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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so keep it shut Pessimism must be your perfumer No one would believe that you never fart Gas explodes from your hiney, a la carte Your butt cheek noises smell That truth you can't dispel Snooty thoughts you continue to impart written by Jenna Logan I suffered from Covid 19 My poopy muse sure left the scene Now I'm back on soup And I will write poop Though comments are meant to demean My farty work may be bad taste But I wont let my wit go to waste I give a poop warning So please quit your scorning And find someone else to lambaste written by Jan Allison So am I to gather that some of us don’t poop That the farts we emit are unworthy of Soup Then do not read our gassy words If they, for you, are disgusting turds Perhaps consider joining another poetry group. Written by L. Milton Hankins From my buttocks straight to your nose When it arrives, nobody knows You will not even see Passed out you will be Donning a backstabbing pose It's a fart that has scratched an itch And then released in perfect pitch From a stinky fart box To a head full of rocks You’re nothing more than a dull glitch Written by Mark Koplin Could Brussels sprouts, be fouling Xmas air Wasn’t me, he defiantly declares You smelly pig, says his wife While pointing the carving knife At circumstantial stains upon his chair Written by David Kavanaugh From a friend we’ve been stabbed in the back We took you in right after your attack Then your chest filled with loot And you gave us the boot Pucker up and kiss both sides of my crack Another written by Mark Koplin I once had a boyfriend called Ronny Who lit his own fart: wasn’t funny Flames flew in the air Burning his bum hair So Ronny ran home to his mummy written by Angela Tune Toilet humor poetry, written as an ode Creating tales of tails sitting on a commode Some prude says it stinks Who cares what she thinks We all know she takes a dump to release her load written by Lin Lane There was a farting contest on the Soup Along came amazing farters in-group A Bachelor of farts Came in top of the bards And is now star of a touring puke troupe. The bards of farts wanted to take revenge On the winner whose success had no end They gave him some grape juice Which made his bowels loose Caused a gas blast and poisoned those 'friends'. written by Belle Bellevue The regular do do a Poop Of The Day Truth be told they would have it no other way Some travel with ease Others need a slight squeeze Except when the squirt was brought on by a sneeze written by John Lawless There was an old man from South Harting Who simply could not stop farting. As he rose from his chair, He cried out in despair, “The seams of my trousers are parting!” written by Lisle Ryder Eating legumes was on Madame's docket, Though she knew it might form a gas pocket Then with one ill-timed sneeze And the aftermath breeze She took off like a Saturn V rocket written by John Watt Big smelly Billy he hailed from Zaire And strutted around town without a care His bowels were churning His guts were turning And left a foul smelling stench in the air... The townspeople had enough of this hell And chained around his neck a warning bell Now when they hear him coming They can all start a running No more will they have to inhale his smell.. written by Tom Cunningham Pretending to be such a prude but you're simply someone who's rude focus on your own leave others alone Your poetry comments are skewed written by Tania Kitchin ~ If you'd like to add a limerick, soup mail.

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Date: 12/14/2021 5:23:00 PM
i had to come back and re read this Jenna and am so delighted to see so many more poem have been added since my muse did a runner and my desire for soup vanished, - a really 'souper' collaboration and my congrats to all who joined in:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 11/30/2021 10:46:00 PM
So funny! Love limericks!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/14/2021 5:24:00 PM
i posted a bawdy one today art!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jenna Logan
Date: 12/1/2021 10:03:00 AM
So do I. Thanks for commenting, Arthur.
Date: 11/30/2021 2:37:00 PM
I am SO delighted with all of the flatulently wonderful limericks and responses to them. Thank you to everyone who smiled while reading, for it makes us a more unified community, rich in respect for each other... the way we should be.
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 3:00:00 PM
Hear! Hear!
Date: 11/30/2021 1:23:00 PM
My father inserted this into a Christmas cracker about fifty years back when my aunt lived in South Harting. There was an old man from South Harting Who simply could not stop farting. As he rose from his chair, He cried out in despair, “The seams of my trousers are parting!”
