Charles Messina Poet Rhyme

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Ridiculous Comparisons Contest- sponsored by Miranda Hawley

Windshield-Wiper Fluid And Ex-Lax

I bought some windshield-wiper fluid 
And some Ex-Lax for my bowels 
I had no toilet paper 
But I did have paper towels 
I wiped the windshield-wiper fluid 
On my windshield made of glass 
And I wiped the paper towels 
On my stinky little ....

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Miranda Hawley August 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM This was my favorite entry, just hands down my favorite. Congratulations on your high win in my contest. Charles Messina August 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM Aww...thank you so much for my awesome placement, Miranda. Glad you enjoyed it... Charlie

Kim Rodrigues August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM LOL! Congrats, you scoundrel. Charles Messina August 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM Thanks, Kim :) (lol)

Terry Miller August 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM very ass-tute, congratulations Charles Messina August 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM LOL- Thanks, Terry

Tania Kitchin June 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM Charlie, this made me laugh, love your humor. Charles Messina June 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM Aww... thanks so much, Tania :)

Jan Allison June 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM hahahahahah:-)this is 'hilariarse' Charles! hugs Jan xx Charles Messina June 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM LOL...Thanks, Jan. Hugs xx