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LIGHTNING STRIKES

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“LIGHTNING STRIKES JETLINER SULFERLY”
The Jetliner was flying through a violent storm
This is the norm at times
The Jetliner originate...

Excellent marksmen women set his her sites

...Excellent marksmen/women set his/her sites...

I can hold out for upcoming mental health therapy until Wednesday at 1:00 p.m.

Yes, and you (like I) will probably presume me deservedly cursed for...

Black boy Joy

...black boy Joy is not just noise 

it is a voice that should be heard from word to word 

like thunder in the clouds or a lion roaring in the jungle they should hear the rumble not your grumble

...

Shake your shoes out

...Make sure you shake your shoes out before putting them on.
they make excellent overnight campsites for vagabond crawlers.
I once got bit by something (i suspect a spider)
on the long toe of my lef...

IntraNet

...Within the strands that capture attention,
    Layered by levels to constantly attract.
        Is a web that's woven in multiplicity,
            Ensnaring reality while hidden and abstract.

B...

jake was an unlucky man

...Jake was an unlucky man
Three of his wives had been murdered
Not at the same time of course
One in Georgia in 1972
One in Alabama in 1975
One in New Mexico in 1979

He collected lots of insura...

Three Sides to Every Story

...My lifetime friend, I feel so odd.
I'm not insured for acts of God.
Everything, it seems, is lost or gone.
I can't feel the ground I stand upon.

Today, we oldsters sat down to look
inside your...

night owls gift

...owl guarded the owl pellet house nightly
bats tried to get him to move
but he was a serious guardian

the inhabitants were from another world
helpless to defend themselves in this realm
he insu...

Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces

...Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces...

Fore score minus xv orbitz ago
from being centenarian
strong contractions forced me
to pass thru cervix,
buck naked bare l...

Divine Flight

...
Holy Ghost* lights divine flights
while forgiven soul, joins heaven as sublime goal
grace-secured, faith-assured, godly love-insured
freed through Christ's sacrifice indeed.

For Folly Was When Adam and Eve Ate

...For Folly Was When Adam And Eve Ate


Drowning the naked landscape in a fog
Far away bursting city in its smog
Along the beach sea-salt floats right on in
They, bustling crowd, treading footpri...

The Pitfalls of Insurance

...If you make a claim
they freely raise the annual fees
and then they confound the issue
with talk of  a depressed market
and  rampant  inflation
I wanted to change horses
but realised the claim ...

Mittens At Your Service

...Armed by protective sensibility
I offer my warming security
Around loving protective certainty
Insured with comfortable serenity.

I’m your mittens, full of vibrant beauty
Ready to fulf...

Eight Hours of Sleep a Night

...Take all your vitamins and meds, twice a day
    Exercise often, don't just 'play'
  Eat healthy foods, but sparingly
    No caffeine ever after mid-day

  Regular visits, doctor and dental
   ...

Not From Santa

...Kids the world over ceased believing in Santa Claus 
Worshipping Amazon they put Big Red on pause 
Stirred by the blue truck instead
Toys—never coal never lead
Deliveries insured, reindeer lack a...

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