Short Joke Poems
Short Joke Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Joke by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Joke by length and keyword.
When you sneeze 1 time, you're smart,
When you sneeze 2 times you're intelligent,
When you sneeze 3 times you're a genius.
At first, I was so scared
I smeared lambs blood on my door
Now, I am back to picking my nose again
that's progress for me
Normal walk ,less talk
I'm not good but I never smoke.
messing with me not a joke
Whenever my anti se me they get a shock.
Bugger nose
Finger goes
Roll roll roll
Poem written as a Ellip ( form of Haiku) for Ellip Contest.
Once I thought I made a joke.
The audience blinked.
I tried to explain it.
The audience stiffened up.
That's my joke on my joke!
Toilet tissue is like the starship
Enterprise in that they both slip
Around Uranus
And zip up heinous
Klingons to ferry on a trip
A guy just seeking a tan
Went out all wrapped in Saran
A psychiatrist near
Said your case is quite clear
I see your nuts crazy man
Cross an elephant with a rhino
And create a noteworthy combo
But all are confused
As the name to be used
For this mix is an el-eph-i-no
Randy Fish
I saw you fishing
Down by the river
What were you wishing?
Enough to shiver
Were you secretly kissing?
Any old randy giver?
We recently lost my Grandpa
It took a toll on my Grandma
she took to the bottle
an unstable waddle
tripped on him hiding – such chutzpah!
some think we're game
some think we're insane
they see walking in the rain
with face poke
down mope
that that way some us spoke
BLACKS OR NO JOKE
J-est
O-f
Y-our
J-oke
O-ffers
H-appiness
N-ever
S-peaking
O-f
N-othingness
Topic: Poetess (Joy Johnson)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Thanks for trying, but...
I see it coming for miles ~
better luck next time!
Date written: 04/01/2020
I just made a new friend called Connie
Of course with the AKA Johnny
She sometimes seems rude
and often time lewd
But always His poems are scrawny
My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?
There once was a barista named Joe
the joke always tiresome and so-so
he swallowed it well
because tips were swell
so he put on a pretty good show
Life's one big practical joke.
I'm standing on top of the world.
Laughter gets me through anything.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: 3rd place 2026
A bully once roared in my face,
macho bluster, lacking all grace.
I said “Do you mind?
I think you might find,
your breath offends my personal space.”
An Irishman with a syndrome
Climbed onto my roof like a gnome
Said I with a stare
What thou wants isn’t there
Drinks are not on the house in this home!
One barista cracks daily jokes.
What did one bean say to another?
Come on be brew-tally honest.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
If a person, ultra negativist,
thinks everyone is communist,
sans vaccine at UN, speaker,
a virus bomb, leaker,
if sneezes says fire ! as anarchist
Joke Did Evoke
Remember when I told a joke
And much humor it did evoke
But without a I doubt
After being worn out
Cut my chord and did croak.
Jim Horn
An animal carival
Inhabits his fantasy zoo,
Lion,elephant & kangeroo-
Hearing other composer's phrase
Into his imagination we gaze.
Tribute to Saint-Saens
Our ship’s sinking and circled by shark
So a lawyer jumped off of our ark
The sharks swam away
And observers will say
Professional courtesy is their trademark
Ryed too
Cause I love you
To make you smile
Your are gods child
Didn't hurt your feeling
What I said wasn't appealing
I say don't poke
You got sop
Can you
TAKE AJOKE