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Old blabber mouth gets on my wick His attitude makes me quite sick He plays to the crowd Is brash and so loud My husband thinks he's an idiot! Inspired by Stevie Wonder Song on the Radio today - He's Misstra know it all' WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON Impolite blabber mouths and know it alls completely ignore rules and protocols nasty comments they impart from the pit of a black heart Jackasses like that should be kept in stalls From that mouth erupts volcanic dribble He taunts with words until there's a quibble But runs with tucked tail With a cry and a wail! When he's bitten with more than a nibble WRITTEN BY LIN LANE His ego keeps growing up top Mouths opinion not gonna stop No poet nor bard He's such a blow hard Can't wait for his bubble to pop WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH A video was made for a surprise party. Each person, including children, pretending to spoil the surprise. Weebles were a type of toy. Little people that would wobble and not fall down. HERE is the limerick: Who can stand them, blabbermouths in the know? Watch those weebles wobble and watch them go! Wee foibles whisper into ears. It’s for a surprise party, dears. Acting their parts, turns out it’s all for show! WRITTEN BY Kim Rodrigues © 7/2/2018 If your “wit” doesn’t get you that far, And all you’ve got’s blah blah blah blah, I’ll give you advice Cos I’m terribly nice... If you zip it, we’ll all shout “hurrah!” WRITTEN BY NINA PARMENTER There's nothing more infuriating than a know it all Who loves nothing more than to make you look small But its so lovely when they come up Against someone who knows their stuff And like old Humpty Dumpty they have a great fall WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM He always sings the same boring song With a foot in his mouth, and a thong He thinks he knows it all But I will make him fall Let me google it and prove him wrong WRITTEN BY TEPPO GREN He talks fast and has a huge head I’m sure he thinks of “bull” in bed His words are empty He gets no sympathy That’s all I have to say, enough said WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y I once met a man from Peru Who said he knew better than you He was a huge phony And full or balony He knew nothing, that he thought he knew WRITTEN BY CHARLES MESSINA I once knew a man from Brazil A know it all with looks that could kill once he opened his mouth it was like a babbling spout He was no longer much of a thrill WRITTEN BY TANIA KITCHIN His horse races wearing no shoes Counts by fingers and toes by two's His life sick and sad Wants to be so bad Friends happy when he has the blues FIRST EVER LIMERICK WRITTEN BY ROBERT LINDLEY I know someone on poetry soup. Opens their mouth and words fly the coop. Tries so very hard to write, Condemnation is their plight! A name? I cannot that low stoop! WRITTEN BY MICK TALBOT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT BLABBERMOUTHS THEN PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME YOUR LIMERICK AWARDED POEM OF THE DAY 3RD JULY - THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED AND IS SHARING THIS HONOUR 7/2/18

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Date: 7/30/2018 10:32:00 AM
Belated congratulations on POTD my good friend. These are one and all, such delightful gems!
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Robert Lindley
Date: 7/30/2018 11:51:00 AM
Your limericks show the tremendous depths, creative powers and vivid imagination of a true, and gifted poet! Such is a treasure to this site and we that are inspired by all of your fine poetry my dear friend!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/30/2018 11:47:00 AM
Thanks Robert I love it when one of my silly limericks inspires others to write the form and have fun which is so lacking on the site at times:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/14/2018 4:22:00 PM
Love them all! hugs Mick
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/14/2018 5:42:00 PM
thanks for your fab limerick lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/14/2018 4:36:00 PM
There's still plenty of room for me to add one if you want to write Mick:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/10/2018 9:39:00 AM
This is great!!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/14/2018 4:35:00 PM
Thanks Cas:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/9/2018 1:59:00 PM
HA these are gems! I'm so glad I passed through today :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/9/2018 3:10:00 PM
oh Flo I'm delighted to see you back, have missed you xx:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/6/2018 1:49:00 PM
Congrats on POTD!! :) Gershon
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/6/2018 2:38:00 PM
thanks my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/6/2018 1:47:00 AM
I just called to say I loved all of these fine poems!!!! :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/6/2018 2:46:00 AM
Thanks Arthur!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/5/2018 3:26:00 PM
you got a lot of people going with this one, Jan. Way to go!!!! ( I love Nick's comment below mine) POTD?? Wow, Congrats.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/5/2018 5:02:00 PM
thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/5/2018 2:55:00 PM
It's very kind of so many to write a poem about me lol enjoyable read indeed and trust i'd know, lol congrats on potd
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/5/2018 5:02:00 PM
lol thanks Nick:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/4/2018 6:16:00 AM
Back with congrats my friend, on poem of the day.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/4/2018 12:20:00 PM
Thanks so much Vijay:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 9:52:00 PM
Love this very creative piece my friend. I have never written a limerick before.. sending you my first limerick ever , immediately after posting this comment. A fav..
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/4/2018 12:02:00 PM
Thanks so much Robert I am SO delighted you've taken the plunge and written a limerick:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 7:23:00 PM
Congratulations on POTD with this collaboration.. Hugs Eve
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/4/2018 12:02:00 PM
Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 12:11:00 PM
Congratulations to all you amazing poets on POTD, enjoyed all of them. :))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:20:00 PM
many thanks Roy:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 10:27:00 AM
Congratulations to you all! A great collaboration of humorous limericks...Love it!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:20:00 PM
many thanks Charles and thanks for joining in the madness lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 9:54:00 AM
Congratulations to all of you. No defense needed - you're all the best.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:21:00 PM
many thanks Sunlite:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 8:42:00 AM
Wonderful writes... Unrestrained mouths can be frightening and unsettling... Good... Congrats to all of you...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:21:00 PM
many thanks Arturo:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 8:09:00 AM
- Many great limericks ... congratulations to you all :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:22:00 PM
Thanks my sweet friend:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 7:49:00 AM
Ahh, such a lovely poem this is, 6 great poets had written it so no doubt that it sure is a masterpiece, congratulations to all the writers for their collaboration being chosen as POTD, and believe me this sure was a really enjoyable poem to read, good luck and have a nice day
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:22:00 PM
many thanks Faraz:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 7:45:00 AM
Congrats on POTD to all who took part in this collaborative effort :-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:23:00 PM
many thanks Joseph I am still adding poems as they come in:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 7:09:00 AM
Hi Jan, What a good string of limericks about a blabber mouth. Darn how did I miss this? I usually participate in your limerick collaborations. Any way Congratulations to you all for getting the poem of day. It was well deserved;-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:23:00 PM
Thanks for joining in the fun Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 6:24:00 AM
Congratulations to all and I hope a few more will add. It's nice to see a community come together and have a few laughs.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:24:00 PM
It sure has been missing recently Tim:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 6:21:00 AM
Good stuff kids, congratulations for POTD honors...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:24:00 PM
many thanks Charlie:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 5:59:00 AM
It's a party in the POTD! Awesomeness! Congrats everybody ;) xomo!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:24:00 PM
many thanks Mo:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 5:53:00 AM
Congrats!!! to all the silly soupers lol...for knowing it all lol...well acquired POTD!...love & light...^WW^
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:25:00 PM
lol ^WW^:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 4:56:00 AM
Very well done and entertaining, loved the collaboration on this, it all came together nicely!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:25:00 PM
many thanks Tania:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/3/2018 4:25:00 AM
Lots of smiles are being shared this morning. You quarterbacked a good team of limerick writers, and maybe more will join in.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/3/2018 4:26:00 PM
Thank YOU Lin as you kick started the collab, been ages since it happened like this and more folk have sent me their poems:-) hugs jan xx
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