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 1:34:00 PM
Good one, Lisle, and thank you for joining in with one of your own.
Date: 11/30/2021 12:19:00 PM
OMG y'all are hysterical. Loved and laughed at all your limericks. Well done and congratulations on the P.O.T.D. You know some things are just funny even though they may seem gross so why not just accept the fact that things happen and laugh it off.... Excellent job to all of you who contributed to this...
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 1:31:00 PM
I always think farting is gross, but it's a natural body function, so we either complain about them or turn them into jokes. I prefer the second choice, hence these limericks are here. Thanks for laughing along with us, Running Wolves.
Date: 11/30/2021 11:30:00 AM
Jenna, the best part of this POTD is how you take a stand for the ideals of this community, namely togetherness, free speech, and positive encouragement. People don't have to read entries they find distasteful or disagreeable, and if they do they can either keep their thoughts to themselves or engage in thoughtful private discourse via soupmail. This should be a site of positivity and mutual support. Congrats to all of the contributors, and to you for starting the ball rolling ~ John
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 12:02:00 PM
I'm sure your discerning comments are welcomed by everyone, John. Thank you for writing your words of encouragement...It's a positive and constructive influence when so many of us are in agreement about the issue. Thanks so much.
Date: 11/30/2021 10:20:00 AM
The regular do do a Poop Of The Day........truth be told they would have it no other way....some travel with ease....others need a slight squeeze... except when the squirt was brought on by a sneeze
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 11:17:00 AM
Oh that's hilarious, John. Thanks so much for your limerick addition.
Date: 11/30/2021 9:38:00 AM
Congratulations on your P.O.T.D., Jenna. I think we have made our point...and, hopefully, to Administration! Thanks to everyone who contributed to this endeavor. It was, frankly, much fun!!! Lovely to note that the stench is still growing!!!!!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 11:16:00 AM
Those congrats belong to you, too, Milt. Whether our point was made or not, you're right about it being fun. We've taken the fart to a new level of art!
Date: 11/30/2021 9:27:00 AM
What fun these Limericks are Jenna. Congratulations on poem of the day. See SoupMail… Belle
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 11:15:00 AM
Yours is also very funny, Belle, and thanks for joining us with one of your own. Thank you!
Date: 11/30/2021 9:27:00 AM
Hi Jenna, These are some hilarious Limericks. If one doesn't like a poem whether it be about poop or otherwise, don't read it or comment. We are all adults, this is not the place for rudeness. Congratulations to each one of you for getting the poem of the day. Have a great day:-) Alexis
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 12:03:00 PM
Taking a pop at our poopers was a BIG mistake!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/30/2021 11:21:00 AM
Alexis I always write bawdy limerick/ warning poop poem/ or may contain humour on my poems so why someone has to write nasty comments about poop poems being 6th grade really is pretty pathetic, but she seems to take a pop whenever she can and folk are frankly fed up with her nasty behaviour. hugs jan xx
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 11:14:00 AM
Hi Alexis, and thank you for congratulating everyone on this potd collaboration. We may all be adults, but there is one who continually chooses to berate our choice of material. May she be humbled...
Date: 11/30/2021 8:20:00 AM
This is great fun Jenna, a fabulous idea. Thanks for adding my poem x Angie
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 9:10:00 AM
Thanks for taking part, Angela.
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 8:34:00 AM
I love your original poem, fabulous x
Date: 11/30/2021 7:27:00 AM
Jenna, Congratulations on your POTD win. Everyone "Thanks" for the laugh. Have a blessed day writing away more laughs...........
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 8:06:00 AM
Thank you for including everyone in your congrats, Paula,
Date: 11/30/2021 6:54:00 AM
Oh my goodness! You little stinkers provided the site with loads of laughter with your collaboration. I may have to join you. A POTD shared by several poets at once seems to have more meaning, so congratulations to all of you!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 11/30/2021 8:47:00 AM
Grab a barf bag and enjoy!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 7:12:00 AM
Hi Lin, and please do add your limerick to our collaboration. Thanks from all of us!
