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Caitlyn Jenner

Have you ever dreamt of being a reigning queen But then you woke up to find You were the same loveable dude you've always been Generous, charming and kind Well it has happened to me quite recently Got hemmoroids sitting on the throne So I sits me down quite gingerly but it still hurts quite a bit That's not thunder you hear, it's my groans Never would have believed it was even at all possible Me being a muscle bound dude But if Bruce Jenner can suddenly become Caitlyn Jenner Being Jacquelyn, ain't so absurd Think I'll just stay male in the few years I have left It's worked for me up until now Been a raging bull through my incredibly long life How does one become a cow © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 6/10/2015 11:58:00 PM
Too hilarious Jack! Love this one! I love Judy's comment. You're very clever! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/11/2015 8:27:00 AM
It takes all kinds as they say!!! You, my dear friend, always say the nicest things to me!!! Love and and big tight squeezie hugs, Jacko xxxx
Date: 6/6/2015 4:55:00 PM
Brilliant, Jack! Perfect subject matter for today, too! Not at all "so five minutes ago", LOL! A 7 from me :)
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Date: 6/7/2015 6:34:00 AM
S-T-R-A-N-G-E !!! Thanks for stopping by dear Laura!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 6/6/2015 10:11:00 AM
Thank goodness you'll stay our loveable LimmerJack... Changing that way is not where it's at... Caitlyn Jenner might be new... But the attention is not true... Jenner will come and go as we will forever snack on your track... of endless clack(?)... Quick Dragon... I need more coffee!!!
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Date: 6/6/2015 10:48:00 AM
"endless clack???" LOL Did you have more coffee... good! xxxx
Date: 6/6/2015 8:32:00 AM
"Silence of the COWS" starring Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster and the come lately Jack Ellison....
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Date: 6/6/2015 8:40:00 AM
Hey! The next big blockbuster!!! You'll be able to say, "I knew him when he was just a sexy talented poet!!!" Love, Jackson XXXXXX
Date: 6/6/2015 6:53:00 AM
LOL! How indeed? I can't even try to imagine! (shudders)
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Date: 6/6/2015 7:09:00 AM
I sit here shaking my head! Guess we must have an open mind! Strange!!! Hugs to you dear Kimmie! Love, Jack xxx