Lax Poems - Poems about Lax

My wife says, 'Relax' My son says, 'Chillax' My daughter tells me, 'Smilax' I nod ~ downing Ex-Lax...

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Anti-Poem – “Prom Night At LAX 1973” (Poet’s Instruction: Before reading this anti-poem, kindly go to YouTube and play Muzak: “Stimulus Progression.” Music can also be heard at my Facebook page under Stark Hunter. If possible, kindly play it in the background as you read.) nine flags cologne boy gunning a green ’71 ford torino lapping up black...

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A sudden decision to hate Max Who sent his bills like a tax, Although, I’d wired him a fax About a song I must first wax. A reason to twist and turn And out wardly burn, Letting prejudice be born And a relationship torn: My defense; an easy-going creditor Can bide with a lazing debtor After I’d begun to hate Max My face became supremely Lax As...

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Something called "Ex-Lax", a popular laxative, looked like chocolate. Remedy sold in drug stores for irregularity. inspired by another member's poem ...

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Ex-lax if you please Helps me tolerate old age I try not to sneeze...

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I once was a little bit lax, Failing to pay my income tax. There is no need to guess, I then faced the IRS; Was sent to prison to relax....

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LAX- luxury, access excess, go put on your Prada dress, risk it all for the Hollywood game, another night, don’t remember his name, just another wannabe to join the climb, for your name up in the Hollywood, lights. Don’t recognize the reflection in the mirrors, the cracks and lines are becoming clearer, the long days, and...

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I want some chicken to chew on I wanna eat it until its all gone I want to slather it in turbo lax And cover it in tic tacs I love the chicken's neck My parents always say "what the heck?" But i don't care Finding a grilled chicken neck is very rare I'd kill somebody if they try to steel my chicken...

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