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I Spent My Day Shopping For Rubies

I spent my day shopping for rubies
It's not a usual thing to do
I usually shop on Tuesdays
Then I just shop for two

I dressed up in my best
And caught a cab to town
Hoping to invest
In a ruby ring and evening gown

Arriving at the jeweller's shop
I was overcome with awe
I felt my chin drop
As I knocked a tray of pearls onto the floor

Madame, "May I help you,
Can I assist in any way?"
"Yes, I came to buy a ruby ring
Could you show me the display?"

The assistant looked happy
He unlocked the compartment of rings
He was so brisk and snappy
I thought he was about to sing

The rubies were breath-taking
They took my breath away
I became more breathless
At the price of them that day

I knew they would be expensive
These were far too dear
The price was so extensive
It made me feel quite *****

I was embarrassed
The assistant looked poised
I felt very harrassed
Silly and annoyed

"Please take a seat, Madame
Sit quietly for a while."
Was there a hint of sarcasm
In the assistant's smile

Other customers were waiting to be served
Looking at jewellery and gifts
They thought they all deserved
Or give a loved one's heart a lift.

The shop was busy
It was abuzz like busy bees
Nobody was in a tizzy
Except poor dishevelled me

Standing up from the chair
Trying to look haughty
Waving my hand in the air
I left feeling naughty

Outside in the mall at last
What a day it's been
My day spent shopping for rubies
Had been like a movie scene

Feeling tired and muddled
My feet were hurting me
I cannot wait to catch the bus
And go back to reality

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 7/29/2020 8:01:00 AM
Shirley, I enjoyed reading your tale of the nerve-wracking ruby shopping. Didn't turn out to be such a gem of a day! Congratulations on your win ~ John
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/30/2020 9:14:00 PM
Thank you, John. It was a lovely surprise. I enjoyed writing the poem as I would feel intimidated by shopping for expensive jewellery ... Shirley
Date: 7/29/2020 7:16:00 AM
Congrats! Thanks for sharing this, making me giggle... since I can relate. God bless you.
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/30/2020 9:18:00 PM
Thank you, Beata, So pleased it made you giggle. It would be a even more of a disaster if we went shopping together.... Take care... Shirley
Date: 7/28/2020 1:51:00 PM
This is so witty and fun Shirley. Enjoyed your journey for that day. Congratulations on your win!
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/29/2020 3:33:00 AM
Thank you, Aditi, it was a lovely surprise... Take care... Shirley
Date: 7/28/2020 11:54:00 AM
Well done for your win in my contest giving you the first line.
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/29/2020 3:42:00 AM
Thank you, for your kind comment and for the opportunity to enter your contest. I enjoyed writing it. Take care ... Shirley
Date: 7/14/2020 4:11:00 AM
This is hysterical. "The shop was busy It was abuzz like busy bees Nobody was in a tizzy Except poor dishevelled me" - so like me also Shirley. Bravo!
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/29/2020 3:21:00 AM
Thank you Caren, Congratulations on your very deserved win with your poem, loved it especially the twist at the end... Take care... Shirley
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/14/2020 6:33:00 PM
Thank you, Caren, I am smiling as I am writing this I always wanted to be a poised old lady, it never happened... Take care...Shirley
Date: 7/13/2020 7:04:00 AM
lol.. A really funny narrative.. As the assistant rightly said, you should have sit down for a while.. I usually do that.. lol...
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Shirley Hawkins
Date: 7/15/2020 2:04:00 AM
lol.. your a sensible man... Even the chair looked intimidating ....

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