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Worming the Cat and Dog
Once again it’s Saturday; the day when footy reigns supreme.
The Dogs are up against the Cats, the premier favoured team,
but I’ve got no doubts the mighty Dogs will surely cope with that.
I couldn’t think of...

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Categories: cantankerous, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Harvey Lee Kaneeble - Both Audio and Text
The oldest man I’ve ever known was Harvey Lee Kaneeble. And at the age of 
one-o-six…(in nineteen forty-five)… 
Some of those who really got around had speculated - Harvey might have actually been the oldest...

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Categories: cantankerous, faith, prayer,
Form: Verse
Be Human For a Day
The World has been playing a game
Oh what a shame
The world has been playing a game
This is insane
Leaders come and leaders go
Leaving me to continue the show
Leaders come and leaders go
Repeating the show of long...

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Categories: cantankerous, america, business, character, corruption, crush, desire, environment,
Form: Free verse
Contend With Me
Contend with me while you can 
Contend with me and I will deliver the master plan
Contend with me and I will make you smile
We have been through worse than this
And we have always rise up...

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Categories: cantankerous, anti bullying, betrayal, birth, celebration, destiny, earth,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member En-Trumped
En-trumped

There are many en-tities. Narrative psychologist speak of living and telling 
a story. Our lives should be as we en-live them and en-story them. We tell 
our tale as we see it, at the moment...

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Categories: cantankerous, horror,
Form: Narrative



The Malignant Ulcer
I see this ulcer
Mind boggling in perception
Body arresting in phenomena
Of diverse shapes and designs
Magnificently wrought together
In one whiff of putrid scent
It is of an exotic nature
Magnanimously growing out of context
Thus ticking with apocalyptic dimensions ...

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Categories: cantankerous, integrity, leadership, metaphor, people,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member The Lay of the Best Man - Part 2
The Lay of The Best Man - Part Two


I will not understate my distaste, but I do not hate. I rate hate as being irate
Shall I underrate the spate of your hate as you devastate;...

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Categories: cantankerous, humanity, men,
Form: Lay
Unsettling Feeling
I just can’t get over this unsettling feeling
 That has my spirit reeling
I just cannot get over this unsettling feeling
That keeps me yearning
If someone had hit me with a stone
Then I would have taken the...

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Categories: cantankerous, betrayal, community, conflict, divorce, emotions, endurance, feelings,
Form: Narrative
Urgent Message To Send Mephistophelian Madman Back To Stone Age
Though I wrote no book 
attention summoned to look 
at following--->>>

Urgent message – to send Mephistophelian madman back to stone age

predicated upon past and present, I gauge
will offer ogre golden opportunity 
to rewrite anarchistic playbook...

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Categories: cantankerous, abuse, america, bullying, conflict, dark, depression, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Never Say Never
There are moments when troubles enter our life’s
And we can do nothing to avoid them
But the one's we can
They look convoluted unless we demystify
But we think they are byzantine
As we think the mysteries in them...

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Categories: cantankerous, encouraging,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Lifeboat Adrift At Sea
Part 2

The passengers were a well-heeled lot who
    Had no experience to the rigors at sea.
And their disillusionment grew... on seeing the crew
    Entirely encrusted with earwigs and fleas.

But...

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Categories: cantankerous, adventure, allegory, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Cracked the Cream Cheese Through Your Whine
I Cracked The Cream Cheese Through Your Whine

Wining And Dining    we savoured together and we still share five beautiful children sweet 
          ...

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Categories: cantankerous, addiction,
Form: Free verse
Two Fireflys and a White Moth
Something prolific pulled me from my bed
It dragged me through the battered door  
and land me on the main road
I wasn't dreaming or sleep walking
I wasn't having an outer body experience
I was literally walking...

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Categories: cantankerous, angel, blessing, confidence, courage, dark, freedom, independence
Form: Narrative
Elasticated Red Cabbage
“Everybody duck, everybody run, and everybody hide. Quickly now. Hurry. IT is happening now. All run run run” In haste the message spoke. Radiating booming voice from the tissue box placed in the middle of...

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Categories: cantankerous, analogy, animal,
Form: I do not know?
About An Hour
I wander a mile along the darkened track 
trying to escape the tired night from breaking my back
a day that has already absorb a lot of anxiety
was ready to face the giant and filter this...

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Categories: cantankerous, adventure, angel, beauty, birth, dream, happiness, house,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
My History - Mi Historia
A torment of pain transcended the eons of my ethnicity, engraving on the white pyramids of Chichen-Itza my life. Walking the pebbled courtyards and confronting the descendants of my own slaughtered and sacrificed families these...

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Categories: cantankerous, confusion, history, sorrow,
Form: Prose
To My Love Part 5 Tbc
As the odyssey in the skiff continued a more sentient being begun to appear,
At times feeling as a eunuch who was unable to change anything,
In zenith of toxicity as miasma on a cold misty morning.
What...

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Categories: cantankerous, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Diary of Lord Kellington (18) Finale.....?
I am a pandora's box.

Let loose upon an unsuspecting society.
Once my night life begins,
complications arise.

Let me pen an example.
Keep in mind, it was not my fault.
well, not entirely.

I awoke in my usual good humor. ...

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Categories: cantankerous, funnynight, time, halloween, may, night, time,
Form: Narrative
Are Ya Lishning To Me
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After two Pints of Guinness an old uncle of mine in the West of Ireland would 
become very cantankerous. When he went into a bar he would smile falsely to 
pretend he was not cantankerous...

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© Ian Foley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cantankerous, funnyme, me, sick,
Form: I do not know?
The Devil Has No Horns
In Simple words
The devil has no horns
She wears smaug balm, Oh, Lord of the Rings 
She sleeps in El Dorado Street, the Hotels of Svengali
She lives on Babbit lane, and reads Currer Bell
She loves Billy...

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Categories: cantankerous, analogy, , western,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member No
Most of the girls (Anna, Sophy, Sunny, Bili, Leong and Lisa) are in the kitchen eating breakfast. “Where’s Anais?” Sunny asks, spooning some eggs onto her plate and taking 4 strips of bacon.

“She’s out by...

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Categories: cantankerous, boyfriend, conflict, friendship, social, summer, teen, vacation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wake Asia Wake - Part One - 8
Wake not to feel that all is maya  all futile all cyclic dust
           even if it were so the pain lingers   pain...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cantankerous, inspirational, day, pain, day,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Venomous Snake
See it curled up on the golden chair scratching its conniving beard, piecing together a sordid plan of how to rob the destitute people on the land. 

The streets are bare and empty and the...

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Categories: cantankerous, appreciation, business, community, dedication, discrimination, emotions, strength,
Form: Narrative
Get, Set, Go
Boss is always right! Yes, we do keep this in mind.  But when we fight, we are always right! And that is the moment we need perfect words to impress and to win …no,...

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Categories: cantankerous, fun,
Form: Free verse
Rhythm
September has come and gone leaving a trail of damage behind it, the weather created havoc, the guns create sorrows and the knife took many innocent lives away. 

It was hard to stop the steal...

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Categories: cantankerous, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, business, celebration, change, culture,
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things