Lab Poems - Poems about Lab

In bed Don loves wearing his gold Where billionaire's come to the fold They need not hold loins But just buy Trump coins While we work till we're dead and old Trump’s deals concern what he can break It’s how this Don hauls in his take The rich on him spend As they must depend On what they’ve kissed his ass to...

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With women he likes to cavort And conquering them is just sport Since Trump likes to rape Girls might not escape And everyone else he’ll deport...

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Dr. McKay, with her science so keen, Said, "This Cain's gone quite off of the scene!" With tests and with sighs, She'd roll her bright eyes, Then tripped on a lab coat, a comical queen. ©bfa032125 (Elisabeth Shue in Hollow Man) ...

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The day, the soil lab took care of him, and I sighed Categorical exclusion, You were there, but almost Nye! My outspoken, my hidden, my own darker trace My grace, rancid disgrace, my song and my own mess Did I ever tell you? I loved you with all my heart, I loved you all! I had no desire, there, my...

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Some men came and rang my doorbell They barked To your pen say farewell! Since you dared insult Our Trump lover's cult It gets ten to life in a cell...

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It hurts, most days to think myself broken and weird It hurt to be told I needed to be fixed To be analyzed as a mouse in a science experiment Something is wrong With you What a shame Shame Shame Shame on you Don't you feel any shame? Call it nature, to be curious The studied call it torture Do you...

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Don is the ultimate user His deals seal you as a loser When Trump holds the cards The lives now in shards Bear witness he’s an abuser The Don has a trick to reveal He’ll dick you and cancel your deal Like hands on your neck Trump voids your paycheck And feels ecstasy when you squeal If acts are life’s indicator Don’s a classic woman...

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Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude A thing Vance and Trump find so rude Now see what happens With Europe’s factions And how far mad Vlad will intrude...

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(a university-life vignette) It’s Saturday morning at about 9am. I’m in the chemistry lab, a sterile looking room with 12 workstations that are like multi level kitchen islands with sinks and various lab gear. It’s the most fluorescently lit environment on earth and everything looks to be either white, stainless steel or glass. I’m one of the...

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Hillbilly VP JD Vance Surely hails from bad circumstance Though spruced up by Yale He acts much too male To hide the wee lance in his pants Note: Many other misogynists share this issue (DT, EM, 19 year-old college drop out Rye Country Day School wimp "Big Balls", etc). ...

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No prior POTUS has admired Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired Tired not by work hard Now wired the trump card That commands retire or You're Fired!...

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Yellow Words—Used 10 times in the poem Under the warm yellow sun floating on the calm Yellow Sea fishing for the sweet tasting yellow fin tuna. My mouth waters at the thought of tuna steaks slathered in spicy yellow mustard while my old yellow lab snoozing on my bright yellow rain slicker will have his share covered in a yellow egg yolk sauce. I...

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Start the game show geography Three guesses where POTUS will be Delete Chicago Nix Mar-a-Lago Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...

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Trumpenstein loves starting a fight Chaos feeds his canine delight Now watch disaster Start to come faster Despite that bad bump during flight Are your airplane pilots all right? When boarding please check if they’re bright For the fare you pay As prez I can say If they’re not white don’t make the flight PSA you’re now cleared to land Fear not as the outcome...

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The proud boys fill Trumpenstein’s need His pardons saw oath keepers freed They’ll serve this nation Intimidation And feed our great narcissist’s greed...

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