Latrine Poems - Poems about Latrine

... Peanut butter, Jack’s favorite cuisine ‘Til he ate a sandwich that turned him green Jack overlooked one thing That gave his sandwich ‘zing’ Pea was spelled ‘Pee’ ~ smel......Read the rest...

... Every day, same routine out of bed, in the latrine Cup'a'joe, out the door I go Work's a bad trip, but I owe Phony-smile time: 'How was your weekend' ('Still datin......Read the rest...

...Yesterday my drain was clogged Woe was me my brain was fogged No toilet, sink or washing machine Whole house smelled like a latrine But a bottle of black did the trick 24 hours the drain was sli......Read the rest...

...It wasn't all that long ago when a hole in the ground was where people would go. Many grew sick from lack of hygiene so some one invented the pit latrine. This greatly prevented the spread of disea......Read the rest...

...Don't dare joke with their doctrine Nor raise it in a latrine Like had tried Goofing Kathrine Now melted like margarine! Their Doctrine not in bathrooms: Bathtubs never living rooms; Their ca......Read the rest...

...Once rolling waves of azure washed ashore and cerulean curls colored the sky; subservient to time and nothing more. The tides ebbed and flowed, neither fast nor slow, stealthily slippin......Read the rest...

...I know about uncompleted building A Terrible lot it could start wielding: Perhaps, not in Far-Away Siberia But, quote me, here in Lord God’s Nigeria! A Receiving Camp for Smokers of Weed, The ......Read the rest...

...“Are you ready, DynDoeth,” the half elf asked? “As ready as I can be,” was his response. “It is in your hands now.” They walked across the vestibule and started to enter the Great Eating Hall,......Read the rest...

...That old wooden box that we nailed to a plank The pram in the ditch that required a good yank All that we needed was front and back wheels We wouldn’t need brakes for we had rubber heels The fr......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...he was making so much turbulence that he needed windbreaker trousers his farting more than gas from cheeks but a fluid blown attack on decency and common sense in torrential times fu......Read the rest...

...This is the story of mad Molly Shaw She might be mad now but she wasn’t before she came home to find her man dead on the floor She lay down her bible and let out a roar She walked into town wi......Read the rest...

...The Volunteer by Bob Moore (c) 2019 A volunteer is worth, a thousand conscripts so they say I would never volunteer, if I had my own way but when the sergeant says, two volunt......Read the rest...

...She was like a big doll, he thought, As he watched her standing stoically So prominent in the window display. A window shopper looked in. So attractive, he thought. Suddenly all reminiscent id......Read the rest...

...Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version). KP You’re a monster, Donny Dump. Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown. To no end, I could deride you, are no depths you didn’t fall to,......Read the rest...