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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then instantaneously hairline fractures appear than 'afore long snap, crackle, pop becomes crystal clear, whence aluminium glass mirror (made of a float glass incorporating additional processes) leaves highly reflective fractured surface patina 'ere one narcissistic blackened barbed ken whiles away countless hours unseeingly preening, primping, and pruning e'en the slightest glare ring blemish finds cause for cosmetic surgery (namely liposuction) evincing ghostly interlinear crows feet and dark circular "bags" that distinctly leer, which medical term for skin folds and ballotable skin edema described as “festoon,” or “malar mound,” an eye sore overclear demanding grotesque immediate dermatological action (if necessary) taking extra adipose tissue from rear end supposed extra junk in the trunk, where moon a fish scent derrière, would not be unduly sore, perhaps requiring (whatever would suture self) plus donning extra padded underwear, which subjugation voluntarily "going under the knife," would stave off depredations aging (such as puffy eyes) at least for another year. Until the end date regarding mine cessation, damnation, glorification -ha time on Earth (hammered into crucifix courtesy nine inch – rusty - nails) my changed body morphology particularly around equatorial girth unwanted layers of flab allow, enable, and provide me to burn wicked fat these cold winter days and nights serving yours truly as built in hearth. Incremental corporeal essence, here to forge i.e. figurative spear tire of mine, doth elicit despair daily appall, thus I air part tickle laurel lei objection able bane, cuz this tear rubble flabbiness a glare ring anatomical feature, I swear shape shifted into a dare ring ridge hubble unsightly bulge ballooning mere lee (just south of Montana) so clear lee obscuring belly button – an innie , where former washboard abdomen veer hilly subsumed by displeasing scare really hated love handles glare ring paunches noticeable, especially when abdomen bare adduce, deed hoos, and reed hoos sing the culprit bing one or more beneficial pharmacological prescription medications eliminating debilitating crippling panic attacks, albeit re: fashioning now alien metabolism, but necessary medications giving immeasurable hun bull heaving relief to this generally autobiographical, comical, ecological, grammatical, illogical, kinematical, methodical, (parenthetical), rhetorical, theoretical, vertical and xylographical off the old block exhibiting joyus rapture, where psychological state contra dancing, jitterbugging (a slight bit of hyperbole, where I tango with) kickstarting long overdue ability to experience living social shorn of paralyzing anxiety, yes every now and again isolated heated flare ups making stellar cameo appearance, asper rendering literal "NON FAKE" pennilessness, and non seek quit tore ring excessive (no pun hush meant intended - heavy handed) perspiration, but generally "speaking" quieting reductio ad absurdum unbearable woebegone raging against the machine adrenaline hellishly riotous smiting body electric non verbally remonstrating condemning indescribable torturing poisoning relentlessly (like stinging scorpions) upending many prime decades vice wrenching yoking ambivalence kamikaze nose diving worthlessness toward total mortal re: suicidal bombing mission.
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