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The Mushroom Cloud
Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom Cunningham It’s no wonder men of the town were proud Knowing what was in that gigantic cloud The ladies became cranky From all the hanky-panky Yet loved the babies who came in a crowd... Belle Bellevue A town of tired men going insane Their Love lives are like a hurricane The toxic air is no joke Just look at that worn-out bloke But limping on he does not complain... Delice Arleen Skelly Sixth time in five years I am expecting, My husband i'm certainly not neglecting, Friends say why do you agree, His time's coming I saw with glee, Scientists work 24/7 'man gives birth to child' Reversal projecting! Jennifer Proxenos The lab sent some bad blue pills to a few The town drug store sold them without a clue Fred bought and took one to go Only to swell his big toe His dating skills now rated just a two... Tania Kitchin the gas cloud soon had an effect and willies once limp were erect my neighbour old Rodger made use of his todger by sunset the poor guy looked wrecked His missus was always complaining a stiffy he wasnt attaining now thanks to the cloud It's erect and proud their bedroom action isn't waining... Jan Allison Mr. Blue went outside, took a whiff and shortly thereafter was stiff so he ran up the stairs to Mrs Blue's cheers at the finish she went to the whip... John Lawless The swirling blue mist made things spring to life One randy guy chased his unwilling wife She forewarned with a threat Now he's come to regret His folly cuz she wields a butcher's knife Jenna Logan The town an inch thick with blue dust Which billowed with every gust Gave the vicars wife The shock of her life When she saw his zipper was bust The vicar it seems was self raising And she found herself reappraising She lowered her skirt And said come here Burt And what happened next was amazing Though done he still looked like he must She normally wasn’t that fussed His rigid ram-rod Still pointed at God She grinned and said In God we trust... Terry Flood The lab had a buy one get one free sale Al went home to surprise his dear wife Gail They went all night long Lil Al did no wrong The Missus was a very happy female.. Alexis Y A cloud awakened the men Even old George in his den His poor wife got jumped In the mist he humped Old George scored a perfect ten Mark Koplin One couple had prank-playing nieces who sprinkled blue dust on their Reese's Soon after, the candy made Auntie feel randy when she saw Uncle's bits and pieces Enjoying the mood each one was in, they went ten times, maybe a dozen He could not satiate her and lo, nine months later those nieces beheld their new cousin! John Watt Coke and Viagra, Joined pop with the blue They called their joint project, Refreshing Mount and do So pour yourself a stiff one, If you want a great shag It’s not only delicious, Your member won’t sag As we know, they call Donald Mushroom Dick It maybe rather small but the end is quite thick Stormy Daniel’s had a laugh, while he had a ball Sure he has small hands, but brags the mushroom’s 6ft tall. Richard Lamoureux Written 9th July 2021 NOW A COLLABORATION, SEND ME A LIMERICK AND I'LL ADD IT.
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