Best Lol Poems

YES DEAR!

I have here an old solution
For conflict resolution
Not to mention domestic pollution 
I say 'Yes Dear!'

When the situation is tense
With a subject like pounds and pence
To avoid sitting on the fence
I say 'Yes Dear!'

Though I sometimes feel sure I'm right
And would argue my point...

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There was a lumberjack from Borehamwood 
A chainsaw mishap took off his manhood
His Love life now a mess 
And it caused him great stress
So he made himself one out of some wood .  
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A funny thing happened on the way to the john,
I rounded a bend and there sat my young son
Who whined and fussed to be picked up and nursed
So I had to oblige though I quietly cursed.

I continued my quest for some bladder relief
Whilst feeding my...

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"Billy, it's time! Get up for school!
Your drawing project's due today.
You know about your teacher's rule;
she must have it without delay."

"But, mom, my arm is hurting bad!
There is no way that I can go.
I must stay home, though I am sad...
I'm really hurting, don't you...

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I love to make a comment 
as everyone knows well
Some are good and some are bad
but who can really tell
I may or not,  be that honest
a position I can sell
by simply adding to a post
The letters "LOL...

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I've been released and free to roam.
You are so wrong, I'm not alone.
I'm glad you read, all that I write.
You mock my work, that's not real bright.

Not very original, your words they lack.
Once again, you're on my back.
Hypocrisy here at it's best.
Your game is weak,...

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(This is a Blog)
          How about a little humor, for we as human beings need it. For it is recorded, that
even God himself winks at this type of ignorance! For we are suffering from our own...

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Lol she replied to my joke that went over well
I paused in reflection thoughts of what the hell
LOl? Really lol instead of a giggle or laugh
My inner a--hole surfaced on English’s behalf
Why would you say that in a conversation I said
You’re killing English which is...

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kissing my bare feet ~ like a receding wave you tease me



Flirt with me Contest ~
Sponsored by Bobby May
         Placed 1st

© 25th August 2020...

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Oh, funny night owl; I relate
to you. I also stay up late!
My eyes, like yours, are mellow green
and staring too, but at a screen.

I stare at E-mails and TV
until I know that finally
I must retire myself to bed
and rest my weary night owl head.

I feel...

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MOTHER-IN-LAW:

WOMAN HITLER...

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I want to write a funny poem, one without meaning
So that everytime you read it, your going to start peeing 

It will make you laugh
think of Giraffes

Possibly fart 
and eat a pop-tart

Who knows maybe you will cry
only because its so dumb it's funny but you...

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Daisy was a bossy cow
How she loved to rule the herd
The other cows detested her
Yet they dared not moo a word

Daisy would moo and moo all day
Whilst the other cows chewed the cud
She gave her loud opinions
Whilst the other cows landed the stud

One day Daisy...

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scientists say men come from apes we think
but the bible tells us there is no link

scientist say i'll stick to theory
but what they dont know is God's true fury

hypothesis, experiment an educated guess
if they just read the bible there wouldnt be all this mess 

theory...

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I am inspired by a contest theme to write a poem
The muse becomes a secondary thing.
Even if the muse is inspired, 
and I try to scribe something 
on a theme of my choice,
the contest themes overrules my mind. 
As a result, my mind tries to...

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