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Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom Cunningham It’s no wonder men of the town were proud Knowing what was in that gigantic cloud The ladies became cranky From all the hanky-panky Yet loved the babies who came in a crowd... Belle Bellevue A town of tired men going insane Their Love lives are like a hurricane The toxic air is no joke Just look at that worn-out bloke But limping on he does not complain... Delice Arleen Skelly Sixth time in five years I am expecting, My husband i'm certainly not neglecting, Friends say why do you agree, His time's coming I saw with glee, Scientists work 24/7 'man gives birth to child' Reversal projecting! Jennifer Proxenos The lab sent some bad blue pills to a few The town drug store sold them without a clue Fred bought and took one to go Only to swell his big toe His dating skills now rated just a two... Tania Kitchin the gas cloud soon had an effect and willies once limp were erect my neighbour old Rodger made use of his todger by sunset the poor guy looked wrecked His missus was always complaining a stiffy he wasnt attaining now thanks to the cloud It's erect and proud their bedroom action isn't waining... Jan Allison Mr. Blue went outside, took a whiff and shortly thereafter was stiff so he ran up the stairs to Mrs Blue's cheers at the finish she went to the whip... John Lawless The swirling blue mist made things spring to life One randy guy chased his unwilling wife She forewarned with a threat Now he's come to regret His folly cuz she wields a butcher's knife Jenna Logan The town an inch thick with blue dust Which billowed with every gust Gave the vicars wife The shock of her life When she saw his zipper was bust The vicar it seems was self raising And she found herself reappraising She lowered her skirt And said come here Burt And what happened next was amazing Though done he still looked like he must She normally wasn’t that fussed His rigid ram-rod Still pointed at God She grinned and said In God we trust... Terry Flood The lab had a buy one get one free sale Al went home to surprise his dear wife Gail They went all night long Lil Al did no wrong The Missus was a very happy female.. Alexis Y A cloud awakened the men Even old George in his den His poor wife got jumped In the mist he humped Old George scored a perfect ten Mark Koplin One couple had prank-playing nieces who sprinkled blue dust on their Reese's Soon after, the candy made Auntie feel randy when she saw Uncle's bits and pieces Enjoying the mood each one was in, they went ten times, maybe a dozen He could not satiate her and lo, nine months later those nieces beheld their new cousin! John Watt Coke and Viagra, Joined pop with the blue They called their joint project, Refreshing Mount and do So pour yourself a stiff one, If you want a great shag It’s not only delicious, Your member won’t sag As we know, they call Donald Mushroom Dick It maybe rather small but the end is quite thick Stormy Daniel’s had a laugh, while he had a ball Sure he has small hands, but brags the mushroom’s 6ft tall. Richard Lamoureux Written 9th July 2021 NOW A COLLABORATION, SEND ME A LIMERICK AND I'LL ADD IT.

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Date: 9/4/2021 8:35:00 AM
LOL - sorry I wasn't able to take part in this - great fun
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/4/2021 8:41:00 AM
Thank you very much Jack, you're on the list now, next time we have one I'll give you the nod. Lol. Tom
Date: 8/11/2021 10:38:00 AM
WOW! A great collaboration going on! Having so much fun writing!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/11/2021 10:42:00 AM
They're a bad influence on me Mala, a right bawdy lot lol. Tom
Date: 8/9/2021 3:55:00 PM
Hello Tom ... you certainly got the minds flowing here and one by one a great flow of limerick writers. Well done to all you poets and you the leader Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/10/2021 12:16:00 AM
Thank you Lindsay, im happy you enjoyed the humour, we're a bawdy lot that's for sure. Tom
Date: 8/1/2021 1:11:00 PM
Well written by all! Clever and fun. A great write, Tom and company.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/1/2021 1:39:00 PM
Thank you very much Sandra, we're a bawdy lot when we together lol Tom
Date: 7/25/2021 10:59:00 AM
Thanks for adding my pieces to the puzzle. ;0)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/25/2021 10:46:00 PM
You're welcome Richard, thank you for joining in. Tom
Date: 7/19/2021 2:26:00 PM
Very clever and fun read. God Bless, JB
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/19/2021 2:34:00 PM
Thank you very much Judy, glad you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 7/14/2021 5:18:00 AM
As we know, they call Donald Mushroom Dick. It maybe rather small but the end is quite thick. Stormy Daniel’s had a laugh, while he had a ball, Sure he has small hands, but brags the mushroom’s 6ft tall.
