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Quote Left My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. Quote Right
Quote Left Housekeeping ain't no joke. Quote Right
Quote Left My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself. Quote Right
Quote Left There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke. Quote Right
Quote Left Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome Quote Right
Quote Left My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself. Quote Right
Quote Left There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. Quote Right
Quote Left We're just asking people to kind of look at how they're getting their comedy a little bit differently. Since it's not joke-driven in a traditional sense, the jokes are coming out of how we ratchet up the size of the elephant in the room. If you're invested in the characters and you're onboard with them on an emotional level, that laugh will come out of a relatable place. Quote Right
Quote Left Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. Quote Right
Quote Left With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Quote Right
Quote Left One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. Quote Right
Quote Left A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke. Quote Right
Quote Left A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. Quote Right
Quote Left A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. Quote Right
Quote Left If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea, on any excuse, to vote for the Democratic Party or the Republican Party (for at present machine and party are one), or for any candidate who does not stand for a new era, -- then you yourself pass into the slide of the magic-lantern; you are an exhibit, a quaint product, a curiosity of the American soil. You are part of the problem. Quote Right
Quote Left I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face. Quote Right
Quote Left Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is. Quote Right
Quote Left Great use they have, when in the hands Of one like me, who understands, Who understands the time and place, The person, manner, and the grace, Which fools neglect; so that we find, If all the requisites are join'd, From whence a perfect joke must spring, A joke's a very serious thing. Quote Right
Quote Left To a joke, then, I owe my first gleam of consciousness—which again has recapitulatory implications, since the first creatures on earth to be... Quote Right
Quote Left The Legend of 'Kilroy was here' was started inadvertently by a shipyard inspector during WWII named James J. Kilroy , who used the logo to indicate his inspection of riveting in the newly constructed troop ships was complete. To the unfortunate troops outbound in those ships, however, he was a complete mystery ... all they knew for sure was that he had 'been there first'. As a joke, they began placing the graffiti wherever they (the US forces) landed, claiming it was already there when they arrived. Quote Right
Quote Left They'll continue to show it on television, ... They'll show it on ESPN 40 times. They'll say I'm a cancer. The crowd loved it. The fans love it. The producers in the truck love it because it's big news. But to us, it's a joke. Quote Right
Quote Left There have to be some boundaries. The butt of the joke cannot be God or the prophet or the religion itself. I'm very careful about sacrilegious humor. I'm not a shock comic who's going to do something that will inflame Muslims. Quote Right
Quote Left A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go. Quote Right
Quote Left Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. Quote Right
Quote Left If American politics does not look to you like a joke, a tragic dance; if you have enough blindness left in you, on any plea, on any excuse, t... Quote Right
Quote Left Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. Quote Right
Quote Left Those who do not have power over the story that dominates their lives, the power to retell it, rethink it, deconstruct it, joke about it, and change it as times change, truly are powerless, because they cannot think new thoughts. Quote Right
Quote Left Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome. Quote Right
Quote Left If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift. Quote Right
Quote Left It's a bad joke without a punchline. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Joke

Quote Left My love is a joke on which everyone laugh at, and only I cry for. Quote Right
Quote Left If I am not a joke then why people laugh at me? Quote Right
Quote Left It's not a wise thing to share too much in a room with no joke box. Quote Right
Quote Left In this age of social media, an insensitive generation has emerged...people's suffering now makes the best jokes & they all laugh like its a feast of fools #Poetic_Ra*_Quotes???? Quote Right
Quote Left When you are addicted to freedom.. relationship s becomes a joke! Quote Right
Quote Left Not every thing has to be a joke, and not everything has to be serious. Quote Right
Quote Left When you find yourself the butt of a joke, make them laugh until they cry Quote Right
Quote Left I like to laugh at jokes before they happen Quote Right
Quote Left When you find yourself the butt of a joke, make them laugh until they cry Quote Right
Quote Left We all must strive not to be distraught over a mosh pit dive or joke uncaught. Quote Right
Quote Left It's a bad joke, but it's effective! Quote Right
Quote Left The Joker of Justice is just US.... Quote Right