The Monkey, Maserati, Cat and Oh Yea, Ice Cream

You may find this hard to believe But I just saw a monkey Drive by me doing eighty In a Maserati Eating rainbow ice cream In a cone from Dairy Queen I don't mean to sound mean But should a monkey be eating ice cream Just then I saw a cat Right before he went splat Jaywalking will often do that And that my friend is straight up fact The monkey swerved to avoid him That's when he lost control and Into a brick wall he slammed As the ice cream went a flying Since a cat has nine lives He came to quite surprised As Keith Richards does most nights The ice cream landed just right The monkey's now in heaven The cat is ice cream licking The Maserati is a has been So I guess this must be the end