The Mushroom Cloud
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Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all of the men were very proud...
It’s no wonder men of the town were proud
Knowing what was in that gigantic cloud
The ladies became cranky
From all the hanky-panky
Yet loved the babies who came in a crowd...
A town of tired men going insane
Their Love lives are like a hurricane
The toxic air is no joke
Just look at that worn-out bloke
But limping on he does not complain...
Delice Arleen Skelly
Sixth time in five years I am expecting,
My husband i'm certainly not neglecting,
Friends say why do you agree,
His time's coming I saw with glee,
Scientists work 24/7 'man gives birth to child'
The lab sent some bad blue pills to a few
The town drug store sold them without a clue
Fred bought and took one to go
Only to swell his big toe
His dating skills now rated just a two...
the gas cloud soon had an effect
and willies once limp were erect
my neighbour old Rodger
made use of his todger
by sunset the poor guy looked wrecked
His missus was always complaining
a stiffy he wasnt attaining
now thanks to the cloud
It's erect and proud
their bedroom action isn't waining...
Mr. Blue went outside, took a whiff
and shortly thereafter was stiff
so he ran up the stairs
to Mrs Blue's cheers
at the finish she went to the whip...
The swirling blue mist made things spring to life
One randy guy chased his unwilling wife
She forewarned with a threat
Now he's come to regret
His folly cuz she wields a butcher's knife
The town an inch thick with blue dust
Which billowed with every gust
Gave the vicars wife
The shock of her life
When she saw his zipper was bust
The vicar it seems was self raising
And she found herself reappraising
She lowered her skirt
And said come here Burt
And what happened next was amazing
Though done he still looked like he must
She normally wasn’t that fussed
His rigid ram-rod
Still pointed at God
She grinned and said In God we trust...
The lab had a buy one get one free sale
Al went home to surprise his dear wife Gail
They went all night long
Lil Al did no wrong
The Missus was a very happy female..
A cloud awakened the men
Even old George in his den
His poor wife got jumped
In the mist he humped
Old George scored a perfect ten
One couple had prank-playing nieces
who sprinkled blue dust on their Reese's
Soon after, the candy
made Auntie feel randy
when she saw Uncle's bits and pieces
Enjoying the mood each one was in,
they went ten times, maybe a dozen
He could not satiate her
and lo, nine months later
those nieces beheld their new cousin!
Coke and Viagra, Joined pop with the blue
They called their joint project, Refreshing Mount and do
So pour yourself a stiff one, If you want a great shag
It’s not only delicious, Your member won’t sag
As we know, they call Donald Mushroom Dick
It maybe rather small but the end is quite thick
Stormy Daniel’s had a laugh, while he had a ball
Sure he has small hands, but brags the mushroom’s 6ft tall.
Written 9th July 2021
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