Short Lab Poems
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Freed from its cell in the hive
T-rumposaurus comes alive
This monster is back
And plans to attack
With project twenty twenty-five
For what do inits D.T. stand?
It's not what would please Ayn Rand
Her famous novel
Shows those who grovel
Are rather unfit for command
Why promote wrecking-ball malice
Behind the wall of a palace?
This callous man sick
Acts like a big dick
To cover up his small phallus
See the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines
To satisfy itches he’d scratch
Panama’s channel is his catch
And like she’s a gal
He’ll grab this canal
Since Trumpenstein wants a wet snatch
Start the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC
With women he likes to cavort
And conquering them is just sport
Since Trump likes to rape
Girls might not escape
And everyone else he’ll deport
Zelenskyy speaks with fortitude
A thing Vance and Trump find so rude
Now see what happens
With Europe’s factions
And how far mad Vlad will intrude
What explains Trumpenstein’s command
That the U.S. borders expand?
His withered small shaft
Needs a bigger graft
Of mastodon parts from Greenland
The proud boys fill Trumpenstein’s need
His pardons saw oath keepers freed
They’ll serve this nation
Intimidation
And feed our great narcissist’s greed
Some men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a cell
No prior POTUS has admired
Towered pyres for esquires they’d hired
Tired not by work hard
Now wired the trump card
That commands retire or You're Fired!
Yesterday's wishes and tomorrow's hopes.
Today provides that melting pot of synergy.
Concoction for dreams come true.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
They look at us
as if we were just lab rats,
and maybe, we are.
Who knows or cares?
I definitely do care.
I know that
I'm part wolf and human.
I don't want to know how much wolf
is in my DNA.
If I knew, I would know
that I am a glorified lab rat.
Life
May be
Like a test
Tested in a
Petri dish of a laboratory
Sometimes before finding a solution
To matters of
Daily life
First you
Fail
Be
As a
Bamboo that
Grow roots deeply
Until become most strongest than ever
Nayda Ivette
12-25-2015
Ivory bushes bear
accelerated evolution
and abstract incarnations
a reverie reserved as veil
fables too blatant to reveal
crescendos rise within
what remains of
the cityscape's heartbeat
science knows what we fear
By Glenn McCrary
© 2012 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)
Hillbilly VP JD Vance
Surely hails from bad circumstance
Though spruced up by Yale
He acts much too male
To hide the wee lance in his pants
Note: Many other misogynists share this issue (DT, EM, 19 year-old college drop out Rye Country Day School wimp "Big Balls", etc).
A dose of a placebo
intended to deceive
the symptoms and your feelings
are just what you perceive.
This game of med deception
unwittingly you play
no change in your condition
that's just the price you pay.
Sometime in the future
they gather all the stats
perhaps a cure resulting
thanks to all you rats.
Her cinematic poetry
In alchemist’s laboratory
Sealed love letters tell her story,
inked forevermores.
Surrendering his aching heart
Stark whining sounds when they're apart
She’s not his only from the start,
's off to other shores!
Poem Of The Day
1/25/26
Wisping kitchen sunlight
through dust and wood smoke.
Golden hairs from her body
from a shake as she woke.
Rising up gently
slowly down as they float.
And brushing my oatmeal
with a fresh yellow coat.
Today, I brought my earbuds.
So, while I'm surfing
Facebook™
in the computer lab
I can listen to music
on youtube at the same time.
I clumsily molest the
backside of the dusty monolith,
as my left ring finger
discovers an abrasive crust.
Someone broke off
their headphone plug
in the jack.
How do you manage that?
Oh, tell me, lord almighty in the sky, so high.
How do you manage that?
Come join us tonight people where the bright lights illumine.
Be sure to pick up a free multi-colored balloomin
While I showcase my special double self-lobotomy
Performed by just me in my new labero-totomy.
With a spoon, fork, and a knife - in full factuality,
I’ll cut out some noodle and some individ-ality -
And don’t forget to remember to gobble up your fill
At our fine and efficient, fresh fast-food hamburger grill!
Half-buried in a mud pit,
a polluter bares all, body and soul.
Hands bound, ready to be stoned
to death.
A god was going to kill a god.
A dense judgement of planet green
of an unreliable sun
scribbling a code of conduct.
My god, I will go insane.
Save my woods I say. How can
be the adam was so naked running
in a race gene altered ?
My arthritic fingers again lift
a mansion of gold leaves, dissolving
the sky.
Satish Verma
Form:
Half-buried in a mud pit,
a polluter bares all, body and soul.
Hands bound, ready to be stoned
to death.
A god was going to kill a god.
A dense judgement of planet green
of an unreliable sun
scribbling a code of conduct.
My god, I will go insane.
Save my woods I say. How can
be the adam was so naked running
in a race gene altered ?
My arthritic fingers again lift
a mansion of gold leaves, dissolving
the sky.
Satish Verma
Form:
Trumpenstein loves starting a fight
Chaos feeds his canine delight
Now watch disaster
Start to come faster
Despite that bad bump during flight
Are your airplane pilots all right?
When boarding please check if they’re bright
For the fare you pay
As prez I can say
If they’re not white don’t make the flight
PSA you’re now cleared to land
Fear not as the outcome is grand
We will stir up hate
Make our country great
That’s why only I'm in command