Jaywalking Poems | Examples


Jaywalking

This is when the old and the young,
beasts and confraternal drunks
damn the consequences of death
lying porous on crossroads upon
bifurcated paths, fractured junctions
and ceremonial cul-de-sacs...

The time is immaterial,
so long as the traffic lights — the veggie-green,
the claret, and the urine-amber —choose their slow
blinking and rapid-eyelid movement carefully.
And moon might decide not to power its own light.
Tenebrous tracks then fill our eyes with the age of
sea monsters blinded by charcoal waves.
Need I hail the neon signs of bordellos!
And the city’s restless constellations!
They sparkle with rage and with the brio of rioting stars,
thus adding celestial films to our already overloaded eyes....
But that’s another story.

C’mon... we are no Deer or Asahel descendants!
Closely related to sloths, millipedes and snails,
we drag our feet, which in turn drag the volumes of
stupidity in us, aggravated by drams and midnight parties
held between a flowing weekend and a stagnant Thursday.

When in Manhattan

One way to tell a tourist
In the New York City scene
Is if someone on a corner waits
Until the light turns green.

For natives look both ways, of course,
And if no traffic’s there,
They cross against the light or else
Mid-block, without a care.

This always was illegal, yet
We locals would insist
That the law was so ignored it seemed
It didn’t quite exist.

Well, now that’s true, for since last week
Jaywalking is allowed,
So all you tourists, take a chance
And join the New York crowd.

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And I
have to say
no more Jaywalking
wheely stop it
simply obey


DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Jovial Dr Jekyll played for juvenile Justice
                    a just jaspered journey
jokingly jumped a joyride 
                                to juicy jukebox jabbering 
in jackal jackboots 
                         from nearby jungle 
                     
Dr Jekyll clasped a jackknife eating 
                                  jambalaya to justify a 
                             juggled juxtapositional 
jurisdiction jamming 
       as jugular vein jingled jewels 
joyfully jauntily jaywalking 
                 to a jay named Jim Jolly ! 

Onward he jumped to a 
                                   Jungian junction 
              Jupiter jocund watching his 
 journeying joints
              journalese seemed a jibe jig
but neither Jewess, Jesuit 
                            or jeweller jiggled this job

So he jerked his jess 
                          like a jape for Japan
Jejuning onto January for the 
                           next jangle of jasmine 
 
No jellyfish was Dr Jekyll in Jordanian jerkin 
           though sometimes Mr Hyde
                   with jeroboam swirling alongside !

Gun Laws Freedom and Jaywalking

jaywalking laws, can’t cross the road 
but you can own the gun you load 
shooting bullets and taking lives 
can’t cross the road from left to right 

so gun laws would put your freedom at stake 
you can’t cross the road for goodness sake!!
It appears your freedom’s fake, 
making laws no one else makes!!

*Hashtag Perspective 
own a gun, legal, freedom 
cross the road, illegal, prison.

Premium Member Jaywalking Is In His Genes

Sure I jaywalk he said. It’s in my genes.
I inherited this trait from my father.
I cannot help it.
He always jaywalked too.
I was astounded.
We had known each other for ten years.
I had never heard him talk about a father.
Where does your father live? I asked.
In heaven.
Oh, I’m sorry. What happened?
We are not sure.
All we know is he got hit by a car.


Jimmy Jeevers

Jimmy Jeevers jaywalked
on Jefferson on the last
day of January while wearing
his jaunty jester hat which
slipped over his jolly eyes
when a speeding Jeep jammed
him between two parked
cars, a Jaguar and Jetta
as curious onwatchers
waited for the ambulance
to arrive to take Jimmy to
St. Joseph Hospital where
his life was saved by the
judicious and caring staff.

Moral of this story is
not to wear a
jaunty jester hat
while jaywalking.


June 27, 2020

Dancing With the Plague

A nurse takes time
To hang a DNA rainbow strain
Of Christmas bulbs
Along my gray window ledge

He plugged them in
Bringing a campfire glow of embers
Under my lids
And to the shirking corners
And the inflating machines shushing the room

Below
In the cobblestone valley of downtown
Ballerinas of steam
Spin
From paper-pushed vents in the empty streets
Window shopping on Washington Square

Laces of faces and hands
Pressed to glass
Longing for suits at Kositcheks
Or gold and silver from Linn & Owen

Mists jaywalking
And flagging a cold evening of vacated taxis

I dream
Of taking my wife’s hand
Pirouetting her across a crowded floor
At the Green Door
To a band bellowing the flutes of Canned Heat

Flinging sweat again like bathers in an ocean
Kissing and hugging and ass grabbing
Elbows bent with Fireball shots
High-fiving

Imploring return to our basic instinct
The perfect gift
Of lust and love marked by our fingerprints.

Premium Member Second Avenue

In the experience of a great love, everything that happens becomes an event related to that love. ~ Romano Guardini 

As I drive by the place you last breathed,
suddenly I am just a heart behind the wheel
and you, a big blue sky-like lung I cannot see 
the end or beginning of.
There is so much space within your rib cage:
I could drive a thousand miles
and never leave your love.

I pass a corner coffee shop.
You always wanted tea, very sweet.

A black man in a Yankee cap 
won’t wait to cross the street.
I brake.
He expects hostility.
I search his startled face.
He wears your race and team.

I am the heart that needs you
blue or brewed or jaywalking.

March 2, 2019
Dance of Death Poetry Contest

No Signs of Life

No jaywalking, 
Instead use the overpass; 
No loading and unloading 
Of passengers male or lass.

No parking
Of the cars old and new; 
No overspeeding, 
Eyes watch from the view.

No tailgating, 
Drive not too closely behind; 
No overtaking, 
Life is on the line.

No u-turn
Every minute of the day; 
No stopping anytime
At the well-paved freeway.

No smoking, 
It's odorous to one's breath; 
No littering, 
Make no mess to one's health.

No trespassing, 
The land is not yours; 
No entry, 
Guards stand at the doors.

Post no bill
To enjoy easy movement; 
No vacancy, 
Nothing but room for improvement.

These and more make man
Refrain from any strife; 
Neither going out on a limb, 
Nor breaking no signs of life.

The Monkey, Maserati, Cat and Oh Yea, Ice Cream

You may find this hard to believe
But I just saw a monkey
Drive by me doing eighty
In a Maserati 

Eating rainbow ice cream
In a cone from Dairy Queen
I don't mean to sound mean
But should a monkey be eating ice cream

Just then I saw a cat
Right before he went splat
Jaywalking will often do that
And that my friend is straight up fact

The monkey swerved to avoid him
That's when he lost control and
Into a brick wall he slammed
As the ice cream went a flying

Since a cat has nine lives
He came to quite surprised
As Keith Richards does most nights
The ice cream landed just right

The monkey's now in heaven
The cat is ice cream licking
The Maserati is a has been
So I guess this must be the end

Elegy For Heidi

Elegy for Heidi 
            I
The clock ticks away.
But there is no layer of time 
and no decision to make. 
            II
I have been jaywalking 
on the edge of the roof
for the last few weekends;

down below the grass looks
already dark, depressed,
as if death has made it.

then a bird, a simple 
blackbird sits on the bough.
It cries out and a hand

rises from the green earth
like a bride waking from
her bridal night, gleaming.

I know, I know, I know, 
we are all life’s disciples.
             III
“Come on, wake up!”
“My God, you are from East.
It is
Still night here.” She said.
=© 2009 - All Rights Reserved Kushal Poddar

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