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Ex Lax If You Please

Ex-lax if you please
Helps me tolerate old age
I try not to sneeze

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Kelli White

September 10, 2020 at 6:06 AM

Lol. With a bit of depends! Try Metamucil a little bit milder and u can use it everyday. :) kelli

Caren Krutsinger

September 10, 2020 at 10:57 AM

I have tried Metamucil. It does not work for me.

Andrea Dietrich

September 8, 2020 at 6:10 PM

I'm thankful I do not need THAT. I have enough problems NOT using it. hahaha

Caren Krutsinger

September 9, 2020 at 5:04 AM

I knew this one might appeal to a few people, but Andrea, I am shocked it drew you in. Snicker. Snicker.

Gershon Wolf

September 8, 2020 at 1:52 PM

Take ex-lax and relax.... No, no: Don't sneeze!!!! Ha, ha! Two thumbs up, Caren. :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

September 9, 2020 at 5:05 AM

Thank you my friend. Thank you!

Jan Allison

September 8, 2020 at 9:15 AM

Ha ha ha and you need tena ladies if you do cough, sneeze or giggle lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

September 8, 2020 at 9:57 AM

I was hoping the title might draw you in.....and loosen you up. Ha! (I just added that last part for another smile).

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