Best Lab Poems
Lab RatLab Rat
I feel like a lab rat
Property of this or that
Choices no longer mine to make
What’s the point to life for goodness sake?
A pill for your troubles and a pat on the back
Compassion for others is what they really lack
All the pricking, poking and a...
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Categories:
lab, health, me, me, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
A Glorified Lab RatThey look at us
as if we were just lab rats,
and maybe, we are.
Who knows or cares?
I definitely do care.
I know that
I'm part wolf and human.
I don't want to know how much wolf
is in my DNA.
If I knew, I would know
that I am a glorified lab...
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Categories:
lab, anger, betrayal, fantasy, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Human LabHalf-buried in a mud pit,
a polluter bares all, body and soul.
Hands bound, ready to be stoned
to death.
A god was going to kill a god.
A dense judgement of planet green
of an unreliable sun
scribbling a code of conduct.
My god, I will go insane.
Save my woods I say....
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Categories:
lab, adventure, allegory, angst, animals,
Form:
Igor needs a bigger lab IXDon is the ultimate user
His deals seal you as a loser
When Trump holds the cards
The lives now in shards
Bear witness he’s an abuser
The Don has a trick to reveal
He’ll dick you and cancel your deal
Like hands on your neck
Trump voids your paycheck
And feels ecstasy...
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Categories:
lab, america, betrayal, corruption, evil,
Form:
Limerick
A Special Black LabThis was my favourite friend
when I was growing up
a black Labrador dog
especially at first being a pup
But like all of us
dogs will always want to walk
always needing exercise to grow
but sometimes their bark is their talk
My lab has such a lovely coat
love to run my...
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Categories:
lab, animal, dog, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Breakfast With My Yellow Lab LucyWisping kitchen sunlight
through dust and wood smoke.
...
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Categories:
lab, dog, funny, good morning,
Form:
Light Verse
A Black Lab Named Ken*****
I adopted a friendly old dog,
a black Lab named Ken
He's not much of a watch dog
but we're great friends
Ken, has...
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Categories:
lab, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Igor needs a bigger lab XSome men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a cell...
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Categories:
lab, anger, bullying, violence,
Form:
Limerick
Knowledge LabI am tired of visiting pubs but let me be found in knowledge labs.
Assimilating words like water filled in cups.
Today, tomorrow let me hold a book on my lap.
Being soaked in knowledge and becoming wet as clay getting wet or damp.
With illumination...
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Categories:
lab, africa,
Form:
ABC
A Day In the Esl LabMade it into
the
community
college
where I have worked for
many years
Stopped off for a large
green tea
before dealing with...
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Categories:
lab, bangla, language, teacher,
Form:
Concrete
Good Neighbor Rick's Lab DogGood Neighbor Rick's Labrador Dog
They were kidding by saying Rick was a road hog
And you should be sure to see his adorable dog
Searching up and then down street everywhere
With pounds of superb energy always to spare.
Rick's leaving to see a ECU game today
While his delirious...
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Categories:
lab, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Igor needs a bigger lab XIIIWhy promote wrecking-ball malice
Behind the wall of a palace?
This callous man sick
Acts like a big dick
To cover up his small phallus...
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Categories:
lab, bullying, depression, evil, extended
Form:
Limerick
Igor needs a bigger lab XIIIn bed Don loves wearing his gold
Where billionaire's come to the fold
They need not hold loins
But just buy Trump coins
While we work till we're dead and old
Trump’s deals concern what he can break
It’s how this Don hauls in his take
The rich on him...
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Categories:
lab, america, corruption, insect, money,
Form:
Limerick
To the Men In Lab Coatsto the men in lab coats with horns like unto goats,
an open confession of a minor isotope:
I -- so -- Hope that a day shall dawn
when men no longer long
for the things that do not belong
and are, oh so wrong
for mine and your and...
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Categories:
lab, allegory, heaven, song, women,
Form:
Free verse
My Own Private CanterburyWhen we retired we were so inspired:
To live free and rest from our labors.
This mobile home park has lived up to the mark,
But oh, goodness gracious, the neighbors.
Jay the old peeper can snoop through the creeper
And tell if the ladies are bathing.
At times he's been...
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Categories:
lab, humorous, retirement,
Form:
Limerick