Have you ever dreamt of being a reigning queen
But then you woke up to find
You were the same loveable dude you've always been
Generous, charming and kind
Well it has happened to me quite recently
Got hemmoroids sitting on the throne
So I sits me down quite gingerly but it still hurts quite a bit
That's not thunder you hear, it's my groans
Never would have believed it was even at all possible
Me being a muscle bound dude
But if Bruce Jenner can suddenly become Caitlyn Jenner
Being Jacquelyn, ain't so absurd
Think I'll just stay male in the few years I have left
It's worked for me up until now
Been a raging bull through my incredibly long life
How does one become a cow
© Jack Ellison 2015
Love List
This is my love list
Joey was my wife
She is gone and very much missed
My daughter Barbara was our first one
Then came my son James
My daughter Patricia the third one
Grandchildren are Megan and Alexandra
Boys are Nickolas and Connor
Back to girls Jacquelyn and Samantha
My kids in law I almost missed
Robert, Christopher and Suzanna
And my dog finished the list
How do we say goodbye to someone
We knew for so long
We feel the urge to visit places
where they used to belong
We on things they used to do and say
No one not even me thought about this day
How do we say goodbye to someone
We grew up with though out the years
Someone who we shared many happy tears
How do we put it all together
How do we patch the holes in our hearts
How do we say goodbye
To our beloved one
To our ray of sun
Even though tears may run
We say In loving memory
Jacquelyn Gates goodbye for now
I woke up this morning
din want to get out of bed,
Still tired and yawning
there's a ringing in my head.
Rubbed my eyes, rolled over
I' just got to stop and think,
Dis won't get me nowhere
all this Moonshine that I drink.
My telephone's ringing
I've been ducking everyone,
So many I'm owing
dis life sure aint no moe fun.
Made my share of mistakes
don't need to hear no one's views,
I see my life crumbling
and here I am singing the blues.
Got to get out this mess
my mamma din raise no fools
and when I get over
aint go be singing no blues
No I aint go be singing no blues,
Oh Yeaaaa!!!!
Copyright © 2008 Jacquelyn Sturge
I felt I was full of affection
'Till he started enumeration,
His ego inflation
My interpretation,
Had compounded that situation.
He'd better show appreciation
And maybe even some elation
If he wants gyration
Or any sensation,
And Brother, that is my summation.
Copyright © 2006 Jacquelyn Sturge
jay5
What do you do if you can't find a job
and all your monthly bills keep piling up?
Collectors are as vicious as the mob,
You wonder when all these problems will stop.
You changed your lifestyle hoping for the best
and started your life over with clean slate,
Then you are faced daily with many test
some of them you wish would disintegrate.
When what you need is not just a handout,
('Cause people do get tired of a leech,)
but a blessing to turn your life about
and you will see nothing's beyond your reach.
It's time for you to use the things you've got
and trust the Lord to help you find your lot.
Copyright © 2007 Jacquelyn Sturge
jay5
Look at you sitting there making eyes at me
You're the most handsome fellow I'm blessed to see,
You know very well I can't resist your charms
And I won't rest until you are in my arms.
I know I have no business being with you
But I want you so, I don't know what to do,
Just one look at you and I fall to pieces
My mouth waters, I think I've lost my senses.
I love you so much even though you're nutty
Your smooth colored skin turns my heart to putty,
I don't care if it's wrong, I must have a taste
And I'm lost to the world in your sweet embrace.
You filled me up and now my heart is racing,
I lick my lips, your juices I'm still tasting,
It's all over now and I'm feeling just fine
Although my Blood Pressure climbed over the line.
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Peanut M&M's
Copyright © 2007 Jacquelyn Sturge
Roy and Zenia had six kids I say
And all of their names began with J,
June, Junior and Justin
Joyce, Jackie and Jacquelyn,
Why in the world would they think this way?
And Jacquelyn, we think should know better
Did the same dumb thing, but no matter,
Candace, Carla, all C's
Celeste and Cory
When friends mocked, they think that they flatter.
So Candace want to keep up the trend
And she named all her five children M,
Malika, Makela
Makeva, Maesha
And Makai is the boy at the end.
Well Malika she just had a son
Amari is the name of this one
So I hope she’ll be smart
And don’t follow this art
If to her some more children are born