed busy, as you went your way… 

Could we have a few minutes to share together?
After all, you’re my next door neighbor…...

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weighing the total sum of existence
is not a skill which is given to us
lying well beyond realm of human minds
even those of prophets and wunderkinds
requiring eternal omnipotence
along with very dogged fixedness
on the tracking of every...

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