O' the poor bitter tedious (TDS) late night host
wasn’t very funny or clever and now he’s toast.
“Yep, it’s all Trump’s fault
I got canned in the vault
and lecturing you all is what I’ll miss the most”.
“Sure my show lost forty million dollars a year
and had 200 staff and expensive suits to wear”.
Well, if you like hateful drivel
you’ll have to watch Kimmel
but pretty soon that crybaby won’t be there!
“If only I stuck to fun and wit like Lettermen
or wasn’t so full of sh*t more like Fettermen”.
But lefty elites know best
and people like me detest
but it’s time to make comedy great again!
The ratings were on life support and the programs
fodder for dumb sheep and their screaming lambs.
The same old sh*t and spite
killed the host of late night
but ain’t it great to hear the silence of the hams!
~~~~
Well, Colbert - have the lambs stopped screaming?
You still wake up sometimes, don't you?
You wake up in the dark and hear Trump
and the screaming of the lambs!
Written: 23 May 2026
Laugh out loud: a good belly blast is good for the soul.
Lots of love: spreading it is graceful and fulfilling.
Lots of laughs: The more, the merrier.
Losers of Lazarus: Most of us but not me or you.
Luckiest of luck: Certainly, I wish this for everyone.
Luscious over luster: You really shine, baby.
Laidback over lackadaisical: I really do care.
Lots of lollipops: why not, I like lollipops.
Land of lambda: The 11th homie.
Look over lacuna: Look between the lines.
Did I miss any?
Lol
The west may be attacked in four years a German military
Officer advises.' This after forty years of enc-roaching
N a t o by extra-sizing..And three years into the war by proxy..? My they're patient.!!! What could be hiding? Its
Much like convid maybe? Bio un logical war.' Direct by
W h o.? Now by this officer just be warned.)
Good luck, if you are searching for love on line
Love cannot be brought or sold, real love is found
Haphazardly. There is no pattern, no real bound
No formula, no history, no cup and no special line.
On the internet, one can find countless problems
And hazards. Love can be like a dream, an illusion
Few are blessed and lucky to find exceptional gems
Sparkling on the busy boulevard or on the horizon.
Love, on line, ain’t love. Puppy love is for amateurs
Romeo would have never gone on line searching for
Juliet. Old time lovers used to write romantic letters.
We know that it’s another time. There are beasts that roar
Even when they’re happy. Searching for love on the internet
Is like playing Russian roulette. This is a warning not a bet.
Copyright © January 2020, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several poetry collections.
It seems the English language
is going out of style.
Instead we use the alphabet
It’s quicker by a mile.
BYOB we’re asked
when RSVeePing to a friend
whose party, FYI, will show
the newest clothing trends.
The EMTs will come to call
if you have a TIA.
For simple aches and pains
take an NSAID right away
The EPA’s the one in charge
of environmental strife.
The NRDC’s the one to call
for protection of wildlife.
The DOJ’s domain is law.
At least it used to be
before the present POTUS.
Now I guess it’s TBD.
If you’ve AC1 or IBS
or BPS or HBP
or tear your ACL
better get to your MD
Wrote this poem just 4 u -
ur my BFF - and so
I’ll close with LOL
these FAQs u need to know.
Rabbit Hole
I woke one morning
Everyone’s gone
We fell in that rabbit hole
In what we call phones
Gone is the laughter
It’s all lol
It’s not really funny
Not even giggles
Hello, Is that you
Or phisherman
You say you want
To be friends again
I miss the connections
That ring a ding a ling
Saying hello
With our voices again
I don’t want lyrics
I’d rather hear song
Volley’s of voices
Of words strung along
I woke this morning
Missing my friends
I’ll send you my feelings
In emoji sad grins
Bill MacEachern December 11, 2023
You have got a lot of audacity !
Are you serious right now?!
Red?!
I know one color who has a high opinion of itself !
Hussy
I faced this man with whom I had an affinity
This is what I found him express with authority.
You’re handsome, and absolutely adorable
Face emits intelligent sparks of smile stable.
You’re rational, but at times tangentially crank
Your body has an ego-centric language frank.
Your charisma and eclectic elan espouse cheers
The eyes encase rosy dreams, and at times tears.
You’re caring and glow with gregarious grace
If you’re to run to get her, you’ll win the race.
Enormously elated, I looked close, and lol to see
In the mirror this known man standing before me.
O stop not laughing out aloud,
In awkward times spill-over proud.
Fate is no date to fret,
Nor is lent to regret,
So, laugh aloud, forget the crowd.
_________________________________
Reflections |01.05.2023| humour
In the cave Hearing an echo,
Calling my name name name,
Let go go go….
It’s hard because I’m forever engraved,
I lack empathy, so I can’t feel your pain.
After life, my soul remains endless
I want my eulogy about what death brings.
Full of life no emptiness,
Evil surrounds everybody.
I can’t stand it
My daughter is a princess, enchanted.
Reincarnated as an eagle soaring up,
Life after death is euphoria.
Sain garebon ka basti
Atta mhnga phdi sasti..
Sophisticated, debonair, dashin'
Epitome of ultra-cool passion
They called him Tricky Dick
Thought himself mighty slick
Slipped on her runway ~ came to... spent, ashen
On a snow covered beach in the middle of Summer
Basking in the gloominess of a dark so much glummer
There lived a cow who the cowboy rode so proudly
As he rode past the horse the farmer was milking loudly
Everywhere he rode, leaves were falling from a blue sky
While the joy of Christmas fell upon the fourth of July
We celebrated the holiday with a hot cup of cocoa
And left gifts around the American flag, a little loco
On a snow covered beach in the middle of July
There came the sound of Silent Night’s sigh
Drifting on the air as dazzling fireworks would deny
Today was the day for even reindeer to belie
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July 4th 2021 (LOL)
Represent it cause you’re in it,
don’t you love the way life lies?
Deep in the despair, rise in originality,
there dwells loneliness, it's embellished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPm_HQfwSc&t=1s
always averages seventy lies a day
insults and threatens people
believes only money is power
spoiled with $100million by age nineteen
bought his education, wife, life, and friends
believes his donations mean he owns the republican party
and thinks that money bought him the white house
threatened marshal law if elections results are not overturned
all this and more in open courts
a president and senators acting like the law does not apply to them
what the hell do these people do behind closed doors
look how brazen these con artists are out in the open
stan sand
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