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Support Your Local Po' Whet (Hick) Bummer, i.e. me Freedom from onset of pervasive gloom (attendant with profusely perspiring palms, hut tree men duh us aggravation), would be a dog send to this melon collie bow wow wing *****sapien aging baby boomer. I already attend weekly counseling (no weeknd) in tandem with experiencing alleviation linkedin to severe anxiety, depression, obsessive compulsive disorder. Courtesy of father's litte helpers (Buspirone Hydrochloride Tablets 15 mg twice daily, Clonazepam 0.5mg tablet once daily, Clomipramine 50 mg once daily, Fluoxetine HCL 20 mg once daily, and Fluoxetine HCL 40 mg twice daily), prescription medications considerably diminish disabling severity to function, which afflicted yours truly soon after being borne circa January thirteenth mcmlix. Beset with psychological distress manifested by physiological symptoms nsync with Inxs adrenaline triggering heart palpitations, irritable bowel syndrome, nausea, and vertigo said unrelenting panic attacks considerably less immobilizing prior to readily assenting to rely on synthesized biochemical pharmacologically manufactured as the next best option verses, (no gallows humor pun intended) "magic bullet" triggered by presed firearm. Despite medicare coverage to acquire manufactured selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, as a benefit long since being deemed eligible to receive social security disability, every now and again mine mental health state pitched into abysmal despair, an emotional nadir fraught with greater predilection to inflict permanent self-harm possibly...premature demise. Ah...without cloud crowdsourcing doubt, this mortal man would hanker to plead within his genuine schizoid personality disordered body to become free and clear of life figuratively weighed down with bajillion pound millstone gravely dark shadows synonymous with edge of night prevalent with outer limits of twilight zone. While awaiting (with increasing anticipation), which salvation I can never ketchup with will find me steadfastly, (albeit grudgingly) popping pills. Plus, this holistic hombre resorts to transcendental medication and physical exercise incorporating two (one for each hand) dumbbells. Meantime...an effort to seek succor availed sought out by The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne (waiver place he lives). Hmmm most certain, he would be most accessible upon a Black Sabbath. If not him...this schlepper will trod along the boulevard of broken dreams, yes - most definitely on a greenday. Ever the cautious optimist, aye hopefully stumble across an antiquated lantern pleasantly surprised when (after carefully dusting off accumulated detritus), a garden variety genii unexpectedly appears. She/he, (perhaps after transgender reassignment originally a him/her), would bewitch and spellbind me after asking "wiccan I do for you," and deliver immediate coveted ampoule, essentially a placebo. Peace at last, plus long and fostered relief from agonizing mental torture. Without doubt, a greater probable chance more favorable for this luckless male to win lottery (even just a paltry million dollars), despite steep odds, as opposed feeling akin to Atlas bearing weight of world wide web! Please feel free to toss pennies, nickels, dimes... into virtual Fountain Head.

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