Turbo Lax Chicken

I want some chicken to chew on
I wanna eat it until its all gone
I want to slather it in turbo lax
And cover it in tic tacs
I love the chicken's neck
My parents always say "what the heck?"
But i don't care
Finding a grilled chicken neck is very rare
I'd kill somebody if they try to steel my chicken neck, but who would dare?
I eat it so fast i'm like the hear in tortoise and the hare
So when i see a chicken it better run
Because what i'm going to do to it isn't going to be very fun!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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May 21, 2016 at 8:44 AM
Your poem was awesome, creative and unique..Thank you for entering my Preterition Contest..I am sorry for being so long in congratulating you but things have been happening here that I could not control..Congratulations on your placement..Sara ..I got a chuckle at this one...
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