HE'S MR KNOW IT ALL - NOW A COLLABORATION
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Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd
Is brash and so loud
My husband thinks he's an idiot!
Inspired by Stevie Wonder Song on the Radio today - He's Misstra know it all'
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON
Impolite blabber mouths and know it alls
completely ignore rules and protocols
nasty comments they impart
from the pit of a black heart
Jackasses like that should be kept in stalls
From that mouth erupts volcanic dribble
He taunts with words until there's a quibble
But runs with tucked tail
With a cry and a wail!
When he's bitten with more than a nibble
WRITTEN BY LIN LANE
His ego keeps growing up top
Mouths opinion not gonna stop
No poet nor bard
He's such a blow hard
Can't wait for his bubble to pop
WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH
A video was made for a surprise party. Each person, including children, pretending to spoil the surprise. Weebles were a type of toy. Little people that would wobble and not fall down. HERE is the limerick:
Who can stand them, blabbermouths in the know?
Watch those weebles wobble and watch them go!
Wee foibles whisper into ears.
It’s for a surprise party, dears.
Acting their parts, turns out it’s all for show!
WRITTEN BY Kim Rodrigues © 7/2/2018
If your “wit” doesn’t get you that far,
And all you’ve got’s blah blah blah blah,
I’ll give you advice
Cos I’m terribly nice...
If you zip it, we’ll all shout “hurrah!”
WRITTEN BY NINA PARMENTER
There's nothing more infuriating than a know it all
Who loves nothing more than to make you look small
But its so lovely when they come up
Against someone who knows their stuff
And like old Humpty Dumpty they have a great fall
WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM
He always sings the same boring song
With a foot in his mouth, and a thong
He thinks he knows it all
But I will make him fall
Let me google it and prove him wrong
WRITTEN BY TEPPO GREN
He talks fast and has a huge head
I’m sure he thinks of “bull” in bed
His words are empty
He gets no sympathy
That’s all I have to say, enough said
WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y
I once met a man from Peru
Who said he knew better than you
He was a huge phony
And full or balony
He knew nothing, that he thought he knew
WRITTEN BY CHARLES MESSINA
I once knew a man from Brazil
A know it all with looks that could kill
once he opened his mouth
it was like a babbling spout
He was no longer much of a thrill
WRITTEN BY TANIA KITCHIN
His horse races wearing no shoes
Counts by fingers and toes by two's
His life sick and sad
Wants to be so bad
Friends happy when he has the blues
FIRST EVER LIMERICK WRITTEN BY ROBERT LINDLEY
I know someone on poetry soup.
Opens their mouth and words fly the coop.
Tries so very hard to write,
Condemnation is their plight!
A name? I cannot that low stoop!
WRITTEN BY MICK TALBOT
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AWARDED POEM OF THE DAY 3RD JULY - THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED AND IS SHARING THIS HONOUR
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