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Long Pun Poems. Below are the most popular long Pun by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pun poems by poem length and keyword.

A Love's Dialogue
Unique: I need someone to hold me and tell
me it's alright.
I need someone to hold my hands and feel
my pain.
I need someone to kiss away my pain.
I need someone to look into my eyes and...

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Categories: pun, allusion,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Premium Member Is there an Exclusive All-in-One Principle
  ‘ In general, quantum mechanics does not predict a single definite result for an observation. Instead, it predicts a number of  different possible outcomes...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, philosophy, death, art, dark, art, dark, death,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member Unquotable quotes: Poets - XXXVI
Unquotable quotes: Poets, Poetasters and Platos – XXXVI

     For James McAuley – in remembrance of a memorable week in Cardiff 1965 

The greatest poet ever is NOT Homer, Lao Tse, Ovid,...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, creation, poetry, poets, word play, words, writing,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Song From Beyond The Stars part 3 Early Exchanges
[Rf] = Roundling facsimile
[Hz] = Human - Zenaide
Gaia Google = G-G = world-wide internet mind

Dr. Zenaide Arnau, team leader of L 4 investigation
UN assignment to space station 1
supported by logicians, technicians, physicists, geneticists
unsure why assignment...

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© Ian Love  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, adventure, destiny, future, science fiction,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Holy StandUp Matters
In April of this year I began preparing a new organic gardening patch,
planning to have it ready for next year's expansion from a too-small garden
in front of my recently acquired Connecticut Cape Cod home.

I have...

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Categories: pun, culture, garden, health, humanity, humor, nature,
Form: Prose Poetry

Premium Member SAD Seasonally Affective Disorder
SAD Seasonally Affective Disorder

Some are prone to depression in winter when days get shorter when
less light enters the brain through the eyes and thoughts become darker

I am also affected and when news gets explosive when...

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Categories: pun, conflict,
Form: Light Verse

so today I tip my hat to the proverbial aristocrat with big suit
nothing could be finer then to be in her vagina in the morning
languished inside I'm falling apart at the seams with an evil...

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Categories: pun, animal, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In My Opinion

Everything that’s happening this year
was all planned out.
That’s what Agenda 21 (declared as false online)
 is all about.
Documents related to the plan
are out there in the world for anyone to see.
When I first heard about...

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Categories: pun, political,
Form: Didactic
A Punny Death
A Coffee Merchant was the first man to find,
The corpse as he started off on his daily grind!
What he saw filtered through, so he had grounds
To send for the Police, to investigate what he'd found!


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Categories: pun, allegory,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Following Our Rules
In our Sharing Circles
we have a ground rule
to share a one speaker at a time floor
and unitarian silent listening support

And rules to not share uninvited commentary
verbal agreements or disagreements
during, and after,
this formalized Circle.

Speakers are invited...

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Categories: pun, community, culture, earth, freedom, health, integrity, music,
Form: Political Verse
Support Your Local Po Whet Hick Bummer ie me
Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me

Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom 
(attendant with profusely perspiring palms, 
hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be 
a dog send to this melon collie bow...

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Categories: pun, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel, conflict, integrity,
Form: Bio
Premium Member The Night I Fell Like Rain

You had that future retro look:  two thousand seventeen,
There was a slow and sultry permanence, a little slouchy lean
As you eased out of the taxi before it shot off to the right,
Who could have...

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Categories: pun, destiny, water, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
My pen is loaded
My pen is loaded and I'm not taking any prisoners
I've been held hostage by depression for too long, so I'm sorry for not having many visitors 
I've been going through it, and have spent many...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, depression, emotions, encouraging, fun, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How We Elect the President
How We Elect the President 
Senate and House of Representatives
By Franklin Price

A Representative Republic
Is what we're supposed to be
We are one from fifty states
For all the world to see

Our Constitution has the guidelines
Our founding fathers...

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Categories: pun, america,
Form: Rhyme
Written by Adebayo Olamide(Aesthete),Prince Joe and Ajibade Abdullah(Pen Talk).
9th Of January,2017.
Who would hold my heart,
Now it's reeling off, almost?
My praise queen,
Only in your palms,when drop,
Will it survive the fall.
You praise the queen bee,
Her elegance,a perfect...

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Categories: pun, africa,
Form: Ode
What happened to Hip-Hop
What happened to Hip-Hop, how did it end up like this? 
the biggest song on the radio is by a rapper who didn't write it
And the ones who do write they repeat the same 8...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, growth, hip hop, history, music, rap, truth,
Form: Free verse
Peeps eed To Come Together Part Two
there is a fountain hidden with peace in our society to set mens hearts free
folks its time we came together no matter what the weather & smile
for we know all the great while that its...

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Categories: pun, art, autumn, baseball, beauty,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Not In
The match was lost.
Oh sure, Paine won the toss,
But guess what?

He sent them in.
Flat track, no spin,
Batsmen's big grins.

There was once a young man called Timothy Paine,
Who had the motto "No Paine, No Gain",
But unfortunately,

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© Beth Evans  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, england, nonsense, satire, sports, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Why Fireflies Dance
Pausing on a late trip to South Dakota
I pulled off of the highway
Somewhere in Kansas
And shut off the lights
Reflecting that it might be good
To clear the windshield of bug carcasses
That were only being smeared 

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Categories: pun, nature, travel,
Form: Blank verse
Nuts In The Soup
"Nuts are in the soup!" 
That's what I've heard: not so absurd
Some add a pinch of spice now and then,
from wit and the sharpened nib of a pen.
Nutty little writers who like to fill
the soup...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
NRA Please Stop Talking
Another day
Another mass shooting
?Another incident
of domestic terrorism
?another gun man
killing people
because just because?
The NRA ?And their stooges?
Come out?
Flood the airways
With their noxious
Poisonous weasel words
?The NRA says
Mass shootings? 
Are like the weather
?You can’t control them
You can’t predict...

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© jake aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, america, anger, angst, anxiety, grief, political, sorrow,
Form: Political Verse
Quips My EX GIRLFRIEND revisited

     1.   My ex-girlfriend tried to impress me when
          She told me that she is "Fasting"!  And I knew

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Categories: pun, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, inspirational, natural disasters, slam, me,
Form: Ode
Premium Member I Am A Special Concoction
An Icy cold, sweet treat.
                       Often starts with vanilla, cookie cream,

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Categories: pun, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Concrete
Souper Nova
Now listen, 
you called me a Souper nova missing the pun, 
being clever with words ain’t for everyone, 
you comment mindless and tough
I laugh cus you're a spineless pup
do you ever think.. umm..
no you...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Mr Epic Generic and DJ Cliche
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
MC Generic the genius generates 
with DJ...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pun, metaphor, smart, word play,
Form: Free verse