Long Tania Poems
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Milton Creek Election Week
Judge Horne issued a decree that elections take place this week
For the positions of mayor and sheriff in the town of Milton Creek
It had now been nearly four years and was somewhat overdue
Some known names...
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Categories:
tania, america, conflict, prison,
Form:
Narrative
Once Upon A Time In Milton Creek
The sun was rising high in the east over the town of Milton creek
It was the eighteenth day of December, the start of Christmas week
All the store fronts were decorated; it was a colourful sight...
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Categories:
tania, america, anniversary, christmas, remember,
Form:
Narrative
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
tania, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Once Upon A Time In Milton Creek The Conclusion
It was still quite dark in Milton Creek, and it had just gone four
When Tom arrived at the sheriff's office, and knocked on his door
The Sheriff quickly opened up and beckoned Tom, to come inside
They...
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Categories:
tania, america, death, western,
Form:
Narrative
The Wicked Witch of Soup Creek Bites the Dust
Galloping hooves broke morn's peace in Soup Creek's Main Street
When Jimmy Smith rode in from Bar 20 his face white as a sheet
He stopped at Sheriff Koplins office and banged heavily on the door
"What's...
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Categories:
tania, america, death, humor, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join In
I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I giggled and said stop your moans
You're perfect not like Bridget...
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Categories:
tania, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New Additions
If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
tania, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Twisted Knickers-Collaboration Open to Poets
Some people wind up with twisted knickers
When they get insulted by nitpickers
Words are sticks and stones
Causing moans and groans
When they hear heckling whispers and snickers
Women used to call knickers 'underpants'
They'd get them twisted with tauntings...
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Categories:
tania, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Jailbreak At Milton Creek
There was a rumour that outlaw Kyle was to be sprung from jail
But Sheriff Koplin got wind of it and he'd make sure they'd fail
That day Queeny Holly and her gang rode into town,...
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Categories:
tania, america, humor, violence,
Form:
Narrative
Incident At Milton Creek Silver Mine
Giant balls of tumbleweed were blowing down the main street
And off the Sierra Nevada mountains there blew a fine sleet
It was late December in the old Western town of Milton Creek
Preparations were under way for...
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Categories:
tania, america, christmas, december, memory,
Form:
Narrative
Milton Creek, Another Chapter
The sun had just risen over town, it was a beautiful morning
And outside Baker's new Bakery, a long queue was forming
The aroma of fresh baking was lingering in the morning air
Words alone cannot describe it;...
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Categories:
tania, america, western,
Form:
Narrative
The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the Collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -
It’s the male menopause
He’s been grumpy and snappy all day!
His...
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Categories:
tania, age, body, humorous, men,
Form:
Limerick
The Bakers Of Milton Creek
The sun was rising over Milton Creek, heralding the start of a new day
Two new residents were due in town, on the noon train from Santa Fe
William (Bill) and Sara Baker, both renowned as skilled...
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Categories:
tania, america, humor, western,
Form:
Narrative
G L Trestrail and Co Ltd
A rising sun in the east does appear
from St. Augustine to St. Clair,
to loose me from sleep’s tranquil hold
and dreams of serendipities of old -
to rise again the boy I was...
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Categories:
tania, nostalgia,
Form:
Couplet
Last Fight Part 1
When Marjorie Boyd and Tania Evans spotted each other on the first day of
primary school, it was like a chemical reaction went off in their brains, compelling them to attack each other. Mrs Banks,...
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Categories:
tania, childhood, growing up, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
tania, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Mushroom Cloud
Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...
Tom Cunningham
It’s no wonder...
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Categories:
tania, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Snake Oil Man In Milton Creek
It was about seven in the morn as the sun was starting to rise
Unbeknown to the folks of Milton Creek they were in for a surprise
Outside the saloon wagons were unloading, before noondays heat
Rumour had...
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Categories:
tania, america, western,
Form:
Rhyme
A Big Welcome To Soup Creek
If you're passing by Soup Creek our peace loving town
Do pay us a visit but wear a big smile not a frown
Our town is open to everybody all colours and creed
But check in your guns...
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Categories:
tania, america, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Polly Gone - Collab
Fred’s feeding his neighbour’s pet parrot,
He replaced its water with claret,
Poll dropped off her perch
Now Fred’s in the lurch
and claiming it choked on raw carrot
Big trouble is looming for Fred
As Polly is very much dead
The...
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Categories:
tania, bird, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Blarney Stone Collab-MORE ADDITIONS
If anyone would like to have some community fun,
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.
The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist
When in Ireland, it's on tourist's checklist
But do...
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Categories:
tania, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Pee Yew- Collaboration
Yesterday I was in a little funk
because I got peed on by a big skunk
took a long shower
...
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Categories:
tania, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There Was Trouble Brewin' In Soup Creek
As morning glowed pale light over the town of Soup Creek,
Jenna woke with a start when she heard a floorboard squeak.
She raised her gun and took aim at a shadow near the door,
"Hold it right...
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Categories:
tania, poets,
Form:
Narrative
He's Mr Know It All - Now a Collaboration
Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd
Is brash and so loud
My husband thinks he's an idiot!
Inspired by Stevie Wonder Song on the Radio today...
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Categories:
tania, humorous, voice,
Form:
Limerick
Loves Doubling Helix
Storms seductive desiring of dreams
Forms favoring moonlight of beams
Craving hearts upon starlit nights
Waving wands of unicorned flights
...
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Categories:
tania, dedication, love, romantic,
Form:
Rhyme