LOL

It seems the English language
is going out of style.
Instead we use the alphabet
It’s quicker by a mile.

BYOB we’re asked
when RSVeePing to a friend
whose party, FYI, will show
the newest clothing trends.

The EMTs will come to call
if you have a TIA.
For simple aches and pains 
take an NSAID right away

The EPA’s the one in charge
of environmental strife.
The NRDC’s the one to call
for protection of wildlife.

The DOJ’s domain is law.
At least it used to be
before the present POTUS.
Now I guess it’s TBD.

If you’ve AC1 or IBS
or BPS or HBP
or tear your ACL
better get to your MD

Wrote this poem just 4 u -
ur my BFF - and so
I’ll close with LOL
these FAQs u need to know.

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