Long Pun Poems
Long Pun Poems. Below are the most popular long Pun by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pun poems by poem length and keyword.
A Love's Dialogue
Unique: I need someone to hold me and tell
me it's alright.
I need someone to hold my hands and feel
I need someone to kiss away my pain.
I need someone to look into my eyes and...
Is there an Exclusive All-in-One Principle
pun, philosophy, death, art, dark, art, dark, death,
‘ In general, quantum mechanics does not predict a single definite result for an observation. Instead, it predicts a number of different possible outcomes...
Unquotable quotes: Poets - XXXVI
pun, creation, poetry, poets, word play, words, writing,
Unquotable quotes: Poets, Poetasters and Platos – XXXVI
For James McAuley – in remembrance of a memorable week in Cardiff 1965
The greatest poet ever is NOT Homer, Lao Tse, Ovid,...
Song From Beyond The Stars part 3 Early Exchanges
pun, adventure, destiny, future, science fiction,
[Rf] = Roundling facsimile
[Hz] = Human - Zenaide
Gaia Google = G-G = world-wide internet mind
Dr. Zenaide Arnau, team leader of L 4 investigation
UN assignment to space station 1
supported by logicians, technicians, physicists, geneticists
unsure why assignment...
Holy StandUp Matters
pun, culture, garden, health, humanity, humor, nature,
In April of this year I began preparing a new organic gardening patch,
planning to have it ready for next year's expansion from a too-small garden
in front of my recently acquired Connecticut Cape Cod home.
SAD Seasonally Affective Disorder
SAD Seasonally Affective Disorder
Some are prone to depression in winter when days get shorter when
less light enters the brain through the eyes and thoughts become darker
I am also affected and when news gets explosive when...
pun, animal, anxiety, art,
so today I tip my hat to the proverbial aristocrat with big suit
nothing could be finer then to be in her vagina in the morning
languished inside I'm falling apart at the seams with an evil...
In My Opinion
Everything that’s happening this year
was all planned out.
That’s what Agenda 21 (declared as false online)
is all about.
Documents related to the plan
are out there in the world for anyone to see.
When I first heard about...
A Punny Death
A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds
To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found!
Following Our Rules
pun, community, culture, earth, freedom, health, integrity, music,
In our Sharing Circles
we have a ground rule
to share a one speaker at a time floor
and unitarian silent listening support
And rules to not share uninvited commentary
verbal agreements or disagreements
during, and after,
this formalized Circle.
Speakers are invited...
Support Your Local Po Whet Hick Bummer ie me
pun, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel, conflict, integrity,
Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me
Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom
(attendant with profusely perspiring palms,
hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be
a dog send to this melon collie bow...
The Night I Fell Like Rain
pun, destiny, water, , cute,
You had that future retro look: two thousand seventeen,
There was a slow and sultry permanence, a little slouchy lean
As you eased out of the taxi before it shot off to the right,
Who could have...
My pen is loaded
pun, depression, emotions, encouraging, fun, how i feel,
My pen is loaded and I'm not taking any prisoners
I've been held hostage by depression for too long, so I'm sorry for not having many visitors
I've been going through it, and have spent many...
How We Elect the President
How We Elect the President
Senate and House of Representatives
By Franklin Price
A Representative Republic
Is what we're supposed to be
We are one from fifty states
For all the world to see
Our Constitution has the guidelines
Our founding fathers...
ADUFE THE BEAUTY GODDESS
Written by Adebayo Olamide(Aesthete),Prince Joe and Ajibade Abdullah(Pen Talk).
9th Of January,2017.
Who would hold my heart,
Now it's reeling off, almost?
My praise queen,
Only in your palms,when drop,
Will it survive the fall.
You praise the queen bee,
Her elegance,a perfect...
What happened to Hip-Hop
pun, growth, hip hop, history, music, rap, truth,
What happened to Hip-Hop, how did it end up like this?
the biggest song on the radio is by a rapper who didn't write it
And the ones who do write they repeat the same 8...
Peeps eed To Come Together Part Two
pun, art, autumn, baseball, beauty,
there is a fountain hidden with peace in our society to set mens hearts free
folks its time we came together no matter what the weather & smile
for we know all the great while that its...
pun, england, nonsense, satire, sports, youth,
The match was lost.
Oh sure, Paine won the toss,
But guess what?
He sent them in.
Flat track, no spin,
Batsmen's big grins.
There was once a young man called Timothy Paine,
Who had the motto "No Paine, No Gain",
Why Fireflies Dance
pun, nature, travel,
Pausing on a late trip to South Dakota
I pulled off of the highway
Somewhere in Kansas
And shut off the lights
Reflecting that it might be good
To clear the windshield of bug carcasses
That were only being smeared
Nuts In The Soup
"Nuts are in the soup!"
That's what I've heard: not so absurd
Some add a pinch of spice now and then,
from wit and the sharpened nib of a pen.
Nutty little writers who like to fill
NRA Please Stop Talking
pun, america, anger, angst, anxiety, grief, political, sorrow,
Another mass shooting
of domestic terrorism
?another gun man
because just because?
The NRA ?And their stooges?
Flood the airways
With their noxious
Poisonous weasel words
?The NRA says
Are like the weather
?You can’t control them
You can’t predict...
Quips My EX GIRLFRIEND revisited
pun, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, inspirational, natural disasters, slam, me,
1. My ex-girlfriend tried to impress me when
She told me that she is "Fasting"! And I knew
I Am A Special Concoction
pun, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
An Icy cold, sweet treat.
Often starts with vanilla, cookie cream,
you called me a Souper nova missing the pun,
being clever with words ain’t for everyone,
you comment mindless and tough
I laugh cus you're a spineless pup
do you ever think.. umm..
Mr Epic Generic and DJ Cliche
pun, metaphor, smart, word play,
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic,
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
MC Generic the genius generates