Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointestinal tract (similar to following Colonoscopy preparation slated for January 24th, 2024 at Phoenixville Hospital) posterior issuing vis a vis borborygmus crooning in tandem and/or subsequent expulsion eliminates fecal waste witnessing sprinting to bathroom, this scribe (against time) and jet propulsion of sphincter muscles' spasmodic desperately raced unpleasant symptom of anxiety/ panic attack twas a stranger to this rhyme stir, who now finds himself barrack cay did, and held hostage, where thoughts about mooning doth not crack a smile, or baring derriere tubby more exact me up - matter of fact no source of laughter, nada one ha intact (despite usual presence of chuckles from this fan of good humor) high jacked for what seems a maternity leave from all mothers tub be thus envision, a bevy of pregnant gals aching with cramps he ving (times square of the hippopotamus) with cervix fully dilated key ping alert, when mother nature ready to pull up all stops (via umbilical cord) to deliver nee, sans bundle of joy, followed in quick succession with after birth re: placental sack, hence said effort to expel newborn the closest scenario experience ill suited to dance afflicting this anxiety prone lovely bones, an all expense paid (seat of the pants) accursed bane of proletariat grants no truce to attend finds me pampered asper this rants. Germane generic geeky guy about one twelfth (knight) enroute to complete lxv luxurious Earth orbits experienced chronic, demonic, physiologically hegemonic... irritable bowel syndrome without shadow of a doubt, yet aforementioned plight the following lines of poetry will not be about problematic posterior plague. After contemplating discomfort linkedin with said medical condition, yours truly realized aftermath of Hurricane Ian concerning those who weathered category storm suffered a fate much worse subsequently, I took a brief hiatus typing lines of impossible to understand questionable verse challenging proclivity of one yawping wordsmith being terse yeah right you probably think crowning glory upon mine nonestablishmentarian literary endeavors hands down majority of anonymous readers would immediately qualify his swiftly tailored prolix harried style unquestionably, obviously, and irreverently imposing expansive vocabulary as perverse, no doubt hurling expletive donned curse at me with every stinging breath they took. The previous writing endeavor attached catchy title at outset intent to brook unspoken protocols analogous to river, which overflows banks swallowing entire metropolitan areas categorized as biblical flood believed to occur once every five hundred year exhibiting impact greater than storied facebook (as personal side note, said creation a markedly popular social media platform) influencing great swaths of populace allowing, enabling, and providing user trademark friendly look, which ineluctably draws innocent naif into webbed wide world, where coders fashioned innocuous virtual pitfalls many a stalwart devout online interoper figuratively snagged courtesy tempting virtual, lock, stock and withal ingenious scandalous tailhook.