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Latrine Poems - Poems about Latrine

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Premium Member Too Cold Too Old
... drop cup. Make more; long chore. Coffee? Maybe. Decaf? I laugh! Make strong; like mom. Caffeine. latrine! Hyped up; fifth cup. Been told, too old. Oh, Well; my tale. Thing is, got fizz! Live now o......Read More
Categories: latrine, humor,
Form: Footle



Premium Member You're a Monster, Donny Dump
...ose of mean. Papered the walls with demean and a giant slice of spleen. Treated the halls of power like a carpeted latrine Donny Duuuump An 8-hour steel-wool scrubbing with Pine-Sol, bleach, and borax mixed with Comet, Ajax, turpe......Read More
Categories: latrine, america, celebrity, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
PASTRY CHEF
...The pastry chef made some cuisine Then he went to use the latrine He played in his pants Which was covered with ants Then fell into the mixing machine......Read More
Categories: latrine, happy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
THE CHEF
...The pastry chef made some cuisine Then he had to use the latrine He played in his pants He wanted a chance Then fell into the mixing machine......Read More
Categories: latrine, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Unappreciated blessings
...estions were asked to know the truth of this new doctrine Religious fanatics should be wiped off and flushed into the latrine Soon truth will prevail and lies will be in the past Trumpets will sound and wickedness will not last Umbrell......Read More
Categories: latrine, blessing,
Form: Abecedarian



Premium Member Need The Latrine
... Trying to get back to some kind of routine My body's all aching and I need the latrine System's all screwed Don't want to be crude But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine ......Read More
Categories: latrine, funny,
Form: Limerick
Whether Forecast
...fate in the stars Whilst others tempt fate behind bars So there is a place For those lacking grace: The White House Latrine for Failed Czars......Read More
Categories: latrine, fate,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Inside
...hen reading every book before you put it back Not to mention rather tongue in cheek that I have loo rolls and my own latrine All I have to do is stay at home and write my poems during the virus' attack Duress of incarceration wit......Read More
Categories: latrine, character,
Form: Rhyme
Ode to a toilet on a mountaintop
...d of sun Of epic landscape and of sweet cuisine But scarecely had my lone ascent begun Than woke a silent urge for a latrine Too long must I have lingered at the wide And bounteous smorgasbord in the hotel Time came for that account......Read More
Categories: latrine, adventure, anxiety, beautiful, emotions,
Form: Ode
Premium Member My Amazing Week on the Farm
...ly howl Plus hosts of other nocturnal beasties surely on the prowl Turning on the flashlight I made a beeline for the latrine The visual and odors did not make an inviting scene. Just like other things in life, subsequent "breaks" wer......Read More
Categories: latrine, animal, cat, dog, farm,
Form: Pastoral
Premium Member Now We're Talking
...e young mind into artificial environments of dull Here's to mandatory nature walks, tent-pitching, berry-picking Latrine digging, campfires, marshmallow roasts and ghost stories And not to neglect timepiece, transistor radio, long......Read More
Categories: latrine, class, education, fun, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Nick The Explorer
...An explorer called Nicholas Bean Used a jungle path for a latrine He started to pee Got stung by a bee His poor wotsit swelled up with gangrene. The natives said you need a......Read More
Categories: latrine, humor,
Form: Limerick
While Walloping Waking Whale
...ing waking whale withstood whipping winning warship which we were washing Is this a lantern or a latrine? Jim Horn Someone enter it into contest for me.......Read More
Categories: latrine, allegory, analogy,
Form: Lanterne
Premium Member Waves Of Azure
...pain. A vast reservoir of aquamarine the Sea’s the heart and soul of our planet, and yet...Man’s turned Her into a latrine. Fouled by centuries of raw pollution She’s filthy, no longer clean and pristine and we lack any long term ......Read More
Categories: latrine, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
DARK SPOT LOVE
...d, stool oxide he took in, He focused the bogus, outright he focalized The brain slay chanted, bench-marking the went latrine Ignoring the sweet fit, enjoyable and forth wrath To Nemwel John be Rachael, real and beautiful The handso......Read More
Categories: latrine, betrayal, confusion, emotions, mystery,
Form: Free verse

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