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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate... Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights forcing yours truly to go undercover and into hiding within the heart of darkness at a remote undisclosed location in Perkiomen Valley changing my name, rank and serial number to protect what little remaining innocence (analogous from the salvaged wreckage of the Edmund Fitzgerald, an American Great Lakes freighter that sank in Lake Superior during a storm on November 10, 1975, with the loss of the entire crew of 29 men), whereat nearly thirty year old anniversary, since yours truly pledged his troth wedded bliss severely put thru the paces as I get bombarded from text after text compliments of celebrated barenaked ladies brazenly showing me their anatomical wares mostly augmented breasts and tuckus, and asking me to do likewise, but "No way Jose" emphatically stated falling on deaf (emoji symbolized) ears no not mine but the young thangs invariably seeking a gold digger versus literally avowing to be dirt poor substitute, yet honest to goodness writer of these words possesses heart of gold (cue Neil Young song lyrics, and his song by the same name), who values decency, honesty, literacy, poetry..., and much prefers intelligent conversation, (whether with himself or a receptive ear) versus poised to experience a lucky strike romping (think Rumspringa - a time when young people can explore their identity and decide if they want to join the Amish) church kick/jump starting, enmeshing when all along the reason without rhyme I accepted friend requests from Facebook (Meta) Messenger constituted an ambition to foster (not just a child of mine), but intelligent conversation linkedin to the cares and concerns of an uncertain world, at which point tis only to divulge an inconvenient truth with earth in the balance regarding this rare breed (me), that he considers himself (YES free and clear without any inhibitions) a liberal democrat now prone to temper his fulminations toward the Republican party in general and demagogues in particular reserving vitriol lest yours truly finds strong arm of the law rapping on my door, and if any pipe dream could be brought into fruition, that wish upon a star would be relocating, hightailing, emigrating to Canada or returning to my boyhood home just south across the border into the heartland of Norwegian bachelorhood videlicet Lake Woebegone as the next best choice, the little town that time forgot, and the years could not improve, but dearth of financial resources disallows any remote likelihood for yours truly and the wife to pack up our troubles in our old kit-bag, thus I will hunker down for the next four years bestowing divine faith healing; jimmying, lording (no pun), raising the roof of churches, albeit damaged since the Great Flood, and Noah way will I abandon figurative house of mankind, whereat the flock of lost tribes aimlessly wander in the wilderness after their experience as crash test dummy bailing out from fiery B-52s found their fear of flying unshaken.
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