Long Lambaste Poems
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Letter To Taeljejohn
uncomfortableness, and hesitation arose that you might reassess a possibility for friendship or.... whatever with me.
A disappointment set in place in the event that based on some facet of my being (inexplicable flaws within this...
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Categories:
lambaste, angel, beauty, devotion, friendship, history, introspection, life,
Form:
Narrative
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
lambaste, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both Ways
Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)...
between incontinence and constipation
Irritable bowel syndrome i.e.
the former excretory bout I address
the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea)
and avoid moon efficient cheekiness,
yours truly doth buttress,
a literal warranted pain in...
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Categories:
lambaste, 12th grade, adventure, desire, health, imagery, recovery
Form:
Free verse
Epigrams Iv
Sex Hex
by Michael R. Burch
Love’s full of cute paradoxes
(and highly acute poxes).
Love
by Michael R. Burch
Love is either wholly folly,
or fully holy.
Nun Fun Undone
by Michael R. Burch
Abbesses'
recesses
are not for excesses!
Here and Hereafter
by Michael R. Burch
Life’s saving...
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Categories:
lambaste, bible, christian, death, funeral, god, grave, religion,
Form:
Epigram
The Last Lambaste
Tim’s resolution surpassed all shadows cast upon him
they had grown longer over time and hell had frozen
Rain had relegated him to a trough of his own making
He sat in a muddy pit once ice thawed...
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Categories:
lambaste, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Epigrams Iii
Speechless at Auschwitz
by Ko Un
loose translation by Michael R. Burch
At Auschwitz
piles of glasses
mountains of shoes ...
returning, we stared out different windows.
Ko Un speaks for all of us, by not knowing what to say about the...
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Categories:
lambaste, humor, literature, philosophy, poems, satire, words, writing,
Form:
Epigram
Ghana Needs Peace
It is the home truth, that only, a twerp and a divvy honors and praises war.
So I think, is time, the nation sends the message of war around to let it reach all.
For war becomes...
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Categories:
lambaste, spoken word,
Form:
Rhyme
Severely Withdrawn As a Doggone Lad
Severely withdrawn as a doggone lad...
I wanted someone to hear me shout for help
as recently recalled
when yours truly a little barking whelp.
After conversing with Amélie Beth
(yesterday February 26th, 2021)
yes, the same sibling diagnosed
with nodule on...
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Categories:
lambaste, age, brother, devotion, feelings, grief, i love
Form:
Rhyme
Lunchtime At the Nursing Home
Hungry for munchies, on his way to the lunchroom,
a rambunctious, persnickety,“fuss-budget”, elderly
jittery, fidgety, geezer, named Cassidy…
whose questionable dexterity, aghast by a massive sneeze,
teeter-tottered precariously.
at the edge of the thingamajig, ...jigging one way, jagging...
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Categories:
lambaste, funny, people, old, old,
Form:
Narrative
Poems About Poets V
Poems about Poets V
Edna St. Vincent Millay Has Her Way with a Vassar Professor
by Michael R. Burch
After a night of hard drinking and spreading her legs,
Millay hits the dorm, where the Vassar don begs:
“Please act...
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Categories:
lambaste, drink, muse, poems, poetry, poets, write, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Web of Platinum
My eyes are platinum, an abyss
They reflect the midday sky, a blue relic
I blink back molten metal tears
These garments are loose bleeding petals
They hang like rolls of skin, peeling and shedding
Billowing and sagging a Gothic...
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Categories:
lambaste, imaginationblue, universe,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Time and Tide Will Not Wait
Time ticked until the stroke of ten
before descending its wrath on men
And at that hour it escaped its cage
Pendulum chiming with total rage
Humans are in chaos as they await
time to restart. In its...
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Categories:
lambaste, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Leading Light
Written: June 22, 2024
...
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Categories:
lambaste, light, love,
Form:
Free verse
Lindsay Lohan - Part Two
She exudes the struggle of acquiring autonomy from her “faux mother” charmingly characterized. dramatized, and energized by Jamie Lee Curtis. The ladder reputable, suitable and quantifiable role as Doctor Tess Coleman transfixed at the...
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Categories:
lambaste, absence, addiction, appreciation, beauty, career, celebrity, crazy,
Form:
Narrative
One Donut To Sit Upon
One donut, to sit upon,
surround the abdomen,
to sweeten the A1c; see
...
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Categories:
lambaste, food,
Form:
Shape
Terrible Trump Or Trump the Crook
Terrible Trump or Trump the Crook
Answers to questions asked were a contrast
Which we always would like to lambaste
Reasons for answers we presented in disguise
Knowing they had been to each other's surprise.
Found it exceptionally, extremely hard...
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Categories:
lambaste, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Your anonymous blog
Your anonymous blog
To my face you are kindness itself:
cheerful, always upbeat,
but in your anonymous blog
you rip me apart.
You press your thumb and forefinger on each side,
hold, pull and rend,
and rupture my very innards.
You focus on...
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Categories:
lambaste, anxiety, bullying, conflict, hate, love, pride, relationship,
Form:
Free verse
Fractured English
Your list of words is *dubious,
so many came from slang.
I fear my up-tight mama
would forbid the whole shebang.
*Affaire de coeur is French of course
and we may only borrow.
I also know what’s slang today
could be correct...
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Categories:
lambaste, funny, words,
Form:
Light Verse
Delayed Rejection
I didn’t aim to seem
So heartlessly so mean
But you have to try and understand
That when you’ve been hurt so often by a man
You find it hard to sit and trust
That something could be more...
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Categories:
lambaste, angst, hope, lost love, love, me,
Form:
Lyric
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem
I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This poem may turn out silly-sally
Or even a bit dillydally
In hindsight...
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Categories:
lambaste, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
There Is No Time Like the Present
There is no time like the present
The only time you can embrace
moments lived in absolute grace
There is no time like the present,
Not be wasted in discontent and lament.
With alpine mountains saluting you,
vibrant seasons and...
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Categories:
lambaste, beauty,
Form:
Rhyme
Unsagacious
Moody's in the mood to short sell
Congress's word to someday pay
sounds harsh but might be as well
political kids spoilin' just to play
forget the lunch, can't break-the-fast
for some, free is freedom to turn away
ignore basic facts,...
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Categories:
lambaste, confusion, loss, political
Form:
Quatrain
Stephanus Marcus 19
Stephanus Marcus Book 1
Canto 4
Verses 6 and 7
In saddle he attacks Sir Sinefred's shield
and smites with mace red buckler giving baste.
Duke Morley reins his steed from fight to yield
to Marcus; Leopard strikes again in haste
and...
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Categories:
lambaste, england,
Form:
Rhyme
On Etiquette
Here is a poem on etiquette, about which
I barely know the subject from the predicate
It seems to me that etiquette's all stuffy
It's for royalty's ilk, haughty and puffy
Who the...
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Categories:
lambaste, culture, london, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Rehearsal of Fatale La Femme
The tempest kiss of seaweed miss.
Her temper heard ~ his heart stirred.
His ship astern and fast.
The siren’s scorn lambaste;
Blind youth’s reality is blurred.
The satin hair of...
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Categories:
lambaste, dark, fear, sea,
Form:
Rhyme