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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Heterosexual married sexagenarian male... Aims to trigger cerebral orgasm; Other terms for said phenomena are "brain tingles" and "head orgasm." This sensation is described as a pleasant, even euphoric, tingling warmth and/or feeling of relaxation that comes in waves across the head, neck, and spine. This phenomenon is often triggered by soothing auditory and/or visual experiences. Though puzzled regarding the minor biochemical or perhaps neurological mystery underlying tumbling, plummeting, and nosediving libido of mine, nevertheless, I blessedly accept reality, whereby once raging testosterone figuratively analogous to former gushing spigot of hormonal secretion now (yes pun intended) runs bone dry and (contrary to any fallacy), NOT sorely missed! Yours truly (me) surmises absent sex drive linkedin to side effects of one or more of the nine prescription medications taken to offset anxiety, dysthymia, palmar hyperhidrosis (sweaty palms), obsessive compulsive disorder, and restless leg syndrome) subsequently an aspiration arose to arouse at least one unsuspecting reader to experience mental excitement courtesy yours truly (mine) poetic and prosaic foreplay, especially concocting double entendres that titillate Wernicke's area, i.e. a critical language area in the posterior superior temporal lobe connects to Broca's area via a neural pathway. Wernicke's area is primarily involved in the comprehension. Historically, this area associated with language processing, whether it is written or spoken. Unlike setting up blind dates for myself more than half my lifetime ago (with long sought after ambition, expectation, and utilization answering call of the wild read for tactile sensory sensual experience) courtesy, Craigslist, Philadelphia Magazine, Single Book lovers, or other mediums to post or answer personal classified advertisements; nowadays, the quest when responding to friendship requests thru Facebook ala Messenger sofa now couched with intent for platonic familiarity. If/when words masterfully baited usage of English Language without recourse to any rhyme nor reason admittedly, gloriously, and undoubtedly created upsurge of... palpable excitement, though medical experts invariably would most likely challenge if I actually averred (honest to dog) coalition, fusion, integration, et cetera of genitalia between consensual adults in general, and oral intercourse in particular execrated from fervid, lurid, or perfervid fantasies of mine; methinks attaining the big "O" oversaturated, cuz in my paradigm, no erogenous zones need get sated to attain contentment eliciting joie de vivre. An intense passion runs rampant when reading and to a slightly lesser degree writing about pleasurable sensations affecting the mind imbibing heavenly essences helped along, when heightened state of mental acuity brought about thru restful sleep coaxed along with five hour energy drink, or other caffeinated beverage. Exercising on the stationary bicycle (no way to determine distance traversed since I removed odometer and other sundry mechanisms), nevertheless key objective regarding cardiological workout felt cause resistance to push pedals set to highest tension, generates mild euphoria, which approximation of nirvana heightened while concentrating reading out loud hearing thought provoking material.
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