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Date: 7/14/2021 5:44:00 AM
Lol, brilliant Richard, ill add this one too. Tom
Date: 7/13/2021 3:03:00 PM
I had to drop by to read Tom, the add ons are so darn funny:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/13/2021 2:50:00 PM
Thanks Tom and all contributors for the grins and giggles.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/13/2021 2:53:00 PM
Thank you very much John, I hope you are well. I'm happy you enjoyed our collaboration. Tom
Date: 7/13/2021 10:42:00 AM
Coke and Viagra, Joined pop with the blue. They called their joint project, Refreshing Mount and do. So pour yourself a stiff one, If you want a great shag. It’s not only delicious, Your member won’t sag!
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 7/14/2021 5:10:00 AM
Absolutely, thanks for the inspiration.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/13/2021 10:48:00 AM
Lol Richard, is it ok to add it. Tom
Date: 7/12/2021 6:46:00 PM
Hahaha! Such sexy sassy fun, Tom. This salacious string of limericks is hilarious! Funny, bawdy and well done, everyone. Thanks for the giggles! Warmest wishes.. ~Susan
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/13/2021 10:50:00 AM
Thank you very much Susan, I think I managed to tweak out the poets naughty side lol. Tom
Date: 7/12/2021 2:34:00 AM
Just popped in to take a look...great fun.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/12/2021 2:37:00 AM
Collaborations are great fun bringing us all together. Why cant the world be like that. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 8:57:00 PM
You certainly got some action on this 'bowling ball,' Tom: Things really mushroomed! Nice going, gw
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/11/2021 12:15:00 AM
Thank you very much Gershon, you're welcome to join us. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 4:37:00 PM
Dropping back to read the additional poems, its SO good to see so many poets joining in the limerick fun!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/10/2021 4:33:00 PM
Soup mailed some verses for your fine upstanding collab, Tom. Hope you don’t feel they’re a bit limp. Terry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/11/2021 9:47:00 AM
OMG (literally) lol those poems are hilarious!:-) hugs Jan xx you should post them on your own page lol
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/11/2021 12:14:00 AM
Thank you very much Terry, welcome aboard. Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/10/2021 4:38:00 PM
hahaha behave Terry!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/10/2021 4:31:00 PM
Hi Tom, This is what I came up with, if it fits with the others use it. The lab had a buy one get one free sale, Al went home to surprise his dear wife Gail They went all night long, Lil Al did no wrong, The Missus was very happy female, Have a great day:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/11/2021 12:14:00 AM
Thank you very much Alexis, have added you now. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 11:56:00 AM
Hello tom Cunningham, All these limericks are very well done. Enjoyed them all. enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 7/11/2021 7:33:00 AM
Hello tom, yes I have enjoyed them all. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 12:00:00 PM
Thank you very much Darlene, im pleased that you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 11:31:00 AM
Thoughts on a single theme - laughter! Well done, one and all!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 12:00:00 PM
Thank you very much Rico, you're more than welcome to join us. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 9:52:00 AM
Hi Tom, My soup mail isn't working. Let me see what I can come up with, and I will put it here:-) Alexis
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Alexis Y.
Date: 7/11/2021 7:00:00 AM
Thank you . The last line needs “ a” very happy female:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 12:01:00 PM
No problem Alexis.
Date: 7/10/2021 8:30:00 AM
Mr. Blue went outside, took a whiff........... and shortly thereafter was stiff................ so he ran up the stairs............................ to Mrs Blue's cheers............................... at the finish she went to the whip
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 9:19:00 AM
Lol, love it John, is it ok to add it? Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 8:02:00 AM
so so funny will see if I can add to it :-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/10/2021 8:44:00 AM
added it to my faves so good to see others joining in the fun with a collab:-) another verse winging its way to you soon xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 8:24:00 AM
Lol, you're live now Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/10/2021 8:16:00 AM
Have sent you my effort, a little bawdy as per usual but you would expect nothing less i guess lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/10/2021 7:07:00 AM
Pangie))
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Date: 7/10/2021 6:04:00 AM
This is awesome! Great idea all around! Well done!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 6:09:00 AM
Thank you very much Mike, glad you enjoyed the collaboration of such a talented bunch. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 5:15:00 AM
Hi Tom, So much fun, but 'WHAT IF' roles were reversed - pure fantasy! Blessing my friend, Jennifer.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 5:19:00 AM
Thank you very much Jennifer, glad you enjoyed them. PS, soup mail. Tom
Date: 7/10/2021 3:50:00 AM
This was fun, Tom, you write limericks well, I'm not so good at humour writing..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/10/2021 3:54:00 AM
Thank you very much Jo, look in later, a few more will be added. Tom
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