Fractured English

Your list of words is *dubious,
so many came from slang.
I fear my up-tight mama
would forbid the whole shebang.
*Affaire de coeur is French of course
and we may only borrow.
I also know what’s slang today
could be correct tomorrow.
If I write an Irish poem,
I might use the word *Colleen.
Throwing it in just willy-nillly
would seem a bit obscene.
*Ethereal, is my favorite
and lies easy on mind.
*Fuzzled? I think you made that up.
It is not there to find.
*Interstitial? Show me a sentence
where that one could be used. 
The *quintessential meaning
of this poem, is that to me,
not every word is equal, 
some should be used sparingly.
Don’t think that I *lambaste you,
this is written quite in fun,
just as the list you gave us,
when all is said and done.
*Hither and yon is old English
and out of vogue today.
*Rambunctious, *vacillate, *usurp and *titillate 
are in the dictionary
and are good words to be added
to a poet’s vocabulary.
On most of the others
I will simply have to pass.
I would have failed the course for using them
in my English teacher’s class.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Arowolo Avatar
April 3, 2012 at 1:17 AM
Excellent write,Joyce.I admire your skill and presentation.very entertaining and educative.exquisite and enjoyable,kudos to you.. CONGRATULATIONS!You deserved this win.,.
Sweetheart Avatar
April 2, 2012 at 8:39 PM
congrats Joyce on a glorious write and win for this theme contest .. always so excellent luv..
Onclaud Avatar
April 2, 2012 at 11:10 AM
i am just as baffled too, joyce.. a refreshing write!.... congrats on your dazzling win! :) huggs
Brown Avatar
April 2, 2012 at 8:14 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest "For Love Of Language" Joyce. Love, Carol
Guzzi Avatar
March 20, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Ah yes you made it so funny Joyce! Now I don't want folks to copy you! YOU I know ..know many more words and than I and I am not a bit concerned over your vocabulary shrinking! Your a perfect teach! Light & Love
Andresen Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 2:18 PM
You are brilliant Joyce, luck to you in contest. - oxox Anne-Lise
Yamin Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 1:04 PM
An amazing poem, Joyce. I am simply charmed. You have surely passed in your English Teacher's Class. -Mohammad
Guzzi Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Lovely romp through the list Joyce gave me a chuckle! BIG hugs Light & Love
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March 18, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this wonderful, witty piece by you, Joyce. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Kim
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