Long Posterior Poems
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Grand Mother Eartha's DreamMy husband and I always enjoy visiting
GrandMother Eartha
on Mother's Day
She often shares
last night's dreams,
which too often follow rather disturbing peak experience themes
Because,
you know,
or maybe not because,
how would I know?
Dreams about Her Straight White AlphaMale trauma
were...
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Categories:
posterior, culture, earth day, health, mothers day, political,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
The Dance of SalomeThe Dance of Salome
Herod bellowed out the night's festive orders..
"Bring the torches, bring the tables..
more wine, that we may rejoice,
for tonight we revel in kindred friendship."
Herod strolled onto the terrace, nearly stumbled in...
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Categories:
posterior, dance, daughter, moon, mother daughter, night, sin,
Form:
Narrative
Defecation accidentally cloggedDefecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
posterior, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
A Stranger In the Soup Kitchen Spills the BeansI have a friend, old and retired, who keeps busy helping the poor. Let's call him Ted because he wants to remain anonymous. Some of his ideas, he says, wouldn’t make many of his neighbors...
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Categories:
posterior, poverty,
Form:
Prose
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First DateSpouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
posterior, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross FableTwice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable
which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.
As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovered common combustible materials
found in the bathroom.
At opportune...
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Categories:
posterior, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, father,
Form:
Rhyme
PainKillers and Immunity
{"Corrupted abandonment issues
swathe me as a probable hazard, and I remain far from sane, I coat over my sentiments and violate the evidence so nonentity would find the remnants of my body,
I am...
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Categories:
posterior, absence, anger, betrayal, dark, death, deep, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Then and NowTo this day, the breath labours on still
Marrow birthing blood same as ever
to keep this battered carriage oiled
The soul wills the flesh to hobble on
and prays the spirit keeps aflame
The game...
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Categories:
posterior, africa, betrayal, culture, endurance, england, journey,
Form:
I do not know?
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song ReduxProlonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
posterior, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Toilet Paper RevolutionDate June 2024
A large group picketed outside
Of the toilet paper factory.
People held picket
Signs marching in a circular line.
The Group chanted:
Revolters deserve better bottom
Paper on this caper! The group
Became bigger...
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Categories:
posterior, anger, history,
Form:
Alliteration
Heterosexual married sexagenarian maleHeterosexual married sexagenarian male...
Aims to trigger cerebral orgasm;
Other terms for said phenomena are
"brain tingles" and "head orgasm."
This sensation is described as a pleasant,
even euphoric, tingling warmth and/or feeling
of relaxation that comes...
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Categories:
posterior, 12th grade, beautiful, drug, feelings, heaven, husband,
Form:
Free verse
Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und DrangPlagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
Ever since a young lad
irritable bowel syndrome
in my humble pinion wracked
lower abdominal area
gurgled and ballooned gastrointestinal tract
(similar to following Colonoscopy preparation
slated for January 24th, 2024
at Phoenixville Hospital)
posterior...
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Categories:
posterior, 9th grade, angst, anxiety, birth, crush, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Stimulus Checkup Visited Mine Local Gastrointestinal EconomyStimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy
Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until effect courtesy amitiza, which
prescription medication
(in short a laxative)
served as amazing grace saving boon.
Once activated - impossible mission
to suppress...
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Categories:
posterior, abuse, betrayal, conflict, dark, depression, discrimination, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Bully Me You, I Exemplified Archetypal ScapegoatBully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat
Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting
(think feeble attempt
impersonating plumber plunging -
unclogging backed up toilet),
flushed with satisfaction,
now...
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Categories:
posterior, anger, angst, anniversary, anti bullying, anxiety, august,
Form:
Rhyme
Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both WaysAbility to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...
between incontinence and constipation
Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea)
and avoid moon efficient cheekiness,
yours truly doth buttress,
a literal warranted pain in...
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Categories:
posterior, 12th grade, adventure, desire, health, imagery, recovery
Form:
Free verse
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted OutInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
posterior, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
NO BE STRANGERSNO BI STRANGERS:
No bi strangers to Our success,
dis na anderson walkingshoes.
i'm part for ya world for strangers,
intensively,our focus are metered,
ova di hilly regions,we keep flopping from discovery,
di discovery na wey concern...
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Categories:
posterior, faith, love,
Form:
Lyric
A Growing Menagerie of Stuffed Animals and Beanie BabiesA (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies
The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though sphincter roaring
could muscle us into ample loot
(after wife explodes open bank vault)
versus ass spire...
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Categories:
posterior, adventure, appreciation, best friend, crazy, family, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
NO MORE STRANGERS TO OURSELVESNO BI STRANGERS TO OURSELVES:
dis na anderson walkingshoes.
i'm part for ya world for strangers,
intensively,our focus are metered,
ova di hilly regions,we keep flopping from discovery,
di discovery na wey concern awa sef realisations,
make's...
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Categories:
posterior, love,
Form:
Lyric
FyiFYI: White House
FROM: Mother Earth
In case you, or anyone you know, is possibly listening,
wanted to mention,
Climate change is a catastrophic NATIONAL,
even international, DISASTER;
a poly-psychopathic source of extreme dissonance.
Anyone who knows our butts
from a BlackHole...
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Categories:
posterior, caregiving, health, history, humanity, humor, usa,
Form:
Political Verse
Ready Aim FireReady...Aim...Fire!
In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a jubilant aire
total mortal Kombat
levels threat of human warhead
bomb dubbed...
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Categories:
posterior, america, anger, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity PolicyAs Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe;
'Twas one of life’s unwanted...
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Categories:
posterior, anger, conflict, culture, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
The Missus Pounded Mine PosteriorThe missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
to vibrate like jelly
Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye could I keep),
hence though exhausted, I share
childlike trait of...
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Categories:
posterior, abuse, anger, blue, fun, humorous, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Beginnings MatterORIGINAL TITLE HAIKU 35
1#
Brewed tea
Wife and myself
Nothing between us
2#
He was metamorphosed
Into a frog
When his wife had left him
3#
I needed
A lonely woman
Thousand years back
4#
She shivered
In yellow sun
Struck by her coyness
5#
God travels
With three suitcases
One for me
6#
I...
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Categories:
posterior, poetry,
Form:
I do not know?
Ella Fells A Fella
Ella peripherals the scene,
instantly onboard. (A ship of fool.)
An onlooker,...
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Categories:
posterior, art,
Form:
Narrative