Short Lab Poems

Lab
Black
Chocolate
Yellow
Fun
Loving
Loyal
Friend...

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The computer lab
I wave my hand 'cross the screen
My hand frame-by-frame...

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I’m the only one
that isn't a lab monkey 
yet I'm caged too -
loneliness abounds


8/27/11...

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Trump discovered a cure today:
Lab-cloned alien DNA
From Tularosa*
(Is Amarosa
Collecting some White House back pay?)...

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Weed's looking little 
Bit like Little Italy
In a petri dish 
In shack lab belonging to
Hermit who lives underground....

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i was a loner
standing on the corner
my hands hand
they pass my by
i felt llike dieing
just left my lab
TRYING TO GET A CAB...

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"My Hairy Wild Petunia"


Likened 
To lichen 

Sphagnum 
Mostly moss 

Made moist 
Dew do me 

Kiss my 
Lab ia

Good
Bi...

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.                    our lab is snoring
               
                     in front of the fire

                     a wet log sizzles...

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Friend
Always True
Faithful Trust Thoughtful
Caring Sharing Dependable Best-of the-Best
Comedic Athletic Honest
Happy Buds
Pet Lab...

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To satisfy itches he’d scratch
Panama’s channel is his catch
And like she’s a gal
He’ll grab this canal
Since Trumpenstein wants a wet snatch...

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Start the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...

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Is the data congruent?
Is the hypothesis centrivical?
A mix of incongruent inconsistencies
Go back to the lab
Put in on a slab
Revamp the mix...

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With women he likes to cavort
And conquering them is just sport
Since Trump likes to rape 
Girls might not escape
And everyone else he’ll deport...

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Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude...

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IN THE RAIN
its pain
you try
some pass you by
cause of your corlor
when the pick up other
that wrong my brother
i work in a laB
after work i
HAIL ACAB...

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I was at a laboratory,
To find the lab assistant in oratory,
She narrated her story,
I still feel her sorry,
What a beautiful English,lab oratory?...

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On everyone’s deeds, he takes a swab
every mistake faces his punch and blab
what a smelling pear
with infected ear
his sample, rejected by every lab....

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Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid....

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What explains Trumpenstein’s command
That the U.S. borders expand?
His withered small shaft
Needs a bigger graft  
Of mastodon parts from Greenland 
...

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The proud boys fill Trumpenstein’s need
His pardons saw oath keepers freed
They’ll serve this nation
Intimidation
And feed our great narcissist’s greed...

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Some men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a cell...

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No prior POTUS has admired
Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired
Tired not by work hard
Now wired the trump card
That commands retire or You're Fired!...

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Hired as a lab assistant to
do minor things.  Never thought this
job could be so boring.  It's
not as fun as it was
last semester.  We
always had a
crowd, but not
any
more....

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Two Empire State Buildings fly by Earth
Phobos will crash into Earth on Mars Day
Careless Martians created our universe in Pluto's lab
Pluto walks a tightrope over underestimated solar flares...

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It was Edison In a lab
Gave night its noon.
He bottled up all he could
Of that hour's boon.
And washing walls the world over
By volt overseen
Moved the sun to frankness;
"My auxiliary sheen!"...

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