A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem I think that you might never see A poem as weird as this might be For I’ll use luscious words That otherwise might sound absurd This poem may turn out silly-sally Or even a bit dillydally In hindsight this whole kit and caboodle May come across as dipsy-doodle I’ll find a rhyme for titillated That’s quintessentially outdated I might include a foxy lady But not written like my friend Slim Shady So there won’t be some randy blowhard Gender-bender sleaze-ball retard No hooligan with gizmo manikin No easy rider glissade shenanigan No penny pincher prude nitpicker And of course no cowboy old ****-kicker And I would be recalcitrant If I were to use this poem to rant Though I know at times I vacillate I shan’t lambaste this tete-a-tete I haven’t worked in balderdash Bloke or codger or mish-mash No Tallulah, no Colleen No rambunctious Charlie Sheen And there’s no dubious diddlysquat But that’s abso-bloody–lutely all I’ve got Mdailey 3/30/12