Short Lab Poems

Lab
Black
Chocolate
Yellow
Fun
Loving
Loyal
Friend...

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The computer lab
I wave my hand 'cross the screen
My hand frame-by-frame...

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I’m the only one
that isn't a lab monkey 
yet I'm caged too -
loneliness abounds


8/27/11...

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Trump discovered a cure today:
Lab-cloned alien DNA
From Tularosa*
(Is Amarosa
Collecting some White House back pay?)...

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Weed's looking little 
Bit like Little Italy
In a petri dish 
In shack lab belonging to
Hermit who lives underground....

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i was a loner
standing on the corner
my hands hand
they pass my by
i felt llike dieing
just left my lab
TRYING TO GET A CAB...

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.                    our lab is snoring
               
                     in front of the fire

                     a wet log sizzles...

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Is the data congruent?
Is the hypothesis centrivical?
A mix of incongruent inconsistencies
Go back to the lab
Put in on a slab
Revamp the mix...

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IN THE RAIN
its pain
you try
some pass you by
cause of your corlor
when the pick up other
that wrong my brother
i work in a laB
after work i
HAIL ACAB...

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I was at a laboratory,
To find the lab assistant in oratory,
She narrated her story,
I still feel her sorry,
What a beautiful English,lab oratory?...

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On everyone’s deeds, he takes a swab
every mistake faces his punch and blab
what a smelling pear
with infected ear
his sample, rejected by every lab....

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Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid....

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Hired as a lab assistant to
do minor things.  Never thought this
job could be so boring.  It's
not as fun as it was
last semester.  We
always had a
crowd, but not
any
more....

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Two Empire State Buildings fly by Earth
Phobos will crash into Earth on Mars Day
Careless Martians created our universe in Pluto's lab
Pluto walks a tightrope over underestimated solar flares...

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It was Edison In a lab
Gave night its noon.
He bottled up all he could
Of that hour's boon.
And washing walls the world over
By volt overseen
Moved the sun to frankness;
"My auxiliary sheen!"...

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i  stood
did it was understood
tho i hope
i couldn't 
to get them to stop
it was a in my block
they move around
i felt let down
so i went back to my lab
felt  rejected
trying to
HAILING A CAB...

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time was I'd hang around
in P town
tune in turn on and party down-
in P town
far out cats on purple haze
white lab rats lost in the maze
yeah,them was the good ol'daze
in P town*



(*portsmouth)...

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First day of Lab,
we sat as assigned.
She wrote one word
across the board:

'Laboratory’

She turned and said 
"This is a laboratory.
Let’s have more of the first five
and less of the last seven."...

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There once was a Leo from St. Paul.
Who attended a masquerade ball.
My friend thought he would risk it
and came dressed as a biscuit.
An Aries Lab chomped him up in the hall!




Was unsuccessful attaching the Zodiac sign....

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The wizard just bought a cheap wand.
He knew right away he'd been conned.

A yellow Lab pup;
what it conjured up.

He'd asked for a young feisty blonde.


02/19/2016
Contest: Limerick Contest II - For Fun
Sponsor: Jan Allison...

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I took a pee in a bottle 
And sent it to a lab
The lab sent me a bill
An another bottle to refill
With a note that said 

Analysis is not free
And that I must pay a fee 
If I wanted them to take 
A good look at me
Gee-   Wizzzz...

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You have to admit, the future's looking bright
- with corona seeming to fizzle out a bit, with
cryptocurrency, the metaverse and the futuristic,
kiss-your-sister quality of lab-grown meat to
save the planet - yep, things are looking up....

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In science lab one day
  they emptied out my brain
Even poked, it wouldn't say
  a word about my pain

at never chancing what I knew
  was beyond my comfort zone
That's why my brain just never grew 
  ~ the reason for my brittle bones...

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Big Brother, Is the Rat
Haiku: by Tom
1/11/2022

We’re told get the jab.
Like a Lab Rat, we’ve no say.
Big Brother knows best.



Have had both shots and booster
on advice from my cardiologist.
I wasn’t mandated.
Tom
...

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The mind is consciousness and brain is mastermind
Brain is writer and brain is fighter
Brain is fear and brain is tear
Brain is smile and brain is dear
Brain is cab and brain is a lab
Brain is beam and brain is the theme
Brain is one and brain is a team....

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