Date: 11/30/2021 6:34:00 AM
Congrats to all on POTD, it's a gas
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 7:11:00 AM
On behalf of the group, we thank you, John.
Date: 11/30/2021 5:52:00 AM
Congratulations on POTD! Crappy to hear Jan, one of the absolutely sweetest people here, is still getting pooed upon. That just stinks. I caught a whiff of it, and it turned my stomach, this help settles it ;), …a round of hugs! xomo <3
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Date: 11/30/2021 6:24:00 AM
Well, at least it didn't make you want to barf, Mo! lol It was a warranted collaboration due the crappy comments of one who thinks her poop doesn't stink. Thanks for leaving your thoughts. Hugs appreciated by all of us who share this potd.
Date: 11/30/2021 5:11:00 AM
Congratulations Jenna on a brilliant idea and POTD!!!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 6:22:00 AM
This POTD belongs to all of you who helped create these limericks, so 'thank you,' Mark.
Date: 11/30/2021 4:21:00 AM
Jenna, I am not sure what inspired this fun collaboration, congratulations on POTD!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:29:00 AM
Thanks a lot, Tania. Congrats are shared by all of us who decided to take a stand against the protest of writing about gaseous body functions in limericks. I'll send you a soup mail.
Date: 11/30/2021 4:01:00 AM
Glad I don't have "Smell-a-Vision" Congrats to all on your odorous POTD!!!!!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:21:00 AM
Maybe we should've attached a can of rose scented spray with each read. A little gift to sweeten the site. Thanks for commenting, Mike.
Date: 11/30/2021 3:37:00 AM
Congratulations Jenna on potd, a nice surprise, especially with the subject matter at hand, was an honour to be part of the collaboration, cheers David
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:18:00 AM
David, you're aware of the reason these limericks were written, so thank you for having a hand in this potd.
Date: 11/30/2021 3:25:00 AM
Hahahahaha love it!
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 4:19:00 AM
Thanks Jenna, ye I’ve just mailed One x
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:16:00 AM
Hi Angela, and thanks! You can still join in if you'd like.
Date: 11/30/2021 2:04:00 AM
Dropping back with many congratulations on your poem of the day, It was my pleasure to join in the collaboration, and rest assured Jenna my "6th grade humour" will always remain and despite the snide comments my poopy poems and bawdy limericks will still continue to flow, hugs jan xx
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:16:00 AM
I'm sure your humor will continue to flow, Jan. I'm counting on it. Just keep the bathroom door closed and flush! Thanks so much for joining in.
Date: 11/30/2021 12:41:00 AM
Lol what a hoot, congratulations Jenna on POTD. Tom
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:12:00 AM
Thank you, Tom. With the help of friends, this was possible and so much fun!
Date: 11/29/2021 5:59:00 PM
You guys and gals made me laugh, Cool responses. Write on! Jenna A poet friend, Bill
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/30/2021 4:11:00 AM
Good morning, Bill, and thanks for liking our limericks. Laughter is a great response to them. We need more of it and positive thoughts instead of negativity in this poetic community.
Date: 11/29/2021 4:40:00 PM
Thank you Jenna for including me in your smelly collection lol. This is a great way to release, no pun intended!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/29/2021 4:53:00 PM
Lol Mark. Thank YOU for writing 3 hilarious limericks for the collaboration.
Date: 11/29/2021 1:42:00 PM
I see your page is filling up quite nicely with lots of hot air Jenna, we all need to to let off some steam every now and then, especially Jan, lol, she’ll kill me, great idea and lighthearted fun, cheers David
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Jenna Logan
Date: 11/29/2021 1:50:00 PM
Jan would approve of your comment and your limerick. Thank you for writing one for the collab, David.
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